Topic: Wall Observer BTC/USD - Bitcoin price movement tracking & discussion - page 7056. (Read 26710135 times)

 Better get checked for allergies first.  Life with cat if you're allergic sucks ass - trust me.

Thanks V8, I'm fine apart from the dark thoughts. Unrelated to the epidemic, but it all happened in 4 months. I had no idea how serious his situation was cause he wouldn't complain or pity himself.

Searing, cat guy here. It really depends on both breed and individual. Females are easier IME.

 Guys.  I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Bitcoin wont get us everything we desire.  I'm pretty sure that super-wealthy supermodel and (probably super) mother Kate Upton isn't about to risk losing her super-wealthy, super-talented husband (professional baseballer with the Houston Astros - one of the highest paid in the league to boot) for a few sats in a fling with any of us... okay, maybe she would for El_duderino or LFC_Bitcoin but with their charm, they wouldn't even need Bitcoin and I'm pretty sure she's already too old for them anyway.
 

Going back to 12k, lets go!!!

https://tenor.com/view/gif-18454330

So the 'purpose' of WO now is to 'taunt' me with 'un-obtainable Women', as well as NOT having the 'huge' pump in BTC/Crypto prices that I desired at the

beginning of this year of 2020.

damn, that is just mean...I mean give me a BTC/Crypto 'pump' to $15k ...and I'd give it a pass...but BOTH....cruel, WO, cruel indeed....

(maybe I need a Cat...Cat people tell me life is better with a Cat...at least you give up the idea of any control in the household with a Cat)...

Brad

I quoted you because you wrote King BTC, Just as Bitcoin BTC is the king of crypto currencies he is the Champion of the US Open.  
I know it does not co-relate but still....

Not a tennis fan, unsure why you quoted me with this?

Congrats to him though.

Champions !!!

sorry to hear that Eddie. look after yourself eh

Nice, hope that finds its way into King BTC

Misogynous thoughts
A friend of mine died today
Bitcoin, save my mind!




#haiku

A couple of sats?
Early ejaculation
Must be very quick.




#haiku

Well at least it won't cost me more than a couple of sats!

We (royal we, por supuesto) are quite gleefully delighted for your clarification to be writing from our dear lord's "current year," since none of us in this here thread should tolerate any other means / mode of interacting with interweb avatars (potential aliens).... wwwwweeeeeee.

Settle down? No need.
She'll turn into old pussy
Gold digger or not.



#haiku

I suppose that that is the difference between a slut and a whore. ;-)


Thanks; but having already been the subject of the forum’s most notorious sex scandal, I think I’ll hodl my reserve.  Call me a bit coy.  Ciphersex is still in my post history.

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On the hermeneutics of bitcuck porn


It’s a bitcuck porn plot.  He is not in control.  He is not an active decision-maker who chose to have a whore for a girlfriend (or whore her out) because he enjoys that—as some do; but that would be a quite different porn plot.  Rather, he is a poor plebe who can’t afford to buy 1 BTC; accordingly, his attempted Bitcoin purchase spun wildly out of his control.  He is powerless.

His girlfriend has power:  She has the power to extract 1 BTC from a man with her feminine wiles.  Hey, can you make 1 BTC within minutes?

The man fucking her has power:  He has the Bitcoin, and she will do anything for that!  Here, it is literally fuck-you money.

Bitcoin itself has power:  King Daddy does not give a fuck what the cuckold boyfriend wants.  As a divine fiat, Bitcoin has decreed that his girlfriend is going to get fucked by a total stranger right in front of him.  And that’s that.

The worried-looking man just got cucked by Bitcoin.

Analysis based on LFC’s description.  Could be mistaken, though the “worried” shot seems to be a dead giveaway.  I did not (yet?) watch the porn.

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Bit Advice


Dear Mr Worried:

It seems that you disapprove of this relationship.  The reasons are of null consequence to me; that is your family business.  Regardless, if you live in a sane jurisdiction, then you have a paternal right to sue the man in court, for to stop him from marrying your daughter.

—What’s this?  All those old laws were repealed due to feminism, and a woman’s naïve, lovestruck young maiden’s unlimited, inalienable right to make drastic, life-altering decisions without patriarchal oppression?  Oh, dear me:  I forgot to turn over my calendar.  What century is this...

—What’s that?  He does not want to marry her, but is only in it for a pump-and-dump scam?  Well, I guess that you are your daughter is screwed.

The good news is that it seems she has a keen instinct for money.  If she can learn to keep her emotions out of it, she may have a fine career ahead of her.

It is a venerable profession, the oldest profession; and like any other business, it must be approached as a business:  The girls who have long-term success are those who know such business basics as pricing, market segmentation, advertising, accounting, budgeting such that revenue exceeds expenses, planning a capital reserve to cover short-term downturns in client demand, etc., etc.  Of course, the best product commands the highest prices; thus, taking into account her natural assets, your daughter can maximize her earnings potential by optimizing her skillset.

Teach her the rudiments of business administration, as are applicable to any business—and admonish her to keep her concepts straight.  By saying that she “just loves a man who HoDLs”, she means that she loves a man who has money.  This can be optimized if she admits that she loves money, period.

To avoid confusion, I should clarify that “money” is an archaic term for what most of us simply call Bitcoin.

NSA surveillance photo of you, Mr Worried:

Indeed, it may be unfortunate if you wanted grandchildren, and a continuing familial legacy.  But that would be the only rational reason to object to your daughter’s newfound profession.  She will make money, which is really important—right?  She will make more money than she would as a secretary or a kindergarten teacher, or a Human Resources meatbot—let alone if (gasp!) she were to become a housewife.  Whereas for high-income jobs, just think of the shame that you would suffer if your daughter were to become a lawyer, a politician, or an investment banker!

As a practical matter, may I suggest that you plan a liquidation phase for your investments, and make sure that you spend it all on hookers before you die.  After all, markets are subject to the law of supply and demand; and as you can see, supply is up.  If market demand does not increase commensurately, then prices will fall.  You don’t want for your daughter to be poor, do you?  Do your part to keep the market bullish by keeping your daughter’s competition busy!

Cheers from the current year,

nullius

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I rest my case.

A girl like that is affordable for everyone in this forum.

It is just a matter of length of time that differs.