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donator
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Poor impulse control.
March 02, 2014, 09:13:36 PM
Learned earning btc is pretty easy especially with http://bit.ly/1fUaTMu so I get paid in btc just for tweeting and spreading word about the site. Check it out I made .3 btc in a couple hours.

I learned that people will spam referral links everywhere, and to never trust a bitly link.
sr. member
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March 02, 2014, 06:28:36 PM
Neil Patrick Harris has two kids


And Skyrim is not just about dragons
legendary
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January 17, 2014, 02:32:09 PM
I learnt that if you dobnt have weed, you an still get super fucking high by drinking vodka and shaking with dubstep Grin Grin

That sounds very Russian.
global moderator
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
January 17, 2014, 11:55:30 AM
I learnt that if you dobnt have weed, you an still get super fucking high by drinking vodka and shaking with dubstep Grin Grin
Why doesn't that seem like a good idea? Maybe those sharp edges of the furniture around the house. But, nah, it's probably something else.
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January 17, 2014, 04:11:24 AM
I learnt that if you dobnt have weed, you an still get super fucking high by drinking vodka and shaking with dubstep Grin Grin
legendary
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January 16, 2014, 04:26:19 PM
I've learnt just before this very moment that " we fucking need motivation to fucking do whatever we do." cuz without enough motivation, you really really really dont want to do anything, I mean ANYTHING

Only Loosers wait for motivation,
Winners just get shit done.

Only losers spell loser with two o's.

Besides, finding motivation and waiting for it are different animals.

Maybe the context had something to do with being loose, waiting for motivation, and then getting literal shit done...
legendary
Activity: 1918
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
January 14, 2014, 06:51:51 AM
I learnt today that, if any part of your body is fucked up, you should let it rest, do not try to make it do anything, do not ever do that. that just make it worse

But, if do decide to "do that", don't, I repeat, DON'T, put Bengay® on it thinking it will make it feel better. I've done that once--ONCE!

~TMIBTCITW
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January 14, 2014, 04:38:01 AM
I learnt today that, if any part of your body is fucked up, you should let it rest, do not try to make it do anything, do not ever do that. that just make it worse
legendary
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Anarchy is not chaos.
January 13, 2014, 05:13:51 AM
Only losers spell loser with two o's.

Thanks, english is not my first language.

My apologies, then. I see WAY too many native speakers letting loose of their losing Smiley That extra "o" totally changes the meaning. Pet peeve of mine, but I shouldn't unload on somebody who's mother tongue is different.

You forgot a period.  Grin Then again, maybe didn't forget--just misplaced. Check the lost-and-found.
Where the hell did I put that thing?
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
January 13, 2014, 01:42:47 AM
Only losers spell loser with two o's.

Thanks, english is not my first language.

My apologies, then. I see WAY too many native speakers letting loose of their losing Smiley That extra "o" totally changes the meaning. Pet peeve of mine, but I shouldn't unload on somebody who's mother tongue is different.

You forgot a period.  Grin Then again, maybe didn't forget--just misplaced. Check the lost-and-found.
legendary
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Anarchy is not chaos.
January 12, 2014, 11:32:34 PM
Only losers spell loser with two o's.

Thanks, english is not my first language.

My apologies, then. I see WAY too many native speakers letting loose of their losing Smiley That extra "o" totally changes the meaning. Pet peeve of mine, but I shouldn't unload on somebody who's mother tongue is different.
legendary
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Merit: 1000
Drunk Posts
January 12, 2014, 10:55:27 PM
The 3 day hangover is a thing. There is a possibility of a 4th.
member
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January 12, 2014, 04:47:58 PM
Only losers spell loser with two o's.

Thanks, english is not my first language.
legendary
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Merit: 1022
Anarchy is not chaos.
January 12, 2014, 04:17:09 PM
I've learnt just before this very moment that " we fucking need motivation to fucking do whatever we do." cuz without enough motivation, you really really really dont want to do anything, I mean ANYTHING

Only Loosers wait for motivation,
Winners just get shit done.

Only losers spell loser with two o's.

Besides, finding motivation and waiting for it are different animals.
member
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Merit: 10
January 12, 2014, 03:27:57 PM
I've learnt just before this very moment that " we fucking need motivation to fucking do whatever we do." cuz without enough motivation, you really really really dont want to do anything, I mean ANYTHING

Only Loosers wait for motivation,
Winners just get shit done.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
January 12, 2014, 10:27:30 AM
I've learnt just before this very moment that " we fucking need motivation to fucking do whatever we do." cuz without enough motivation, you really really really dont want to do anything, I mean ANYTHING

Fuck me! It took everything I had inside me to click the quote button so that I can take the words outta my head and put them on this computer. Only if there was an easier way to communicate.

Please accept my apologies for not offering up proof as to what motivated me to perform such act.

Meanwhile, I learnt http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skro

Quote
skro

Skro is a word from the movie Idiocracy and it basically means bro.

Take it easy skro. What's poppin' skro. Mornin' skro.

Also, if you take the letter "d" and turn it 180o (think 69), you'll have the letter "p".

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm heading over to the HashFast thread to see what Skrodenis is up to.

BTW, if you Google image search "Idiocracy bling" (without quotes), you'll find this:


"Hey, skro penis. Any idea what this necklace is worth?"

EDIT: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion!!!! A great man, a great american. He will serve up a can of whoop ass if you cross him. He will stomp your ass if you don't! JOIN THE CAMACHO 08 MOVEMENT! CAMACHO WILL SAVE AMERICA................FUCK YEA!!!

Now, I'm beginning to wonder.
legendary
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January 12, 2014, 05:30:51 AM
Well I'll be damned, I had a moment just like that for a couple of days now but all of a sudden I'm happy to work again Cheesy
member
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January 12, 2014, 05:04:27 AM
I've learnt just before this very moment that " we fucking need motivation to fucking do whatever we do." cuz without enough motivation, you really really really dont want to do anything, I mean ANYTHING
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
January 11, 2014, 08:52:11 PM
I learned today that my ex-girlfriend is a squirter.

The turn-off: she told me on the phone.


that made me laugh^^


I remember my first squirter, thinking to myself at the time, "Why is this woman pissing on me, for that's what it taste like, and how do I know what piss tastes like?"

Stop reading here, Bees Brothers!

She also was the first woman I bedded that loved to masturbate first, squirter that shit everywhere. My last masturbater I met at the poker table in Tunica. She's now a Memphis Judge, and still pretty, and no I won't link to her because I can't phantom the thought of others masturbating to her the same time I do... if I did/do such a thing.

Bees Brothers, continuing reading now.

Time for a joke, set in the future.

Wife #4 of, and to Bees Brothers #2: Where did you learn so much about sex?
Bees Brothers #1 from the other bed in the same room: Probably from Phinnaeus Gage.

I'm not sure what Mormon hell consist of, but believe I just sealed my faith.

~TMIBTCITW
hero member
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Merit: 506
January 11, 2014, 08:34:06 AM
I learned today that my ex-girlfriend is a squirter.

The turn-off: she told me on the phone.




that made me laugh^^

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