Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 6. (Read 58896 times)

Re: Tipping Dealers


Have you ever complimented a dealer? Have you ever bought the dealer a drink? Have you ever tried to fuck a dealer? Is it ok to gently caress the ass of a dealer as you play whilst you have a crywank over your continuing losses? Is it ok to punch the dealer in the face when you lose? I mean, the topics people dream up to try find something vaguely gambling related never ceases to amaze me.


Could blockchain technology have saved the Dinosaurs? Will Aliens accept bitcoin as a payment to not invade us? Would they sell us their spaceship for bitcoins? If so, how much? Could bitcoin be alien technology and are they going to use it to enslave us?

Funny thing is, I thought that bitcoin being created by some sort of alien or maybe even a sentient AI system would make a great premise for a film and then there's the good AI vs bad AI and they duke it out in an epic battle. There's also this crazy Elon Musk-type billionaire guy who's created simple AI androids that can do basic tasks etc but the bad AI is trying to hack/hijack them and put their digital consciousness into the machines to try weaponise them and become king of the world and enslave us all. Then there's the big bad military wanting the droids to weaponise them for their own obvious reasons. Think of some sort of a cross between I Robot, The Terminator, The Matrix and Ex Machina. Hardly original but I really like the possibility of an AI creating bitcoin for some good or maybe even bad reasons. Maybe you don't even know which is ultimately the good or bad AI or there's a twist where the good AI was actually the nefarious one with ill intent all along.

You just made me laugh for a couple of minutes straight! I think we should invent a time travel machine and go back to save dinosaurs until it's not too late .

But yea , some people really type words without a proper thinking or having some knowledge about what they are suppose to talk and even if it's funny , it's also sad on the same time.

What about Aliens ? I think when they see posts like that , they don't want to come here anymore 

From a thread titled:

Bitcoin during the holocaust


What's next? Bitcoin in the time of cholera. Bitcoin during the medieval plague. Bitcoin in the garden of Eden. Bitcoin in the Jurrasic period. Imagine if dinosaurs had bitcoin? Maybe they would have never gone extinct. Stupid dinosaurs.

The case when he himself is both a friend and an interlocutor.

They must be sending him to one of those cryo-prisons from 'Demolition Man'.   

His subliminal rehabilitation will be to never again be in a position where they are responsible for the money of others...  Or they'll send Stallone after him.   

 
Considering that Sam Bankman-Fried turned 31 today.

That's literally ridiculous and not good at all when a newbie sees another one making shit comments and who doesn't know about BTC at all, this will make a different impression on the mind of a newbie who thinks that another newbie knows better than him. RIP to these posts and I hope this shit is getting deleted timely.
And to the poster - Please keep holding your Bitcoins because your funds are held in BTC.  

And the way he said "a user can not create a Bitcoin address without going through verification and confirmation of the validity of the address before authentication", made me think that he's addressing people to be ready to do KYC or they won't get any BTC address assigned to them lol.

Wow, that is stupefying.

He is holding bitcoin because his funds are held in bitcoin:

Thought this response was a joke at first:



Turns out he's a SEO spambot but his post did make me laugh (unless kidney sand is a real thing  .  Maybe kidney sand turns into kidney stones?).

Lul, some next level shitposter. Recently, he tried to lecture me on spamming in my own thread when I just posted one promotional material per day.

Meanwhile

This is not weird at all, don't you remember Trump's suggestion on how we could destroy covid? By injecting sanitizer.🤣

I've reported it, so you may not see this gem for long.
So, guys and gals, if you don't want to have problems with your bitcoin wallets,  make sure you clean them properly and use leather conditioner! 

Well, I discovered bitcoin in around 1978, but I did not know what it was going to be called until 2008 - but then again, I did not even realized that it had been named in 2008 until 2013-ish - because it was not until 2013 until I got reacquainted with the thing that I had found out to be called bitcoin that had been budding in my head since 1978, but I had not yet realized what that thingie was that was budding in my head until a later point in time (ie.. 2008 that later transmorphized into 2013)... #justsaying, that's how it happened with me.

This clairvoyant asking for a loan:

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Brevity is the soul of wit!

hey

philipma1957

is not on that list of 4 digit people.

BTW I have noticed a lot of 4 digit  after the  names  that are merit farmers

Shitty in the way it looks like some hard boiled eggs and banana chunks mixed with mayonnaise in a bucket to make the meal ! 

Sure, that's a weak post (seems to be deleted now) but I don't think it's outstandingly shitty, is it? I mean, it doesn't make me want to scribble out my will and walk into traffic.

Yup, I had to look it up, but RTP = "Return To Player"; 2% house edge = 98% RTP. Speaking of your abused retina, I understand why you (instinctively) didn't look it up yourself, because holy shit are there some terrible articles about it out there, so thanks for resting your eyeballs at the expense of mine.