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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 39. (Read 59748 times)

legendary
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nutildah-III / NFT2021-04-01
Here we have a very convinced supporter of self-defense threads. Should be on the karatetalk forum, I guess.

(...) I saw some threads which are not moderated and some enemies of that project will take it upon themselves to shoot in bad arrows so, if it was self-defense thread that wouldn't have happened. I will keep supporting the self-defense threads because of my personal experience as a bounty Hunter I am.
We  shouldn't over estimate the powers internet witches around the cryptocurrency world where ones enemies will fight a project under the name of false pretext.

edit: his other posts (well, there's only 9 posts alltogether) are also quite funny.

Username:: Btczhageh please accept me because I need money and am a good traditional gambler.
legendary
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Blackjack.fun
Want to become a mailionaire?

Follow this guy:

I think there is a possibility someday that this dream will turn into reality all of us will become maillionaires. 1 BTC is $500,000 this is wow awesome. But its all depend on the demand and supply of the cryptocurrency coin like bitcoin when the demand is high there is a chance that there is a lot of buyers and investors. When the supply is not enough the price will go down.

And the post that made me look through his history:

I think in the year 1999, is not that year we think I recognize bitcoin way back 2010 and it was advertise in a small box and the price is very cheap and I did not believe that the price someday will get high. Also the year 1999 the technology in our country is not taht good enough. And being busy watching playing pokemons at that time.

How pokemons can ruin an investment opportunity...pika pika sad!
hero member
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🐺Dogs for President🐺
everyone hates pointless posts  Wink
legendary
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I'm sure some of you already saw this reply in "Services". Can't really say if they are trollin' or not, but we should definitely have it here, fits in perfectly.

An escrow is def good, thats why we have chosen game-protect, the name says its all "game" and "protect", everyone wins.


Since this topic had its 1-year anniversary recently, how about a poll with hand-picked quotes by xtraelv and we vote? Shitpost of the year?  Grin

jr. member
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All the funny post replies I normal see daily makes me laugh. That's what their reasoning gives to them at that moment. So let's enjoy it while it last
HCP
legendary
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The very literal definition of a "shit" post:
All shakesphere's stepsons replying and saying that piss is liquid. Damn shit all of you. Mix your piss in my shit and then go ahead to eat guys. TMAN and Actmyname may be the first volunteers to have it.
legendary
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One coin to rule them all
This is form back in 2013, in the early days of shit coins, before ICO's.
Back then you made a coin and insta mined the shit out of the coin.

The user created a shit coin - but was so incompetent that he did not know how to mine the coin, so he missed the train, which was his own coin  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Hilarious  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.4087695

This statement is epic:

"The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow"
global moderator
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Fuck it, I kinda think that post deserves a merit to send him on his journey of achieving greatness. His posts seem half-decent enough.
legendary
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This is the best signature campaign application I've ever seen. And by best, I mean the worst! Also, please note that the bolded emphasis is not mine.

Hi guys  Kiss

I am fully aware that this campaign is open to Hero and above, and as a newbie, I should have no shot. But I will apply regardless.

Why?

Because for years I have been very active on different Internet forums (I hate Twitter though), discussion forums are the real deal! (please bring me back the 2000s... 2019 sucks).

Because I was a no lifer for years, I have written millions of posts on different discussion boards, about many topics, music, rock and roll, sexuality, relationship issues, sailing, tennis, drinking, prostitution, French food and Italian cuisine, and of course once in a while about cryptocurrencies (not my favorite subject though).

This experience makes me an incredible asset for a campaign such as yours. If I was not a humble man, I would even say that I may be one of the best posters the Internet has ever seen.

Anyway, I suggest you make the right choice today and enroll me. It will be one of the best decisions of your life.

Btctalk name  :                                          Bossian
Link to profile  :                                         https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/bossian-2525660
Rank                                                        Newbie but soon a Hero
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member
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It's so sad that people like this one still exists.

Woman only good for...they just a toy.  They don't have any actual intelligence like men do.

Not particularly surprised myself. One rarely hears positive opinions expressed about women here. I've seen posters start to become intensely uncomfortable when a female enters a thread and declares herself. And it's probably just another fat male recluse trying to get some obscene PMs anyway.
My question is why does this quote still exist? And also why is it also here "...so Bad they are funny," list?

It is surprising to me, that this wasn't deleted immediately instead of being reposted at every opportunity.
The atmosphere is heavy with disregard to women,  and it seems to be tolerated and considered amusing.

This post was reposted, not once, but twice  on my thread in an effort to shut down any serious discussion and just to have a laugh.
"LOL, I'll leave it Here, " was written with it, along with other "so called,"amusing comments.

It was days before it was removed. And some members recommend against reporting it.
So yes it both sad, and surprising to me that this comment is still here, and still considered worthy of being reposted again.




legendary
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https://bpip.org
Seeing as how all 6 accounts (including CH) share the same Local Time, I would say that's a strong possibility.

It's the default (UTC). I bet vast majority of users never touched that setting and have the same time zone.

Having said that, I'm almost certain that all those users are you-know-who's alts, except Dig Bicks who showed up under different circumstances IIRC so that one is less likely.
legendary
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Another shitpost which also lends evidence to my previous assertion:

Real fear when you see your brother get murdered right next to you, when your face to face with a lion, don't talk to me about fear.

Lions are extremely rare in Nigeria and only live in a single protected reserve area, far from local populations. Though 2 people were killed by a lion in 2012, they are highly unlikely to be the brother of our OP.

Also, OP has a Local Time of Iceland (seems to be the most popular local time on the forum and I suspect it means they are using a VPN), whereas Nigeria is one time zone east of there.

This post is perhaps his most offensive:

My village has switched over to only using bitcoin cash and now we added SV.  We can't afford to be paying dollars per transactions, its too much money for us and the lightning network isn't safe and is just putting a bandaid on a big wound when we can have real scaling.

I don't know whether to laugh or to vomit.

He is a troll and he obviously just posts things to try rile people up and get a reaction. He also probably belongs to a lot of other troll accounts which I've brought up the connection before:

Teamsters Internet SEctor, Big Boobies talkinDoubleD and Nigerian CocoPalm Farmer are probably the same user.

People need to stop feeding trolls. Maybe any Newbie account spouting the same old nonsense should just be given the silent treatment. I'm sure we could get the merit mafia regulars to agree to it but there's too many sig spamming shitposters who are more than happy to chime in for it to be truly effective. Shadowbanning works wonders for trolls though. When their bait doesn't catch they soon realise they're wasting their time.

I would like video proof that I am an alt of someone as moronbozo claims in required.
Come now, if you're going to pretend not to be an alt of someone, the least you could do is invent new insults:

This latest thread though is brilliant, you get to spam your sig at my expense, whilst accusing me of spamming not a sig but rather I am spamming words. That is excellent moronbozo.

I laughed out loud at moronbozo. Was cryptohunter actually banned? He's not currently so must have been given a short one if so.

In fact, I think there's also a strong possibility that they're just a handful of crytohunters alts:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/teamsters-internet-sector-2581415 Teamsters Internet SEctor April 13, 2019
https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/big-boobies-talkindoubled-2579977 Big Boobies talkinDoubleD April 11, 2019
https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/nigerian-cocopalm-farmer-2580397 Nigerian CocoPalm Farmer April 11, 2019
https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/the-one-above-all-2580400 The-One-Above-All April 11, 2019

They all popped up around the same time complaining about the same things and there's a couple more coincidences with them as well.

Dig Bicks is probably another troll account of his as well and surprise surprise:

I'll leave this here, lol

Woman only good for fucking and sucking, they just a toy.  They don't have any actual intelligence like men do.

Seems I'm not the only one to notice it too:

Dont worry Bob hes not for real. Just a semi-creative alt from an ex sig campaigner.

But the fucking off part is apt advice.
He's obviously dig bicks, just another troll account that likes to come and play.
legendary
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What actuality are you conversation about?

Hahahaha

Blatant alts. Just found (and banned) about 20-30 others all posting the same garbled nonsense.

probably using a google translator and copy pasting what ever the result is. I've encountered post
like these in the past(2015 and early 2016) but I was new in the forum and didn't know how to report.
legendary
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Can you publish your top 20 merit fans and recipients?

Says and write the guy that hasnt got 20 Merits and has no fans !   Cheesy Grin
legendary
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Welt Am Draht
It's so sad that people like this one still exists.

Woman only good for fucking and sucking, they just a toy.  They don't have any actual intelligence like men do.

Not particularly surprised myself. One rarely hears positive opinions expressed about women here. I've seen posters start to become intensely uncomfortable when a female enters a thread and declares herself. And it's probably just another fat male recluse trying to get some obscene PMs anyway.
legendary
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₿uy / $ell ..oeleo ;(
It's so sad that people like this one still exists.

Woman only good for fucking and sucking, they just a toy.  They don't have any actual intelligence like men do.
copper member
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Spear the bees
You already have a bad experience, isn't that be your capital to fight harder in order to get the following year's profits to recover losses. People cannot predict whether the price of bitcoin will explode at the end of this year but I am sure the price of bitcoin will be growthing over time. starting to moving forward and forget the bad past

"the price of bitcoin will be growthing over time"
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What actuality are you conversation almost? You publish does not talk even. On the other hand, what I am presuming supported on your publish is that you are expression that the cost and the marketplace ups and downs are wholly aleatory. Yea, its right. We buoy not forecast what's loss to bechance to the cost anytime. Looking at the cost during the change of 2017. The cost were heavens rocketing and so humans jumped into the ballyhoo. Those who got away other were capable to create a profits and anew, those who craved to create many profits, conceiving that the cost desire hold on uprising endured any hurt. This are the actuality they require to visage : The cost won't hold on rise eternise because the marketplace is absolutely aleatory.

What actuality are you conversation about?

Hahahaha

Blatant alts. Just found (and banned) about 20-30 others all posting the same garbled nonsense.
copper member
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Spear the bees
The actuality of the represent cryptocurrency marketplace is that the new samson amble was refueled close to plug and care of avoiding away from a plenty of newbees in the crypto place, that nevertheless is not the example this age round and representing thither to be added bullshit amble of that equivalent proportions, so thither has to be a authentic growth in the viewpoint of adjustment and utilization to valid being stages.A plenty of crypto plans are forming extremely great progression on the other hand a plenty of additional juts arrange hither representing the alcohol of it and representing the aim of trading their mints as it has no valid service.
What actuality are you conversation almost? You publish does not talk even. On the other hand, what I am presuming supported on your publish is that you are expression that the cost and the marketplace ups and downs are wholly aleatory. Yea, its right. We buoy not forecast what's loss to bechance to the cost anytime. Looking at the cost during the change of 2017. The cost were heavens rocketing and so humans jumped into the ballyhoo. Those who got away other were capable to create a profits and anew, those who craved to create many profits, conceiving that the cost desire hold on uprising endured any hurt. This are the actuality they require to visage : The cost won't hold on rise eternise because the marketplace is absolutely aleatory.

What actuality are you conversation about?

Hahahaha
full member
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Bitcoin market is stable, how do you think that bitcoin market is stable? If now the market of bitcoin is stable then when it was/will be out of stable? Bitcoin market cant be a stable market in any way.



Does anyone know when "market of bitcoin will be out of stable"?
I have learn a word for the day, "Stable" it means that bitcoin is like a horse to have a "stable" to which horses are being kept. See figure below how horse were being taken care in the stable. Keeping bitcoin in a stable would less likely be the reason on triggering the bitcoin bull run or horse run either of the two.
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