FTFY, with proactive added note to make sure that you do not dare to think of such offensive terms as “h***band” and “w*fe”. You are behind the times—in the Dark Ages, using such sexist, gender-discriminatory, hetero-normative, cis-normative slurs! Don’t you know that a man can become pregnant? You ignorant bigot, just Google it... (“Pregnant woman” is now incorrect: It is “pregnant person”.)
Progress must be made. Report for re-education.
Jimbo, you, too.
Genesis 2:24 states: “Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and cleaves to his wife, and they become one flesh.”
In Matthew 19:4-5, Jesus reaffirms this: “He answered, ‘Have you not read that he who made them from the beginning made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one’?”