This article is hilarious. I'm only posting the "reasons" because the article is quite long but there is an explanation for each reason if you follow the url:
https://bitcoinmagazine.com/culture/why-you-should-sell-your-bitcoinWHY YOU SHOULD SELL YOUR BITCOIN21 + 21 more reasons why you should sell all of your bitcoin now.
ALEKSANDAR SVETSKI
If you are panicking right about now, I implore you, in fact, I urge you to sell all of your bitcoin now. All of it.
No this is not a joke.
This article is not some trading analysis, pick-me-up full of hopium or copium.
This is going to outline a series of straight up facts and reasons why you should dump your bitcoin, especially before it goes any lower. Because believe me, it will.
Nature is healing.42 Reasons to sell your Bitcoin:1. If you believe it won’t go lower:
2. If you believe it won’t go higher:
3. If you believe in 14-year-old tea-leave analysts with large Twitter accounts:
4. The government cares about you:
5. "Some other crypto is going to take over”
6. Bitcoin is about “muh gainz:”
7. If you’re A16Z:
8. If you’re Conbase:
9. That blockchain is some kind of “underlying technology:”
10. That it’s Bitcoin and Crypto:
11. That bitcoin is democratic:
12. If you believe NFTs are art:
13. If you think PoS > PoW:
14. If you think Bitcoin wastes energy:
15. If you think ESG is about anything other than more political power and waste:
16. That bitcoin is about “equality:”
17. If you’re ready to own nothing and be happy:
18. If you want to live in the beta verse:
19. If you want to remain plugged into The Matrix:
20. If you want to be the lowest version of yourself:
21. If you believe in The Great Reset:
22. If you believe in the World Economic Forum and the rest of the three-letter agencies:
23. If you think $69,000 was the top:
24. If you think $600 to $300 is any different from $60,000 to $30,000:
25. If you think $42,000 was the bottom:
26. If you’re still watching Real Vision:
27. If you think “Toxic Maximalism” is a problem:
28. If you have posters of Nassim Nicholas Taleb and Paul Krugman on your wall:
29. If you’re an academic:
30. If you’re a progressive or Marxist Bitcoiner (whatever the fuck that means):
31. If you believe the “inflation is transitory:”
32. If you eat Beyond Meat:
33. If you “trust the science:”
34. If you believe any of this is normal:
35. If you think that “this time it’s different:”
36. If you think politics comes before economics:
37. If you think political decree can outcompete physical reality:
38. If you think the map is the territory:
39. If you believe complex systems can be modeled:
40. That transforming the world was going to be easy:
41. If your name is Peter Schiff, Raoul Pal, Elon Musk, Mark Cuban or Lex Fridman:
42. If you think I’m joking:
https://bitcoinmagazine.com/authors/aleksandarsvetski