Topic: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? - page 2. (Read 1397 times)
November 14, 2013, 10:44:22 AM
Yeah, not gonna happen.
November 14, 2013, 09:48:37 AM
And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone.
How would I know for sure?
How would I know for sure?
Do her.
Sort the rest out when you get coverage.
November 14, 2013, 09:46:45 AM
(and no, what the Hell is Ironman? That hair band song?)
Ironman, the movie.
U must be dreaming and u need to wake up.
Usually have to die in a dream to wake up. Naw, besides, she's really hot.
Just kidnap her and bring her to a internet zone and claim some bitcoins 
Seriously, kidnap?
November 14, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Just kidnap her and bring her to a internet zone and claim some bitcoins
November 14, 2013, 08:31:55 AM
U must be dreaming and u need to wake up.
November 14, 2013, 08:24:44 AM
She'd sign one of the many copies of Satoshi's PGP pubkey floating about.
We're in the internet dead-zone. Remember Ironman?
You don't need an Internet connection to use PGP/GPG (by the way, absolute worst name acronyms ever -- I can never remember which is which). Any true Bitcoiner has at least 10 copies of Satoshi's .asc hidden around the house (and at least one on their mobile device!).(and no, what the Hell is Ironman? That hair band song?)
ETA: I guess if that fails... tits or gtfo?
November 14, 2013, 08:08:22 AM
Dont take any risks, kidnap her and take her to the nearest internet zone. Then buy her a coffee, ask for her story, and ask for a few thousand bitcoins 
November 14, 2013, 08:07:25 AM
She'd sign one of the many copies of Satoshi's PGP pubkey floating about.
We're in the internet dead-zone. Remember Ironman?
November 14, 2013, 08:03:55 AM
She'd sign a message which could be verified against one of the many copies of Satoshi's PGP pubkey floating around.
November 14, 2013, 08:01:23 AM
And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone.
How would I know for sure?
How would I know for sure?
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