women are never interested in your work.
only the fruits of your work.
and by now it´s still $$$ they wanna see. not BTCBTCBTC
Topic: Women Cannot Resist Bitcoins (Read 6140 times)
Can I quote this for my sig? xD ''There was even one day which found me in a particularly vulnerable state, in which I stripped down to complete nudity and tea bagged my processor's heatsink and fan.'' - st4rdust
HAHAHAHA! This is great
true, works every single time 
How long till you gain dominion over bitcoin honey?
My lady gets turned on by bitcoins.... Forget hardware, talk $$$.
+1. Women 'like' my Bitcoin status updates on Facebook, but only if it's profit related.
Had one ask to see my rigs and my hash rate. I was happy to oblige.
sounds like my wife.
whenever i go into the economical and political implications... *yawn*.
when i go to the bank to withdraw 20k... *sparkle!*
"Honest, Officer! She asked to see my 'mining rig', so I whipped it out! *I'm* the victim here!"
What is a women? 
I read about it in books and stuff before and oh my god when I look at pr0nzoes I see things that make no sense to me whatsoever!!! My dear sweet lord, I see such strange things like men with inverted jennie-tulls and enlarged nappled-milkbags that remind me of far distant primordial memories of nourishment that I vaguely recollect but cannot be sure if it was real or just a long-lost dream. Such strange, unfamiliar-ness that I cannot understand.... OMG WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.
What is a women?
Maybe you should try litecoin instead.
Well nice job on having dates!
The only dates I have sadly are the sparse few times a month when my personalities convene to discuss hot-button issues, developments on popular television series (breaking bad is a current favorite) and, inevitably, critique and compare what amounts to be a pathetic round of stand-up comedy bits, hour-long variety show concepts and song-and-dance routines.
Well nice job on having dates!
Genius!
I'm glad to see others here in BTC land appreciate my sick BitStories. I feel another one coming on soon, so stay tuned for the next installment of what I now dub "The Epic Tales of a BTC Junkie, Barely Holding on to Sanity!"
You used the wong method dude. I find them way more attracted by Bitcoin after I explain they can be exchanged for Dollars and Euros 
Exactly, tell them how you make money buy simply mining digital currency and converting it into money that can buy shoes and clothes.
Can I quote this for my sig? xD ''There was even one day which found me in a particularly vulnerable state, in which I stripped down to complete nudity and tea bagged my processor's heatsink and fan.'' - st4rdust
Haha, absolutely. Glad you enjoyed the post.
copy/pasta'd to my facebook page. 
Thank you, OP, for making me laugh
Can I quote this for my sig? xD ''There was even one day which found me in a particularly vulnerable state, in which I stripped down to complete nudity and tea bagged my processor's heatsink and fan.'' - st4rdust
This is almost as funny as brail issue playboy magazines.
Blind dude feeling bumps on paper and being like "damn girl, you smexy"
Blind dude feeling bumps on paper and being like "damn girl, you smexy"
I have to wonder, does anybody still feel this way? Unfortunately time has not healed these wounds for myself. 
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