No are you both serious...
Hardware wallets like the trezors are the best in this space. *Disclaimer I brought one* Let me explain what made me actually by this thing. At one point I wanted to get a hardware dedicated wallet, that can randomly generate keys and sign transactions. Almost how I would use armory. Then I saw the trezor and I was like what is my biggest threat, someone hacking my computer. But for the most part I keep a good chunk on my computer. So instead of having this one device where maybe I could use it outside of my house maybe once or twice. It isn't worth it to have a dedicated hardware wallet, but instead just a small hardware wallet, that will sign seems like the more logical choice.
Also this will help with my businesses, that use this hacky cold storage technique with trezor I can use bitcoind or armory and get the true cold storage since they would need the device to sign those transactions.