Sorry for taking your joke literally but I can't resist posting a reply.
Some of us feel absolutely sure we are not going to hell. It is a "free gift" if you will. All religions except one teach a way to earn it by good works, deeds etc. But this is futile and an endless journey of never quite being "good enough." But one religion says there is no possible way to earn it because we can't in ourselves and therefore need to ask for help, which requires humility. God says if people "will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sins."
Gee, let me guess -- you are a True Scotsman? God apparently said a lot of stuff which superstitious folk are free to follow or not follow as it suits her lifestyle, which of course renders it all the more spurious.
In the same fictional account, God/Jesus also apparently said:
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
...and other plainly anti-wealth propaganda.
However you have been trying to accumulate wealth through Bitcoin, and tempting others to do so even if they have to go into debt. In other words you've been defying your god and leading others to do the same.
If you were interested, you could easily find the opposite sorts of commandments in your book of lies; that accumulating wealth is righteous. Perhaps you are an adherent of prosperity theology, which would be doubly fucked up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology
You fail to apply rationality to this duality. Your ancient yarn is simply a Rorschach -- you see in it what you need (or what others have programmed you to need) to soothe the anxiety you have concerning our apparently meaningless and possibly trivial existence, then claim your delusional interpretation is of ONE truth when in reality it holds no more truth than The Hobbit.
Beyond the pursuit of resources, "my religion is right and yours is wrong" is the leading cause of war and hate in the world. The world needs religion no longer. It's embarrassing an adult in this day and age falls prey to such irrational dogma. There is no such thing as sin. If there's anyone broken in some way it is those who find solace in propagating this arrogant and sadistic sense of morality.