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Topic: What currency would Jesus use? (Read 2468 times)
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He is the block-chain. He exists in every node that accepts his proof of work as their savior.
+1 I like that one
He is the block-chain. He exists in every node that accepts his proof of work as their savior.
Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...
Would that not be the first instance of peer to peer fish/bread/coin generation?
To be more exact he is every decentralized node.
"My house shall be called a house of fair exchange for all the nations? But you have made it a den of thieves."
And paypal and the bankers heard it and were seeking a way to destroy him, for they feared him, because all
the crowd was astonished at his teaching and his new crypto-currency. And because of this he changed his
name... and went away into the desert... but not before leaving the people with the Holy Genesis Block.
And his father looked at the code [Gr. "logos"] and saw that it was good.
And paypal and the bankers heard it and were seeking a way to destroy him, for they feared him, because all
the crowd was astonished at his teaching and his new crypto-currency. And because of this he changed his
name... and went away into the desert... but not before leaving the people with the Holy Genesis Block.
And his father looked at the code [Gr. "logos"] and saw that it was good.
~~~
May God Bless you mate.
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+1 This was awsome,
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So finally someone comes out and says it; Satoshi nakamotoo is a divine character created by god as cover up to appear to pagans. Thus All pagans will praise satoshi for his good deeds but satoshi is like the holy ghost in physical form. Its like everyone that is a pagan praising satoshi; Is praising god. [/End Random Unrelated Rant]
"My house shall be called a house of fair exchange for all the nations? But you have made it a den of thieves."
And paypal and the bankers heard it and were seeking a way to destroy him, for they feared him, because all
the crowd was astonished at his teaching and his new crypto-currency. And because of this he changed his
name... and went away into the desert... but not before leaving the people with the Holy Genesis Block.
And his father looked at the code [Gr. "logos"] and saw that it was good.
And paypal and the bankers heard it and were seeking a way to destroy him, for they feared him, because all
the crowd was astonished at his teaching and his new crypto-currency. And because of this he changed his
name... and went away into the desert... but not before leaving the people with the Holy Genesis Block.
And his father looked at the code [Gr. "logos"] and saw that it was good.
~~~
May God Bless you mate.
Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...
Would that not be the first instance of peer to peer fish/bread/coin generation?
He'd probably be day trading in myrrh futures contracts.
Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...
Would that not be the first instance of peer to peer fish/bread/coin generation?
Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...
Fiat means by force of law, so no.Fiat means let it be done.
In the money sense, it means money by decree.
He pulled fish and bread out of his ass and people ate it, that's pretty much how fiat money works. And don't forget, there's also his father's fiat light, it runs in the family.
Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...
Fiat means by force of law, so no.
Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...
It makes sense that he would pick a deflationary currency. Jesus saves!
"Give to Satoshi what is Satoshi's."
And they aaked him "The first years worth of Bitcoin?"
Jesus answered "You are the ones who say so."
And they aaked him "The first years worth of Bitcoin?"
Jesus answered "You are the ones who say so."
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Jesus' costume features no pockets. Go figure.
he would use none cuz, "All your bases are belong to HIM!" or, "Jesus takes! Jesus gives!"
Funny I did the same type of thing a while back.
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