I'm kind of thinking in the same terms. Win big, replace the wife with a harem of sluts, and live on a yacht. Or lose, and work at McDonald's until I drop dead, face first into the fryer, at age 83.
BTW, j/k about the yacht.
...not kidding about the wife, I see
win/lose depends on a personal situation
re shitcoins-I agree with @Wekkel. You spend very little on them, you ride them into the bull and if you are smart, you sell when they go 10-100X and then you use the resulting fiat for consumption or wait a bit (if sold at the peak) and re-invest into btc. Easier said than done, but if you invest just 1% of your btc value, then it is all just 'change' either way.