Topic: What to do in case you are attacked by an anaconda. (Read 1555 times)
I hope i will not be attacked by an anaconda , cuz i don't have a knife
Whenever you go in a place where anacondas live, just always bring a gun, so if they going to attack you, just shot them til they died.
I doubt that they attack many people mainly because most people have no reason to hang around where anacondas live. Also, they assess potential prey visually, can it or can it not be safely swallowed. It isn´t risk free for the snake, once it start swallowing there may be no way back, legs, horns etc on the prey. They don´t just attack anything that moves. A standing human adult would probably look like an unusual prey to a crawling anaconda and certainly rather big. I´m not sure they´d be very interested. What they´re interested in is things they are familiar with and have hunted successfully forever. I doubt that humans are high on that list.
How about if the anaconda is too big than you? you still flat?
Whenever you go in a place where anacondas live, just always bring a gun, so if they going to attack you, just shot them til they died.
Wow. Nice survival plan mate.
I´m afraid they´re right. It´s just some internet bullshit. Those bigass snakes are mighty cool though.
Wow. Nice survival plan mate.
id become j lo
shes so ugly and stinky an anaconda even spit her and died
so that!
shes so ugly and stinky an anaconda even spit her and died
so that!
Great idea but what to do when it tries to inject venom on the legs before swallowing? 
anacondas strangle and swallow i believe 
Unlikely, they only eat once a month or so and there are plenty of other preys around that are more edible
Check this out how coward can a snake charmer be! 
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWDT8kDfb6c
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWDT8kDfb6c 
Anacondas are known lovers of quality music so just start singing pretty much any tune released in the last decade or so.
Snakes can't hear anything bud => https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUhWn12qt8
drop the beat
Anacondas are known lovers of quality music so just start singing pretty much any tune released in the last decade or so.
Snakes can't hear anything bud => https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUhWn12qt8
Or just 1 step:
carry a machine gun if you think you may encounter an anaconta, and go Rambo if you think one wanna eat you
carry a machine gun if you think you may encounter an anaconta, and go Rambo if you think one wanna eat you
6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the feet
and - always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles.
Do not panic
Dude, are you crazy?
If she start to swallow me, the I am 100% sure that I will panic and in a few seconds I will be dead! Plus, I hate reptiles and the moment I will see the anaconda I am sure that I will start to run... I hope that she will be not ready to run with a speed of sound if she want to catch me!
and - always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles.
Do not panic
Dude, are you crazy?
If she start to swallow me, the I am 100% sure that I will panic and in a few seconds I will be dead! Plus, I hate reptiles and the moment I will see the anaconda I am sure that I will start to run... I hope that she will be not ready to run with a speed of sound if she want to catch me! 
And what if you don't have a kinfe?
A ki-nife?
I think I have heard of one of these before. It is combination of a knife and a kite. Right?
It would definitely be useful against an anaconda if your trapped in one.
I wouldn't have both kinfe and knife.
Your bad luck and the Anaconda's too as it won't happen. We may see you trapped instead
We had a tour two years ago to the Amazon. The guide's instructions when you see an anaconda or a crocodile were to slowly back up. Any sudden movements will prompt them to attack so yeah, playing dead would definitely not work unless you decide to become their shish kebab. If you have the speed of Usain Bolt then i think running the other way would be a good idea too.
So, what kind of anacondas do you have in Australia? I guess they´ve adapted to deserts. Do they carry the young around in pouches?
Very funny. Australia is unique in that it has more venomous snakes than non-venomous ones. You won't find anything so harmless as an anaconda here (or any other boa constrictor, for that matter). But Australians do know about snakes in general. We wouldn't live long if we didn't.Wouldn´t live long? Venomous snakes have normally no reason to attack prey as big as man, they simply don´t perceive it as food but they´ll try to defend themselves of course. Yeah, I guess you live long if you do your best to avoid them.
So, what kind of anacondas do you have in Australia? I guess they´ve adapted to deserts. Do they carry the young around in pouches?
Very funny. Australia is unique in that it has more venomous snakes than non-venomous ones. You won't find anything so harmless as an anaconda here (or any other boa constrictor, for that matter). But Australians do know about snakes in general. We wouldn't live long if we didn't. Well, I don´t know about that. Predators don´t usually spend more energy than necessary. There´s always the balance between energy in and energy out.
Well, I do know about that. I am from Australia, after all. It is indeed necessary for an anaconda to constrict its prey to death before eating it, since anacondas are slow and have no options if the prey decides to get up and walk away. They will not attempt to swallow something alive, and they can tell. Playing dead doesn't work on snakes.So, what kind of anacondas do you have in Australia? I guess they´ve adapted to deserts. Do they carry the young around in pouches?
Well, I don´t know about that. Predators don´t usually spend more energy than necessary. There´s always the balance between energy in and energy out.
Well, I do know about that. I am from Australia, after all. It is indeed necessary for an anaconda to constrict its prey to death before eating it, since anacondas are slow and have no options if the prey decides to get up and walk away. They will not attempt to swallow something alive, and they can tell. Playing dead doesn't work on snakes. Jump to: