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vvv8

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Quote from: Pro_Crypto_Marty on April 18, 2015, 07:17:36 PM

Word on the net is he is a self-aware digital construct. He was spontaneously generated when 21 million people simultaneously banged on their keyboards in anger after having been on the phone with their credit card companies.

LOL!!

Hey I got another good one...

Satoshi's programming skills are so great, that everytime he keystrokes a mini EMP is released...

If he runs a program, a tactical nuke gets deployed

Gleb Gamow

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Quote from: vvv8 on April 17, 2015, 02:28:32 PM

I recently heard from some of my peepZ on the street that satoshi can fly! That's right, he can fly. They also say that he's very similar to Jesus, in that he can also resurrect the dead and make wine from water. The difference with satoshi and Jesus tho, is that satoshi has computer programming skills (obviously). God taught satoshi how to program before he sent satoshi to earth to design the blockchain and bitcoin. Satoshi never had any help from any government entities, any banks, or any powerful interest groups....naw satoshi created bitcoin on his own - because like I said, he's a superhero like Jesus who had God as his yoda.

I believe my friends whatever they tell me, I also believe in the satoshi fairytale because it allows me to rest easy and sleep at night.

What stories have you heard about the legendary satoshi ?

Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Banks with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

Pro_Crypto_Marty

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Bitcoin promoter. Pro Crypto tee wearer. Nice guy.

Word on the net is he is a self-aware digital construct. He was spontaneously generated when 21 million people simultaneously banged on their keyboards in anger after having been on the phone with their credit card companies.

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Minimum Effort/Maximum effect

I heard Satoshi is a Extra-dimensional being from the future, stuck on earth; Technology here is so primitive, that they had to build the entire internet just to develop the means to get back to their original plain of existence.

FairPumpAlts

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Word on the street says that satoshi was struck by a meteor while working on bitcoin and then struck by lighting and then stubbed his toe but still managed to complete the blockchain in a day!!

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Seeing the world is being unfairly treated and oppressed, He sent upon Satoshi as the messenger to deliver the words and design the ultimate system that would one day end this financial plague

Kprawn

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I heard the OP was a troll and he and Satoshi went down with the Titanic. { I think I read somewhere that the architect of the Titanic bragged that not even God can sink the Titanic.... guess what happened} Grin

I would rather have used Chuck Norris ...... It's a safer option... Wink

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You are what you eat. PIZZA!

Satoshi while he was inventing and coding smoked a ton of pot Cry

Come back satoshi....

planetroving

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Satoshi might just be a potato, or even pecan pie for all we know... A potato is sort of yellow. A Bitcoin image is yellow. Any connection? He might be an alien, and left when he thought us humans could continue to develop Bitcoin.

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There are plenty of words on the street, some of my pals think he's Barack Obama and some thinks she is shakira....so I don't know what to believe, but it's fun to see people wasting their valuable time behind a myth...

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