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legendary
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He doesn’t read threads prior to posting

It appears you haven't read this thread or even the title of it. This is not about people who "irk" you, it's about shitposts that are "actually funny". I'm sure it sounded funny to you but you're gonna have to explain the punch line to others and let's face it - that kills the joke anyway.
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The first four posts are for context.

Is this what passes for humor in your mind? Guess I just don't get it.
That guy just really irks me.

He is a spammer.

He doesn’t read threads prior to posting, but he clearly knows how to read English.

He appears to have the capacity to learn, but doesn’t appear to know what he is talking about most of the time.

I don’t know this for sure, but I speculate he doesn’t rely on his signature earnings to live. His signature spam appears to be the sole result of nothing other than greed.
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The first four posts are for context.

IMO, the purpose of this is to see if people are willing to scam a scammer and if anyone is willing to do anything about it (leave negative trust).

Isn't the answer to that question already obvious? "It depends".
If 3-People scam then they will all receive different reactions.

If (almost) anyone else were running this experiment I would happily take the "loan" to aide in your research with the caveat of neutral feedback or no feedback, but given your current standing (inb4 hypocrite) I feel like participating in this might assist you in scamming members in the future.

I don't think this is about a "protected" person possibly scamming. I think it is more about what would happen if *anyone* scams TF.

Sure about that?

Besides the fact that i'm still able to read and understand what i'm reading off (jk), TF answered and clarified it already. So yes, pretty sure about that. Cool

It's a one time experiment, sorry!
If (almost) anyone else were running this experiment I would happily take the "loan" to aide in your research with the caveat of neutral feedback or no feedback, but given your current standing (inb4 hypocrite) I feel like participating in this might assist you in scamming members in the future.

I don't think he would lend to you anyway, not with your current trust level.

No red trust for obvious reasons.



I don't think this is about a "protected" person possibly scamming. I think it is more about what would happen if *anyone* scams TF.

It's an interesting experiment, but the value of it is eludes me.  TF won't lend to a member with red trust, so it's almost like he wants, or needs a member with a good or neutral trust score to scam him for the experiment to work.  And if or when that happens, what then?  Does he expect DT members to stand by and not tag the scammer?

I don't think this is about a "protected" person possibly scamming. I think it is more about what would happen if *anyone* scams TF.

It's an interesting experiment, but the value of it is eludes me.  TF won't lend to a member with red trust, so it's almost like he wants, or needs a member with a good or neutral trust score to scam him for the experiment to work.  And if or when that happens, what then?  Does he expect DT members to stand by and not tag the scammer?
I previously stated that it is my belief that part of the experiment was to see if someone with reputation to lose would scam him, so he doesn't necessarily need to get scammed.

I am not sure what his end goals are, if any. He might be trying to see if it is safe for him to trade here.






...snip...
I am not sure what his end goals are, if any. He might be trying to see if it is safe for him to trade here.

Repaying 0.02BTC is going to prove nothing other than the person taking the loan is trustworthy enough to repay a small loan.

It is perfectly safe to trade here if you use a reputable escrow service.

I don’t see anything positive for TradeFortress to gain from this other than him hoping that he gets a DT member borrower so he can get a positive trust towards trying to repair his unrepairable trust score.

This is all a pointless waste of time imo.
legendary
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Wow, there's so many things wrong with this post, I don't have time to point them all out, it would be far longer than the post itself.

If Craig Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto, then why he choose Chines name, and a huge people think that bitcoin is made by China. It is for me hilarious and confusing, and now i just quit to think who is Satoshi. Now I know bitcoin and i think it is enough that bitcoin give us profit.   


People here have no clue about a lot of stuff, for most of them Asia is China, Africa is a country, Europe is a country in the EU, Dubai is also a country and so on, good for people in Singapore, at least with that you can't go wrong. Names..that's insane difficulty level, be serious!

But I have to admit a thing, this guy, at least he is honest.
Everything is too complicated for him so he doesn't care what and who if "bitcoin give us profit".
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It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Stfu and suck my dick bitch, yo u nobody ass fucking faggot with 20 damn posts.



Sellergirl1 is a T girl ?



maybe idk, send her/him a PM and find out  Grin Grin Grin. Hope you'll get a nicer answer. Shocked Shocked Shocked

It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Hi, please stop spamming the same thread.

Excuse me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCK MY COCK .....(snip ~deep thoughts and reflections ~ )..... FUCKING LOSER



Apparently, you hit the sellergirl1 PM sweetspot.

Yes i did, i'm a sweetspot finder. Roll Eyes Grin



PS: Read my trust for an extra fun, i'm thinking it's the same person above with multiple accounts.

legendary
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It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Hi, please stop spamming the same thread.

Excuse me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCK MY COCK .....(snip ~deep thoughts and reflections ~ )..... FUCKING LOSER



Apparently, you hit the sellergirl1 PM sweetspot.
legendary
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It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Stfu and suck my dick bitch, yo u nobody ass fucking faggot with 20 damn posts.



Sellergirl1 is a T girl ?

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It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Hi, please stop spamming the same thread.

Excuse me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCK MY COCK U STUPID LITTLE FAGGOT LOSER
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

AND Who the fuck do you think you are?Huh LOL U FUCKING MAGGOT, U ARE LIKE THE MAGGOT INA  PILE OF DOG SHIT HERE, U FUCKING SQUARE BITCH  LOL U FUCKING HO , I WOULD SLAP U IN REAL LIFE, COULDNT EVEN PUNCH U, CUZ A PUNCH TO UR WEAK CHIN WOULD PROB KILL U, I WOULD HAVE TO BABY AND BITCH SLAP UR WEAK ASS JUST TO AVOID BREAKING UR SKUULL LOL U WEAK PANSY BITCH

LoL, you dumb piece of shit, I see we got another wanna be Mod try hard here.  Stfu and suck my dick bitch, yo u nobody ass fucking faggot with 20 damn posts.

DONT BE MAD AT ME THAT U CAUGHT HER IN THE OTHER ROOM GIVING 2 GUYS THE SALT SHAIER;;;; SALT SHAKR LOL SHE WAS GOBBLING UP THOSE COCKS FOR RENT, TO MAKE SURE HER SON COULD STAY IN HIS COZY LITTLE BASEMENT AND SLEEP ON HIS 1970S COUCH THAT WAS CUMMED ON MORE TIMES BY UR MAMA FROM EVERYONE BUT UR CUCK DADDY

Hahhaha remember that guy who has like 20 posts who pmed that other guy asking him to please stop spamming a thread?

OH WAIT THAT WAS YOUR DUMB INBRED ASS hahahhahah

oh gosh thanks for the funniest thing I have read in a long fucking time dude.





Your life has got to be pretty fucking pathetic for you to feel like you gotta pm someone, who u REMEMBER DOOM WHEN U THREATENED TO KILLURSELF SO PEOPLE WOULD THROW BITCOIN AT YOU IN THAT CHAT AT NITROGEN?  THOSE WERE THE DAYS.. U MOVED ON FROM BEGGING TO SCAMMINGhave no power or authority over, thinking they will listen to your baby dick haven ass.

Fuck off my forums u faggot.


I bet u get made fun of a lot, wait u prob 1 of those losers living in mommies basement that everyone always jokes about... the virgin or incel living in mommies basement playing video games.  No friends no girls no money no job no life.

REMEMBER DOOM WHEN U THREATENED TO KILLURSELF SO PEOPLE WOULD THROW BITCOIN AT YOU IN THAT CHAT AT NITROGEN?  THOSE WERE THE DAYS.. U MOVED ON FROM BEGGING TO SCAMMING
You should go kill urself if u are at the point in ur life where u think that ANYONE at this forum is gonna listen to you.   fucking pathetic shit for brains.

Seriously I will donate 0.01 to a live stream where u kill yourself.  It would basically be a charity stream, cuz we need less retards in the world like u.

HEY DOOM REMEMBER WHEN YOU SCAMMED THAT GUY IN THE MARKETPLACE FORUMS? 

Don't take my response to harshly... I just don't like a fucking loser with no friends , who is a incel virgin, who has no job or money, or say in anything, who lives in mommies basement, doing surveys all day for 0.0001 and I think u should hang urself.. that's all... do humanity a fovor u transgentarded inbred u were a mistake u were a anal leakage baby

DOOM REMEMBER WHEN U SCAMMED THAT CHICK IN THE DIGITAL GOOD FORUMS FOR 10 BUCKS LOL, WITH THE AMAZON CARDS?

Lmfao, you must really really like get bossed around at him and have no say or power in anything, like either ur dad or mom or teacher tells u what to fucking do and u jump, and u r just so sick of it... awwwww.. so u come on here trying to find someone whos lower ranked then you, which isn't easy to find, and try to tell someone what to do...


Excuse me, are u a mod?  Are u a admin?  Are you even a highly ranked regular member here?   ARE YOU EVEN SOMEONE WITH 30 POSTS LMFAO. HAHAHAHHA WHAT A FUCKING LOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSERRRRRRRR.




NOW, BE A GOOD BITCH AND GO FLAG MY POSTS, GET MY ACCOUNT SUSPENDED BE A GOOD BITCH AND WHINE AND COMPLAIN AND TATTLE AND CRY LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE BITCH U ARE, CRY TO THEM MODS AND ADMINS, THATS WHAT THEY THERE FOR, THEY ARE THERE TO SIT AND LISTEN TO LITTLE DICK DICK CRY BABY LIKE URSELF  CRY THAT SOMEONE POSTED TO QUICK FOR UR RETARD BRAIN TO KEEP UP WITH,

IF UR MOMMA WASNT SUCH A FAT FUCKING CRACK HEAD MB YOU WOULDNT HAVE SUCH A SHITTY LIFE U BROKE FUCKING LOSER

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Theymos doesn't care who he comes on, but when he does he does it hard.
Cheesy make sure he does not spill over

had a good laugh with this thread and i have seen many funny responses in the past, just posting one i saw today.
the fun part is that the brain scrambles to understand what he really mean by those and that is a different high Shocked Cheesy.

The current market is little like to forward so it is looks like a last year bull run because April and May it will move forward slowly so we expect some good profit in this moon. But 2017 uptrend is really interesting to achieve the good hype in crypto market. I think still bear market was continue in next week because still peoples are believe the Bitcoin and it will continue in upcoming months.
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legendary
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I'm 99.9% sure this is a bought account, because whoever wrote that hunk of garbage above probably would not have written this very eloquent post back in 2011:
Yeah, the account definitely changed hands
The original owner stopped using it somewhere in October 2018. I wasn't able to look at the seclog from BPIP showing a change in Email and password but the "mysterious newbies" working with Cyrus have this info.





Back to more shitposts
it is possible but the Bitcoin is in the moon and the ethereum and litecoin is in the earth so reaching the moon is not possible with normal vehicles it needs Rocket to enter into it so if the development is like a rocket then the facility is available for reaching the Bitcoin.
wait, Stake.com pays for such?  Shocked

    You two are jumping to conclusions. I suspect that bonker had a stoke or brain trauma and is doing the best that he can to put a sentence together. I almost comprehend these three recent posts by Bonker, so he should be continuing his therapy. It's great that Stake.com is supporting the therapy for stoke and brain trauma victims. All members of DT should go to the signature campaign manager of Stake.com and give positive trust for implementing such a remarkable program.  Smiley
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I'm 99.9% sure this is a bought account, because whoever wrote that hunk of garbage above probably would not have written this very eloquent post back in 2011:
Yeah, the account definitely changed hands
The original owner stopped using it somewhere in October 2018. I wasn't able to look at the seclog from BPIP showing a change in Email and password but the "mysterious newbies" working with Cyrus have this info.





Back to more shitposts
it is possible but the Bitcoin is in the moon and the ethereum and litecoin is in the earth so reaching the moon is not possible with normal vehicles it needs Rocket to enter into it so if the development is like a rocket then the facility is available for reaching the Bitcoin.
wait, Stake.com pays for such?  Shocked
legendary
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Sorry, I had to post this here--it's not so bad that it's funny, but it made me slap my head.

The thread the post was in was about the bitcoin and ETH futures markets, and this Hero member contributed this gem of a shitpost:

they are much improving now so we cannot say this will not work for the future and they will have a bright future also to make our life more possibly the easiest when comparing to the jobs that will more higher than anything.

I haven't looked at this Einstein's post history, but I'm now wondering how a member who registered here in 2011 could misunderstand the meaning of 'futures' as it was used in the OP of that thread.  I'm actually wondering if this might be a purchased account.

Edit:

I'm 99.9% sure this is a bought account, because whoever wrote that hunk of garbage above probably would not have written this very eloquent post back in 2011:

That's some pretty harrowing imagery. Finally, it's good to see some intelligent posts up in this thread too, seems
 so far there's just been cranks and kids posting shit.

All them posts about "don't rest your card because of thermal stress" are talking nonsense. It's 100% straight up FACT
that resting your card will ease bearing tension in the fan and prolong silicon substrate integrity.

Probably worthhwile keeping strong magnetic fields at bay too, so don't get your speakers too near your rig. With respect
to that guys that said something about Motzart slowing hashrate, that's pretty hard to believe man.

I'll have to look into this further, and I know this thread isn't the place for discussion about it.
legendary
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<…> My English is not good. I'm using Google translate and comment, I share the same idea. I don't even remember. Over 2 years past. Now, what's the point of banging? I really don't remember. <…>
Taken out of context, the above extract seems to express a celibacy of around two years. Sadly, it’s really a ban (not bang) appeal …

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This is not only a shitpost but it's pretty tasteless and probably should be deleted. Worse than your typical Stake campaign posting. This was in Hal Finney's famous Bitcoin and Me thread.

Honestly I do not have patience to read this kind of long blog. But this kind of post is worth it to read. I hope all of will achieve what ge achieve. But I hope I am also still alive when get a success in crypto. I am now regreting that I did not believe in the first time that I met bitcoin  wayback 2013 because I have almost waste my 4years before I believe and start to do and invest here in bitcoin.

Then there's this guy who is trying to break some sort of shitposting record, posted a few weeks afterwards.

Thank you for sharing your story Mr. Finney
Take care Hal, Cya soon.

 Roll Eyes

Does he mean "cya soon" in the heavenly sense??

That thread should be locked so people can't defile it any more. Its like people who go to Jim Morrison's grave in Paris so they can spray paint it, but worse.
Hahayz, I am just wanting to see if I had some.post reported here as shit posting but as I can see there are really worst people posting in the forum. So, I think shitposting will never erqdicate but will only be minimized.

The title of this thread really says it all and I am having hard time laughing on some posts.
legendary
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This one was pretty good.

I see your burning ass, and quess that you was scammed and hard fucked and now living in smoll box near the road. You miserable likeness of a man

Its actually a van down by the river, but pretty close.
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Oh my, see who is making all the noise lately Shocked
Seems like theymos is not playing this time around.
He's coming hard on everyone. No matter who you are, it doesn't mater.



Theymos doesn't care who he comes on, but when he does he does it hard.
legendary
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Probably a typo but hey Grin there might be an open slut!

He's looking for a slut and wants in? Shocked Grin


I don't think it's a typo, sluts have always been subjected to special attention. I sometimes feel sorry for their pimps aka managers.


I am very interested to join your campaign dear manager, pleased give me a slut.

Hi Stawberries , I've left reply that i"ve been ranked up to member . If there's no sluts left for members can u tell me . Because don't to stay as Jr.member

Hello manager please tell me how many sluts are open in this campaign, can i join this campaign now freely or i think my chances are minimum to select in the campaign? Thanks

Hello manager let me express my interest if there is slut left and if am qualified.

legendary
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Probably a typo but hey Grin there might be an open slut!

Hi Hhampuz,

With the new wave of parm-ban going on the forum perhaps there might be an open slut, yes?
If available, I want in please. thanks Smiley

There's also a parm ban. No parmesan cheese anywhere on the forum. It smells too bad if left out in the sun.

Somehow I don't think he'll make the cut.

I was paying homage to a great man, I would be bringing his grave flowers if I could.

Well as you're not in a sig campaign, at least you're shitposting out of your own volition.
legendary
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Probably a typo but hey Grin there might be an open slut!

Hi Hhampuz,

With the new wave of parm-ban going on the forum perhaps there might be an open slut, yes?
If available, I want in please. thanks Smiley
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