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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny (Read 60080 times)

hero member
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Today I see Sri Lanka winning in this match.  If we consider the bowling side, Sri Lanka will win because New Zealand's bowling is strong and good.

I find this funny to be honest. The writer sees Sri Lanka as winning the match. But as a reason, they see New Zealand's bowling lineup is strong and good, this is the reason why Sri Lanka is going to win this match. Meanwhile, I checked the scorecard and figured out that Sri Lanka's batting lineup is struggling against the Kiwi's bowlers. The target is not too big, but it looks like NZ is going to win the match. I find his login too funny regardless of whoever is going to win the match.
sr. member
Activity: 700
Merit: 470
Hope Jeremiah 17vs7
This is so cracking to me lol.

Let me show you how to make a quality post :

Hope I can ask a question  Roll Eyes
How do I need to make up a quality post?

Use your brain.
sr. member
Activity: 1204
Merit: 290
And then this post got 7 merits, lol:

If you have come here,the next thing you need to do is to look out for where the rules of this community is ,and try to abide by them.There are several times that govern this forum,those rules are what regulates your activities in the forum here,and if you must continue to exist in this forum,you must keep to those rules and regulations because failure to to do that,you will be eliminated from the forum without remouse.
No plagiarism
No spamming
Are the two most important words that are there among others ,so you must try to abide by them.

Of course, these are all posts that make a lot of sense and deserve merits, there is nothing suspicious in this:

Post 1:



Post 2:



And of course, in this instance, he makes way more sense than me which is why he got some merits but I didn't. The readers and merit senders were probably avoiding all other posts and looking at that particular post at that moment:



If someone argues that all these posts are actually merit-worthy, I'm going to start a protest for not getting enough Merits for all my posts because I'm pretty sure every single post of mine has more quality than this.  Grin



Note: I'm not trying to complain or anything involving myself. My only intention is to demonstrate that the merits were not given based on the quality or constructiveness of the posts. So please don't misinterpret this even if you wish to.  Wink
legendary
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Merit: 8114
Getting ready to write a special post for this guy:

Bitcoin is major project in the space, I tried as much as possible to avoid this network when it comes to fees, always preparing for the worst scenario in the system. What are we after in the crypto space? We're after our portfolios growing bigger as the bull and bear season passes by. We care less about the fees although it's ought to be take into consideration. Personally I always go for cheaper fees because that's the main thing target that reduce cost entirely. On the other hand, Crypto is complex to understand and dealing with comes with a whole set of basis. The space will not stop for anything, we having more vastly increased numbers when it comes to this projects and fees.



And then this post got 7 merits, lol:

If you have come here,the next thing you need to do is to look out for where the rules of this community is ,and try to abide by them.There are several times that govern this forum,those rules are what regulates your activities in the forum here,and if you must continue to exist in this forum,you must keep to those rules and regulations because failure to to do that,you will be eliminated from the forum without remouse.
No plagiarism
No spamming
Are the two most important words that are there among others ,so you must try to abide by them.
sr. member
Activity: 1204
Merit: 290
It's too broken in language and many meaningless words.
With the current economic realities on ground it is suicidal for anyone to still depend on salary for survival as the monthly expenditure of the average individual is far above the monthly income of the ordinary citizen's
 With the economic problems of the world we find our self today waiting for a monthly salary is like you shortly your life Spam by two as you will continue to be a slave to your salary and work.
Off recent I have come to the realization that self reliance and acquiring a skill that will fetch you Money at every given point in time is the best and should be encouraged over going to work where you will be paid peanut at the end of the month.
In conclusion I am of the view that working for an organization for salary which is not up to half of your productivity in the month is like you giving yourself for slavery and to me is one of the ways the modern world as modernized slavery to be.

Much better than users posting AI-generated content all around the forum with perfect grammar and no mistakes because it's at least original, and in my opinion, it's not a shit post because it makes sense. His sentences might not be perfect and he might have a lot of mistakes, but his post is understandable. So I don't find that to be a shit post.

No offense, it's just my opinion. Smiley
sr. member
Activity: 602
Merit: 387
Rollbit is for you. Take $RLB token!
It's too broken in language and many meaningless words.
With the current economic realities on ground it is suicidal for anyone to still depend on salary for survival as the monthly expenditure of the average individual is far above the monthly income of the ordinary citizen's
 With the economic problems of the world we find our self today waiting for a monthly salary is like you shortly your life Spam by two as you will continue to be a slave to your salary and work.
Off recent I have come to the realization that self reliance and acquiring a skill that will fetch you Money at every given point in time is the best and should be encouraged over going to work where you will be paid peanut at the end of the month.
In conclusion I am of the view that working for an organization for salary which is not up to half of your productivity in the month is like you giving yourself for slavery and to me is one of the ways the modern world as modernized slavery to be.
hero member
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Merit: 620
  In this forum I have corrected many people and I have not called any a shitpost because calling someone named is not part of me. And they are two things everyone in this forum do and I believed that is one of the objective of creating this forum.
Naturally I would have walked past this since I wasn't actively affected but I just have to call you out on this. Dude, you've been known to "attack" posters in the past who you felt didn't meet 'your standard' of how posts should look like and while you thought you was sanitizing the place, ensuring no newbie broke the rules, you forgot you are also human who isn't above making any mistakes and went on to shit post. I remember a particular post of yours where @Icopress had to wonder how you got to the level you were if you thrived on posting gibberish..
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Bullying someone is not part of me. Even one of the quote you dropped here, he made a shitpost but I over looked it because I believed nobody above mistake. We misunderstand each other concepts and ideas. By the way this should not make me to write a bogus write up to create drama.
Hehehehe , I think these users @Obari, @Stable and @Sexlizzy amongst many others would think differently. Don't start playing the victim card cause you got called out, bruh.
 
hero member
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Instant cryptocurrency exchange with own reserves!
So you're saying this topic can be locked?

Not at all. I was kidding.
legendary
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Merit: 1104
holy shit! it is that time of the year again where Satoshi Nakamoto wannabes are visiting the forum!?

anyway, this guy has been appointed by Satoshi to be THE Satoshi Nakamoto, you guys should visit his youtube account if you want to learn from someone appointed by Satoshi himself.

Hello Bitcoin Lovers,

I am revealing this today I've been named by Satoshi to be the Satoshi Nakamoto,  I've done mining since block 60000 and all my mining was done in my Pc with Graphics card and the Pool I used for mining was solo.ckpool.org
I was introduced to bitcoin by Satoshi himself. And I would like this forum moderators to reconfirm this truth . The only way is the last comment if you're not convinced I'm sorry. from Satoshi profiles last login location If you are able to verify and current location I'm posting this comment will match.
My long lost Friend where are you Nakamoto is waiting for your return. Please reply if your seeing this Ni now. 🙏 I've posted a video on YouTube under cosatoshi channel too. Looking forward to here from you soon
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
Free tip about how I do it: I read something funny, laugh, and move on even though I wanted to write something.
So you're saying this topic can be locked?
hero member
Activity: 462
Merit: 767
Instant cryptocurrency exchange with own reserves!
What drew my interest even moar was how these percentages were calculated (+ I have no idea what "Comport" means):

  • Communication skill 90 percent
  • English 75 percent
  • Honesty 97 percent
  • Comport 90 percent
  • Tolerant 99 percent
  • Racism 0 percent
  • Arrongancy 0 percent

At least it's honest to admit he (she?) can't be trusted completely Cheesy

Guys, I am selling a guide "How not to troll" and it's available in Video and PDF versions as well. Please be my first and 2nd customer if possible. Interested?  Roll Eyes

Free tip about how I do it: I read something funny, laugh, and move on even though I wanted to write something. When I find out someone is dumb, I do not let them understand that I know they are dumb. Never say you are dumb. Otherwise, that dumb will start throwing mud  Wink
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
Honesty 97 percent
At least it's honest to admit he (she?) can't be trusted completely Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
Believe it or not, she has her own managerial services and provides her signature and avatar space for rent just like other reputable and recognized members of the forum.  Roll Eyes

She is also very "convinsive" Smiley



At first, I didn't even see the text

This is because you did not follow the given guidelines:

when you access the topic through PC it would be more clear



I only use that to make mine unique and different from others.

^As for this part, that form of using the green color and making the text invisible must be truly unique Smiley



What drew my interest even moar was how these percentages were calculated (+ I have no idea what "Comport" means):

  • Communication skill 90 percent
  • English 75 percent
  • Honesty 97 percent
  • Comport 90 percent
  • Tolerant 99 percent
  • Racism 0 percent
  • Arrongancy 0 percent
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
When I suggested she change the glow of some of the texts in that thread because they were unreadable, this is what she saidSmiley
At first, I didn't even see the text:
sr. member
Activity: 1204
Merit: 290
I've seen this account around, but this is where I draw the line. I'll click Ignore now:
I believed lot of people has their format and formation of writing maybe to the regularities they do operate their account and if such person doesn't operates in those sequence then it's total out of original owner, maybe better still when leaving the forum for any reason such person could come make a kind of retiring statement or maybe if coming back in the future then theymos has to lock the account from his ends and when you wished to use the account you can hit him up to give you access back to avoid any further scam or hack from hackers.
All I see is blablablablablablablablablablablabla. One very long sentence that doesn't make sense.

Believe it or not, she has her own managerial services and provides her signature and avatar space for rent just like other reputable and recognized members of the forum.  Roll Eyes

When I suggested she change the glow of some of the texts in that thread because they were unreadable, this is what she saidSmiley

I kept wondering what made her think that I was accessing the forum from a mobile phone when I didn't mention anything like that but I didn't want to drag the conversation further so I stepped back after telling her to do as she wished and that I'm accessing the forum from my laptop.  Smiley
hero member
Activity: 728
Merit: 633
Do we have a report spammer/shitposter thread?
I don't remember actually. So I am leaving it here for you guys. I am not going to report any specific post but a user.
Yes we have it [CLUB] The SpamBusters! Busting rule-breakers constantly.

In this thread you can report a specific user.

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betswift This user wrote 56 posts in the last 24 hours according to loyce.club and all of them just one line. Look at his post-history. These people deserve to be nuked. Reporting posts one by one is just a waste of time. This user has a history of using chatbots as well. Check his trust page for the reference.
I doubt that he's really a newbie since he understand how this forum works, he always wait for other user to reply before he make a post. He know "post in a row" is not allowed in this forum. He's wearing Weiss bet signature, I guess he's a part of this casino.

Even he can avoid from post in a row rule, his post should be deleted due to "low value".
hero member
Activity: 770
Merit: 482
Do we have a report spammer/shitposter thread?
I don't remember actually. So I am leaving it here for you guys. I am not going to report any specific post but a user.

betswift This user wrote 56 posts in the last 24 hours according to loyce.club and all of them just one line. Look at his post-history. These people deserve to be nuked. Reporting posts one by one is just a waste of time. This user has a history of using chatbots as well. Check his trust page for the reference.
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
I've seen this account around, but this is where I draw the line. I'll click Ignore now:
I believed lot of people has their format and formation of writing maybe to the regularities they do operate their account and if such person doesn't operates in those sequence then it's total out of original owner, maybe better still when leaving the forum for any reason such person could come make a kind of retiring statement or maybe if coming back in the future then theymos has to lock the account from his ends and when you wished to use the account you can hit him up to give you access back to avoid any further scam or hack from hackers.
All I see is blablablablablablablablablablablabla. One very long sentence that doesn't make sense.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
Not that this is a shitpost per se, and no offense to the poster as we all make typos/misspellings, but this could be taken from a forum for breakfast chefs, addressing a user who was warned to stop putting shredded cheese on his waffles.

If he's breaking too many rules, a Parma ban might be the solution but what stops him from creating another account and starting waffling again?



@fillippone how do you feel about this? Culinary masterpiece or brazen abuse of parmesan?
sr. member
Activity: 700
Merit: 470
Hope Jeremiah 17vs7
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...ah almost forgot about this post from a legendary... legendary indeed

Bitcoin ETF is nothing that special that is worth a thread
Oi I guess you just another troll, if you were really sensible I guess you would have understood what he was saying and why did you have cut a part of his post, just to prove some fallacy right?

Bitcoin ETF is nothing that special that is worth a thread but if you feel like having a thread for it, it should be better than how your post is. see an example from this future bitcoin ETF topic

Everything you wanted to know about a future Based ETF and were afraid to ask!

I think you will need to edit the OP and first explain what bitcoin spot ETFs are.
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