Guess it's time for the shotgun mouthwash to save the last remaining dignity and not become a complete recluse, shunned by friends, family, women...for being such a dumb fuck.
Wow, that's pretty harsh! I certainly don't advocate anyone offing themselves for their ill advised investments. But they should let go of their false hope, and take this as a lesson learned so that they instead put their money into safer, less volatile investments.
It's not too late to make amends. People, cut your looses now and put it into a Roth IRA or whatever your preferred investment vehicle is. We all make some bad decisions in life, but the important thing is that you learn in time and start making wise investments that bring you steady growth over the coming years and decades.
Fuck off, no it isn't. Stop being a cunt.
--Tom
