Topic: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? (Read 1411 times)
Did you just change your sex?
November 17, 2013, 01:45:46 AM
Test, to see if she's lyin': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fzrE8lGJds
November 17, 2013, 01:36:01 AM
Wait for 6 confirmations
November 16, 2013, 03:00:24 AM
Is Satoshi Nakamoto still alive?
November 15, 2013, 10:57:17 PM
Seriously, who cares about Satoshi Nakamoto..
November 15, 2013, 08:04:52 PM
Obviously you would have to hire a private investigator to learn more about her past. Then when you feel her story was probable you contact me right away and setup a blind date so I can get her drunk take her to Vegas marry her and make babies duh!
November 15, 2013, 05:03:30 AM
Just ignore her
November 15, 2013, 01:28:58 AM
Just kidnap her and bring her to a internet zone and claim some bitcoins 
Seriously, kidnap?
November 14, 2013, 11:54:20 PM
She must be then, you have to trust her...
November 14, 2013, 11:12:36 PM
What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto?
She might be infested with some parasites....
November 14, 2013, 10:02:07 PM
What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto?
November 14, 2013, 10:01:03 PM
And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone.
How would I know for sure?
How would I know for sure?
Ask her if she's from the future. Then pick something random from these facts to see if she's legit:
Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it.
His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.
After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.
They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.
And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.
His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.
After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.
They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.
And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.
November 14, 2013, 09:50:20 PM
Trust her if she is hot.
November 14, 2013, 08:31:36 PM
You can ask her who is Satoshi Nakamoto?
November 14, 2013, 07:38:29 PM
Is she a Japanese man?
November 14, 2013, 12:16:50 PM
And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone.
How would I know for sure?
How would I know for sure?
At that time you would not know for sure, but it someone says they are someone and you have no reason to not believe it, then why not go with it.
November 14, 2013, 11:44:21 AM
Dont take any risks, kidnap her and take her to the nearest internet zone. Then buy her a coffee, ask for her story, and ask for a few thousand bitcoins 
and if she's good-looking take her to your place
Yes, this is the right pervy plan. lol.
November 14, 2013, 10:33:59 AM
I like how just because he refers to her as a girl Bitcoiners immediate reaction is to kidnap her.
November 14, 2013, 10:29:32 AM
Its fake unless she have big OO
November 14, 2013, 10:01:52 AM
Dont take any risks, kidnap her and take her to the nearest internet zone. Then buy her a coffee, ask for her story, and ask for a few thousand bitcoins
and if she's good-looking take her to your place
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