... You...have some sort of mental disorder...
Hi, i am Jorge Stolfi, the professor.
My mother hated me.
My father ignored me.
My brothers and sisters blamed me for everything.
My friends bullied me.
My teachers laughed at me.
I contracted APD (Asshole Proximity Disorder).
But I worked hard at school, and got my papers.
Then I met the Government.
Nice guys.
They gave me an office and money for nothing.
No teaching necessary. No research necessary. Only ranting.
And strong.
If I need to punish somebody, I just throw a spell.
Or threaten.
I am amongst the holy chosen.
When everything collapses, They will save me.
I will not disappoint Them.
I support Them.
I will sacrifice everybody for Them.
I will sacrifice myself for Them.
I love Them.