Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 48.

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"Common rogue from Russia with a bare ass."

Quote from: hilariousandco on March 25, 2019, 12:32:06 PM

Laughed out loud at this:

Quote from: generatorhd on March 25, 2019, 09:25:04 AM

I'm offering a £10 legally obtained e amazon gift card for £13 bitcoins. I can't sell it for £10 because I won't make any profit. pm me if interested.
the gift card code will be sent via email.

He's some bambino all right.
He went on one of those "merits available for good posts" threads.
This was his candidate post

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i dont believe signature campaign payouts are declining and i Think the signature managers have increased payouts because a few years ago i heard signature campaigns were giving a lot less payouts but now i've heard that they increased.

Still firmly stuck on zero.....

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Laughed out loud at this:

Quote from: generatorhd on March 25, 2019, 09:25:04 AM

I'm offering a £10 legally obtained e amazon gift card for £13 bitcoins. I can't sell it for £10 because I won't make any profit. pm me if interested.
the gift card code will be sent via email.

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This one make me laugh, i remember that Britney meme...

Leave DOGE alone!!!!!!!

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Quote from: cabalism13 on March 19, 2019, 01:55:12 PM

Quote from: morvillz7z on March 19, 2019, 01:28:13 PM

You don't need to redpill me on Bitocin. Everyone knows it's atop the pharmaceutical industry since '09. Grin

it's some kind of paracetamol, just like our product here on the Philippines Tongue

Cough and fever can be treated by the use of these things, and I think its the same for that Cheesy

Does Bitocin cure all poverty diseases?

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Quote from: morvillz7z on March 19, 2019, 01:28:13 PM

You don't need to redpill me on Bitocin. Everyone knows it's atop the pharmaceutical industry since '09. Grin

it's some kind of paracetamol, just like our product here on the Philippines Tongue

Cough and fever can be treated by the use of these things, and I think its the same for that Cheesy

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You don't need to redpill me on Bitocin. Everyone knows it's atop the pharmaceutical industry since '09. Grin

Quote from: MOREPHIPE on March 18, 2019, 07:33:08 AM

With the introduction of Bitocin in 2009

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Quote from: Bitcoin_Arena on March 18, 2019, 10:45:08 AM

Quote from: 1miau on March 14, 2019, 11:02:37 AM

There are good stablecoins on CMC Wink

Topic: Stable coins in cryptocurrency?

Quote from: bassbity on March 13, 2019, 02:10:57 PM

Lots of coins are stable on Coinmarketcap doge and trx, one of them is a stable coin at the moment, even though there is pumping and dumps, the price will return to normal.

The stable coins explanation really killed me with laughter Grin

Where have I been? This is a good thread for relieving off some stress.

It would have been realistic if he said Tether/USD Coin/TrueUSD since they are created to have USD value regardless of the market going up or down.

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Quote from: 1miau on March 14, 2019, 11:02:37 AM

There are good stablecoins on CMC Wink

Topic: Stable coins in cryptocurrency?

Quote from: bassbity on March 13, 2019, 02:10:57 PM

Lots of coins are stable on Coinmarketcap doge and trx, one of them is a stable coin at the moment, even though there is pumping and dumps, the price will return to normal.

The stable coins explanation really killed me with laughter Grin

Where have I been? This is a good thread for relieving off some stress.

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"Common rogue from Russia with a bare ass."

Quote from: The Sceptical Chymist on March 18, 2019, 10:08:21 AM

Quote from: nutildah on March 10, 2019, 12:18:01 AM

Here's a snippet from the conversation he started with marlboroza:

Quote from: ?? on ??

where are you?

By the way, white paper is a fad or what?

We have white paper but I used it for toilet paper, for the ass. Are you worth it?

This would be funny if such gibberish weren't so common on bitcointalk.

I think the OP has a valid point, that's all that most White Papers I've read are good for.

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Quote from: digaran on July 13, 2018, 05:07:44 AM

Can you pray for a little cute red tagged forum member named digaran? I want all of my negative trusts to be removed, ask your God to make that happen. I can pay if you make that reality. Wink

Ugh. You know, I'm glad that digaran disappeared but unfortunately he's been replaced with more relentless, even worse trolls. And somehow I would not be surprised if digaran had been resurrected and is now going by another name. It would be quite a coincidence to see the disappearance of someone like digaran while simultaneously other trolls appeared...it could happen, but I think it's unlikely.

Quote from: nutildah on March 10, 2019, 12:18:01 AM

Here's a snippet from the conversation he started with marlboroza:

Quote from: ?? on ??

where are you?

By the way, white paper is a fad or what?

We have white paper but I used it for toilet paper, for the ass. Are you worth it?

This would be funny if such gibberish weren't so common on bitcointalk. Sometimes reading posts here is like listening to really bad AM radio--lots of static and very hard to make out what's being said.

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Quote from: cabalism13 on March 18, 2019, 09:57:47 AM

Though this might not be that funny to you guys, but it is for me

Quote from: digaran on July 13, 2018, 05:07:44 AM

Can you pray for a little cute red tagged forum member named digaran? I want all of my negative trusts to be removed, ask your God to make that happen. I can pay if you make that reality. Wink

That's funny. Once he offered a service that he can remove negative feedback by playing role as broker Grin

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Though this might not be that funny to you guys, but it is for me

Or it night have the chance that it was already stated here Tongue

Quote from: digaran on July 13, 2018, 05:07:44 AM

Can you pray for a little cute red tagged forum member named digaran? I want all of my negative trusts to be removed, ask your God to make that happen. I can pay if you make that reality. Wink

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This is a weird reply one can make in a Masternode ANN topic. For reference, guy was recently banned from their discord channel. I just fail to get the meaning of it. So it's either him calling them liars/scammers or he had one too many drinks before posting (he appears to be from Russia).

I need answers. Grin

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Here your wife will say, I deceived ... I do not expect a child. But before the wedding she said, I will soon give birth ...?

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There are good stablecoins on CMC Wink

Topic: Stable coins in cryptocurrency?

Quote from: bassbity on March 13, 2019, 02:10:57 PM

Lots of coins are stable on Coinmarketcap doge and trx, one of them is a stable coin at the moment, even though there is pumping and dumps, the price will return to normal.

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Quote from: qwertyup23 on March 13, 2019, 12:35:16 PM

This post really gave me a good chuckle. I mean if you are attempting to scam someone (please do not even attempt to do it!), at least make an effort in providing pictures or information about your project! The fact that he also replied to his own posts made it perfect!

Not sure if this was posted already but it really gave me a good laugh:

I think he must have gotten stage fright... you know, its a lot of pressure to start your own thread as a Newbie, and then knowing you are trying to scam money from people? Scamming isn't for everyone I guess.

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This post really gave me a good chuckle. I mean if you are attempting to scam someone (please do not even attempt to do it!), at least make an effort in providing pictures or information about your project! The fact that he also replied to his own posts made it perfect!

Not sure if this was posted already but it really gave me a good laugh:

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This one is worth a read. This guy started a Scam Accusation thread on his own project. The ICO for his plant growing business is not off to a good start, I'm afraid.

Here's a snippet from the conversation he started with marlboroza:

Quote from: ?? on ??

where are you?

By the way, white paper is a fad or what?

We have white paper but I used it for toilet paper, for the ass. Are you worth it?

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LOL

Quote from: Kisleav on March 08, 2019, 11:39:51 PM

hello, i know right now you guys have developed an attitude towards me, and may be my words may not be given attention but i run a taxi business in Uganda, some times you need extra money to do mechanics, sesiah is a Ugandan too, i learnt about him here on bitcointalk, i barrow some money from him and gave my bitcointalk account as collateral, i did not wish to delay payment but it happen, he was right to auction my account because it was collateral, but i managed to pay back and yes my account was not sold, he gave a positive feedback and it was not deleted. due to closeness i find it more important to build a bitcoin and alt-coin community here, when i need some money i contact him first, if i was doing something wrong, i would have hidden every trance of them, but i find nothing to hide. thanks

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"Common rogue from Russia with a bare ass."

Quote from: Kamotee on March 08, 2019, 06:06:31 PM

This account is also owned by uyysidmc (got banned)

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