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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 39. (Read 60080 times)

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฿itcoin for all, All for ฿itcoin.
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😁😁😁
This made me dangerous choke while eating.
I am never going to visit this thread while taking something
copper member
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Spear the bees
You tried only and you failed Im also failed in trading before not only ones but many more but I do my best to keep in trading and not to stop and Im happy that all of patient and hardwork in trading have good result. Many people failed and they never quit and look at them now they are successful because they getting more profit. But I believe because you have knowledge about trading and you know what you can do for the next step.

Bull trap is very dangerous that you know will increase the price so you are willing to buy. But once you buy it will  immediately drop the price of it. Lot of traders always meet bull trap.

Yes the bull right now is great and if you have the ability and opportunity to invest some money in Bitcoin or ETH, you might make some good money when there us a rise in the market value of the coins you HODL. SO I think that there is nothing like bull trap right now and you could very easily make use of thus bullish market.

price recovery will need long time to happen if we didn't patience face it.and ofcourse we will see this moment in near future after market totally recovered.and current time we've see good sign for bullish moment.


Golden posts for my current reporting session. As satoshi once said: "bull market outlook good the bitcoin trade sir"
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My name is Valentin. I am a 51 years old physicist engineer. I like the bitcoin and what bitcoin has done until now. But bitcoin has also not very good aspects.  

 The bitcoin ticker is BTC. Where I am in Eastern Europe BT were some famous cigars made in Bulgaria 50 years ago. When i was a child everyone was smoking starting with the age of 7 (years old). I am not joking, this is true.

My father was an MD, my mother is an MD. They cured thousands of men of tuberculosis. I have not followed them as an MD because every day when I was a child I was listening for 3 hours for the medical conditions that they had to cure that day.

My mother says that what goes around comes around in medicine. Because the ticker of the bitcoin resembles the cigarettes in the Eastern europe, bitcoin is bad.  One can get intoxicated by simply reading the bitcoin ticker BTC.

 90% of the people in this world do not know what bitcoin is. It is sufficient for them to come to you smoking, believing that they make you a good thing. You will become afraid of them. I experienced myself this fear.

 Huh

Yah and don`t watch BBC documentaries British Broadcasting Corporation because it also stands for Big Black Cock and BBC killed my anus. You will become afraid of them. I experienced myself this fear.
asu
legendary
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Damn. I love you 3000 Loyce.

No doubt Loyce is a gem of a guy but I do not understand the point of this thread. Are you making this post to be an ass kissing sidekick or just to farm your signature by needlessly saying the most obvious thing. 'Hey guys, the sky is blue! I am so fucking happy about it that I must tell you guys about this" ... so anything like that?  I am seriously disappointed at the level of effort you guys put into making a thread these days.
And what's the point of making such reply!! If you don't like it just ignore it.
legendary
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born once atheist
I got a chuckle outta this one...  (for obvious reasons Wink Cheesy )

I believe that God exists.
and I cannot explain how I can believe that God exists? because everything about God is beyond my mind,
if I can explain about God, I will not believe anymore if God exists.
so the point is, humans cannot logic about God because of the power of God beyond human reason

legendary
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nutildah-III / NFT2021-04-01
Here we have a very convinced supporter of self-defense threads. Should be on the karatetalk forum, I guess.

(...) I saw some threads which are not moderated and some enemies of that project will take it upon themselves to shoot in bad arrows so, if it was self-defense thread that wouldn't have happened. I will keep supporting the self-defense threads because of my personal experience as a bounty Hunter I am.
We  shouldn't over estimate the powers internet witches around the cryptocurrency world where ones enemies will fight a project under the name of false pretext.

edit: his other posts (well, there's only 9 posts alltogether) are also quite funny.

Username:: Btczhageh please accept me because I need money and am a good traditional gambler.
legendary
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Blackjack.fun
Want to become a mailionaire?

Follow this guy:

I think there is a possibility someday that this dream will turn into reality all of us will become maillionaires. 1 BTC is $500,000 this is wow awesome. But its all depend on the demand and supply of the cryptocurrency coin like bitcoin when the demand is high there is a chance that there is a lot of buyers and investors. When the supply is not enough the price will go down.

And the post that made me look through his history:

I think in the year 1999, is not that year we think I recognize bitcoin way back 2010 and it was advertise in a small box and the price is very cheap and I did not believe that the price someday will get high. Also the year 1999 the technology in our country is not taht good enough. And being busy watching playing pokemons at that time.

How pokemons can ruin an investment opportunity...pika pika sad!
hero member
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🐺Dogs for President🐺
everyone hates pointless posts  Wink
legendary
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I'm sure some of you already saw this reply in "Services". Can't really say if they are trollin' or not, but we should definitely have it here, fits in perfectly.

An escrow is def good, thats why we have chosen game-protect, the name says its all "game" and "protect", everyone wins.


Since this topic had its 1-year anniversary recently, how about a poll with hand-picked quotes by xtraelv and we vote? Shitpost of the year?  Grin

jr. member
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All the funny post replies I normal see daily makes me laugh. That's what their reasoning gives to them at that moment. So let's enjoy it while it last
HCP
legendary
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The very literal definition of a "shit" post:
All shakesphere's stepsons replying and saying that piss is liquid. Damn shit all of you. Mix your piss in my shit and then go ahead to eat guys. TMAN and Actmyname may be the first volunteers to have it.
legendary
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One coin to rule them all
This is form back in 2013, in the early days of shit coins, before ICO's.
Back then you made a coin and insta mined the shit out of the coin.

The user created a shit coin - but was so incompetent that he did not know how to mine the coin, so he missed the train, which was his own coin  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Hilarious  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.4087695

This statement is epic:

"The difficulty is already at 10 so I basically missed out on mining it already I'll probably launch another coin tomorrow"
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Fuck it, I kinda think that post deserves a merit to send him on his journey of achieving greatness. His posts seem half-decent enough.
legendary
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This is the best signature campaign application I've ever seen. And by best, I mean the worst! Also, please note that the bolded emphasis is not mine.

Hi guys  Kiss

I am fully aware that this campaign is open to Hero and above, and as a newbie, I should have no shot. But I will apply regardless.

Why?

Because for years I have been very active on different Internet forums (I hate Twitter though), discussion forums are the real deal! (please bring me back the 2000s... 2019 sucks).

Because I was a no lifer for years, I have written millions of posts on different discussion boards, about many topics, music, rock and roll, sexuality, relationship issues, sailing, tennis, drinking, prostitution, French food and Italian cuisine, and of course once in a while about cryptocurrencies (not my favorite subject though).

This experience makes me an incredible asset for a campaign such as yours. If I was not a humble man, I would even say that I may be one of the best posters the Internet has ever seen.

Anyway, I suggest you make the right choice today and enroll me. It will be one of the best decisions of your life.

Btctalk name  :                                          Bossian
Link to profile  :                                         https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/bossian-2525660
Rank                                                        Newbie but soon a Hero
Current post count  :                                 49
Wear appropriate signature :                     Will wear if accepted
Wear avatar :                                           Will wear if accepted
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It's so sad that people like this one still exists.

Woman only good for...they just a toy.  They don't have any actual intelligence like men do.

Not particularly surprised myself. One rarely hears positive opinions expressed about women here. I've seen posters start to become intensely uncomfortable when a female enters a thread and declares herself. And it's probably just another fat male recluse trying to get some obscene PMs anyway.
My question is why does this quote still exist? And also why is it also here "...so Bad they are funny," list?

It is surprising to me, that this wasn't deleted immediately instead of being reposted at every opportunity.
The atmosphere is heavy with disregard to women,  and it seems to be tolerated and considered amusing.

This post was reposted, not once, but twice  on my thread in an effort to shut down any serious discussion and just to have a laugh.
"LOL, I'll leave it Here, " was written with it, along with other "so called,"amusing comments.

It was days before it was removed. And some members recommend against reporting it.
So yes it both sad, and surprising to me that this comment is still here, and still considered worthy of being reposted again.




legendary
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https://bpip.org
Seeing as how all 6 accounts (including CH) share the same Local Time, I would say that's a strong possibility.

It's the default (UTC). I bet vast majority of users never touched that setting and have the same time zone.

Having said that, I'm almost certain that all those users are you-know-who's alts, except Dig Bicks who showed up under different circumstances IIRC so that one is less likely.
legendary
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Another shitpost which also lends evidence to my previous assertion:

Real fear when you see your brother get murdered right next to you, when your face to face with a lion, don't talk to me about fear.

Lions are extremely rare in Nigeria and only live in a single protected reserve area, far from local populations. Though 2 people were killed by a lion in 2012, they are highly unlikely to be the brother of our OP.

Also, OP has a Local Time of Iceland (seems to be the most popular local time on the forum and I suspect it means they are using a VPN), whereas Nigeria is one time zone east of there.

This post is perhaps his most offensive:

My village has switched over to only using bitcoin cash and now we added SV.  We can't afford to be paying dollars per transactions, its too much money for us and the lightning network isn't safe and is just putting a bandaid on a big wound when we can have real scaling.

I don't know whether to laugh or to vomit.

He is a troll and he obviously just posts things to try rile people up and get a reaction. He also probably belongs to a lot of other troll accounts which I've brought up the connection before:

Teamsters Internet SEctor, Big Boobies talkinDoubleD and Nigerian CocoPalm Farmer are probably the same user.

People need to stop feeding trolls. Maybe any Newbie account spouting the same old nonsense should just be given the silent treatment. I'm sure we could get the merit mafia regulars to agree to it but there's too many sig spamming shitposters who are more than happy to chime in for it to be truly effective. Shadowbanning works wonders for trolls though. When their bait doesn't catch they soon realise they're wasting their time.

I would like video proof that I am an alt of someone as moronbozo claims in required.
Come now, if you're going to pretend not to be an alt of someone, the least you could do is invent new insults:

This latest thread though is brilliant, you get to spam your sig at my expense, whilst accusing me of spamming not a sig but rather I am spamming words. That is excellent moronbozo.

I laughed out loud at moronbozo. Was cryptohunter actually banned? He's not currently so must have been given a short one if so.

In fact, I think there's also a strong possibility that they're just a handful of crytohunters alts:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/teamsters-internet-sector-2581415 Teamsters Internet SEctor April 13, 2019
https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/big-boobies-talkindoubled-2579977 Big Boobies talkinDoubleD April 11, 2019
https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/nigerian-cocopalm-farmer-2580397 Nigerian CocoPalm Farmer April 11, 2019
https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/the-one-above-all-2580400 The-One-Above-All April 11, 2019

They all popped up around the same time complaining about the same things and there's a couple more coincidences with them as well.

Dig Bicks is probably another troll account of his as well and surprise surprise:

I'll leave this here, lol

Woman only good for fucking and sucking, they just a toy.  They don't have any actual intelligence like men do.

Seems I'm not the only one to notice it too:

Dont worry Bob hes not for real. Just a semi-creative alt from an ex sig campaigner.

But the fucking off part is apt advice.
He's obviously dig bicks, just another troll account that likes to come and play.
legendary
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What actuality are you conversation about?

Hahahaha

Blatant alts. Just found (and banned) about 20-30 others all posting the same garbled nonsense.

probably using a google translator and copy pasting what ever the result is. I've encountered post
like these in the past(2015 and early 2016) but I was new in the forum and didn't know how to report.
legendary
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Can you publish your top 20 merit fans and recipients?

Says and write the guy that hasnt got 20 Merits and has no fans !   Cheesy Grin
legendary
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Welt Am Draht
It's so sad that people like this one still exists.

Woman only good for fucking and sucking, they just a toy.  They don't have any actual intelligence like men do.

Not particularly surprised myself. One rarely hears positive opinions expressed about women here. I've seen posters start to become intensely uncomfortable when a female enters a thread and declares herself. And it's probably just another fat male recluse trying to get some obscene PMs anyway.
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