I can name 3000 coins that literally came out of my ass that can do the same thing.
No you can't.
There is only one bitcoin, and when push comes to shove (for example if they were under government attack or traditional banking attack), all 3,000 of those supposed coins that you cannot even list would not have liquidity or network (node) effects to accomplish such with impunity like bitcoin can.
What? Muster up the measly 2.8 million US dollars of total aggregate channel value that the LN contains? Au contraire, mon frere.
And then do *what* exactly with your DOGE, BSV, DENTACOIN, etc? Take it down to your local Iranian Western Union.. wait no... that won't work. Ah yes... get on localbsvcoins/iran? Wait ... no that won't work either.