Enjoy!
ChartBuddy lost touch,
But soon came back with a punch,
Screaming Edvard Munch!
CZ got jail time.
Roger Ver charged with tax crime.
I say: "This is fine!"
Ramen from now on...
Michelin restos are gone!
Calm before the storm?
Roubini and Schiff,
They play tough and they act stiff.
Delayed disbelief!
Touch rhymes with punch? Time with fine? Gone with storm? Stiff with disbelief.
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Come on Jimbo! I think you're being a little too nit-picky!
Read them again. To me they rhyme enough to be funny, witty, and create a nice flow when reading them, while still being relevant to the WO digest theme.
I know of beautiful poems by Leonard Cohen which would fail your rhyming criteria. It's not science, it's art...
Well, I guess it's a matter of opinion. Can't please everyone. Art has always been in the eye of the beholder.