I am, seriously, going to bury a laminated copy somewhere on my land. And have smaller amounts also in my hidden home safe. (I have a visible decoy safe bought very cheap from Cina with some crap in it).
and now the internet knows all these things
Hahahahahaha... I can see it now.
Criminal: "Hey Arriemoller, your valuables or your life."
Arriemoller: "Please, please, no, no, no.. don't take my life... .. o.k. I will take you to my safe. Here it is ... it is be called safe."
Criminal: "Is this the "decoy safe" or the real one?"
Arriemoller: "Of course this is the real safe. I want you to have all my valuables and not my life."
Criminal: "O.k. i thought that I read somewhere...... "
Arriemoller interrupts criminal, and: "you probably getting me mixed up with someone else, and you know peeps say all kinds of shit on the interwebs... Of course that is the real safe with real bitcoins and other cryptos available and even title to my yacht that I acquired from the appreciation of my many ETHs. Surely, I have no other safes in any of these places nor on my yacht.. and you can take the yacht, too."
Criminal: "O.k. Your story seems quite plausible, and I have a high level of confidence that you are disclosing everything, and for that reason, I am even gonna leave you with your yacht and I will just take the total value of your crypto that is in this safe, which happens to be .003146BTC and 25.384 ETH, and that should be enough for me anyhow, since I am a modest kind of criminal, and I have modest material needs, too. Thank you very much, Arriemoller, you have been amongst the most cooperative of my crypto targets, and I thank you for making this whole robbing process easier for me."
Arriemoller and Criminal do a "man hug" because no gay here, and then each goes their separate ways, which means the criminal leaves.
I do NOT have ETH, but I do have a loaded pistol in a safe. Please let the robbers make me open that safe.
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