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Topic: Would you jump every 2 min for the next 5 years if you were to receive 10,000 BT (Read 1768 times)

newbie
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that is 720 jumps a day

sounds like a pain the fucking back but yea, i would do it  Cool

what if ur driving a car tho?? would have to step out the car and jump? if thats the case i might change my mind

Yes, you would need to stop driving and jump and drive again for 2 minutes. Or else if that wasn't the case it would be too easy.

The same applies, if you are in the heat of the moment reproducing with someone, you still need stop what you are doing and jump.

stop what im doing? no id work it into the rotation. girls love the jump thrust =)

This is just brilliant. Heck, I'll start doing this with girls even without the BTC10000.

But to answer OP's question, yes, I would definitely do this. I love jumping and I'm also into sports climbing, so jumping comes pretty natural to me. and also I'm black, so that too.
member
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And 99.999% of people will die including professionals.  Even the vast VAST minority of people of people who out of sheer unprobable luck survivrd, they would likely die soon afterwards or have untenable brain and body organ injuries.

I doubt about this, it is just about 500 jumps per day.

But everyone would miss the 2 minutes between jumps if not doing like jump every minute Smiley

Anyway, you will be dead or crazy after 5 years
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I don't want do that.... why? couse will make my body good shape... and I will take 10,000 BTC. LoL  Cheesy
legendary
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I don't think this is even physically possible. I wonder what the world recording is for jumping (if there is one?).?
legendary
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No, because it's gonna hit 10,000 regardless and I dont wanna live a lie.
full member
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And 99.999% of people will die including professionals.  Even the vast VAST minority of people of people who out of sheer unprobable luck survivrd, they would likely die soon afterwards or have untenable brain and body organ injuries.

Again, no.  Bad question.

Agree. Just google the number of people who have been damaged by uncontrollable hiccups!
member
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And 99.999% of people will die including professionals.  Even the vast VAST minority of people of people who out of sheer unprobable luck survivrd, they would likely die soon afterwards or have untenable brain and body organ injuries.

Again, no.  Bad question.
legendary
Activity: 1456
Merit: 1001
This is the land of wolves now & you're not a wolf
that is 720 jumps a day

sounds like a pain the fucking back but yea, i would do it  Cool

what if ur driving a car tho?? would have to step out the car and jump? if thats the case i might change my mind


For 5 coins, I'd jump every 5 minutes for a month. It would be a healthy habit also. Sadly there's no way to validate that I'd jump so nobody will pay.


Actually there is... A sports bracelet and one could upload the data at the end of each day. Brilliant!

Anyone feel the need to pay for this?

That wouldn't verify the jump, sports bracelets mark activity by just moving your arm up and down unfortunately
sr. member
Activity: 433
Merit: 250
Or how bout this then,

Would you rather hold your breath 22 minutes under water for 10,000 BTC? You only get ONE attempt and you will be under water.

OR

Attempt 5 years of jumping every 2 minutes.

Failure will both result in death.
sr. member
Activity: 433
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The question isn't practical.  People would be absolutely miserable and exhausted trying to do this on top of having strained relations at work and family trying to achieve this for 5 years.

Again, dumb question.  99.999% would fail at this and I still question the remainder being able to actually put it off.

If there is a will, there is a way.

Someone will be able to think up something clever to make it part of his routine for the next 5 years.

FFS this guy was able to hold his breath 22 minutes
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/16/breath-world-record-stig-severinsen_n_2144734.html

Surely scheduling a jump every few min shouldn't be too difficult.

Again, sleep wouldn't count you would get 8 hours uninterrupted sleep and same with bathroom.
But to balance it out, driving to the mall or work, yeah you gotta get out of the car and jump.
sr. member
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How could you possibly fall sleep with the weight of certain death hanging over you if you missed the two minute window for a jump? When is a person "officially" asleep? There seems to be a span of time for everyone where the status is questionable. If you wake in the middle on the night do you need to immediately make a jump? This needs to be thought out more.
member
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The question isn't practical.  People would be absolutely miserable and exhausted trying to do this on top of having strained relations at work and family trying to achieve this for 5 years.

Again, dumb question.  99.999% would fail at this and I still question the remainder being able to actually put it off.
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
Rigid rules get broken. You can instate something like having a few exceptions per day, a limit or so, with a penalty. Ie, while driving, one can skip the duty for 20 minutes (10 times) but has to do 30 jumps consecutively.
if the rules are broken you die, its in the rules, as has been confirmed by the op in post 1



well there can be exceptions for certain circumstances if we are going to get technical.

For one, if someone signed up for this contest and were pregnant, obviously she can have the time to give birth/surgery without the jumping penalty..

But for everyday normal stuff like playing video games,  you would still to need to jump in between while playing. Or jump in between while at a movie theater. Or won't be able to ride a rollercoaster longer than 2 minutes.

but its good for the preggers to jump a bunch, all the time, i hear it stimulates the babys muscles and they come out RIPPED.. or does it just rip up the baby.. i forget sometimes...
sr. member
Activity: 433
Merit: 250
Rigid rules get broken. You can instate something like having a few exceptions per day, a limit or so, with a penalty. Ie, while driving, one can skip the duty for 20 minutes (10 times) but has to do 30 jumps consecutively.
if the rules are broken you die, its in the rules, as has been confirmed by the op in post 1



well there can be exceptions for certain circumstances if we are going to get technical.

For one, if someone signed up for this contest and were pregnant, obviously she can have the time to give birth/surgery without the jumping penalty..

But for everyday normal stuff like playing video games,  you would still to need to jump in between while playing. Or jump in between while at a movie theater. Or won't be able to ride a rollercoaster longer than 2 minutes.
full member
Activity: 188
Merit: 100
Rigid rules get broken. You can instate something like having a few exceptions per day, a limit or so, with a penalty. Ie, while driving, one can skip the duty for 20 minutes (10 times) but has to do 30 jumps consecutively.
if the rules are broken you die, its in the rules, as has been confirmed by the op in post 1



So, you modify your driver's seat/pilot's chair to include a commode, then...
full member
Activity: 188
Merit: 100
This is why it should be compulsory for all watches to have countdown timers with infinite repeats. Casio, I'm lookin' at you! I wonder if people's health would improve if we all joined "Jumping Cults"?

So you're in plane during final approach, no, you're PILOTING that plane... you going to step outside every 2 minutes?
If I could get some exemptions, then probably.

OP, make me an offer!
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
Rigid rules get broken. You can instate something like having a few exceptions per day, a limit or so, with a penalty. Ie, while driving, one can skip the duty for 20 minutes (10 times) but has to do 30 jumps consecutively.
if the rules are broken you die, its in the rules, as has been confirmed by the op in post 1

legendary
Activity: 1064
Merit: 1001
Rigid rules get broken. You can instate something like having a few exceptions per day, a limit or so, with a penalty. Ie, while driving, one can skip the duty for 20 minutes (10 times) but has to do 30 jumps consecutively.
sr. member
Activity: 433
Merit: 250
that is 720 jumps a day

sounds like a pain the fucking back but yea, i would do it  Cool

what if ur driving a car tho?? would have to step out the car and jump? if thats the case i might change my mind

Yes, you would need to stop driving and jump and drive again for 2 minutes. Or else if that wasn't the case it would be too easy.

The same applies, if you are in the heat of the moment reproducing with someone, you still need stop what you are doing and jump.

stop what im doing? no id work it into the rotation. girls love the jump thrust =)

lmao
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
that is 720 jumps a day

sounds like a pain the fucking back but yea, i would do it  Cool

what if ur driving a car tho?? would have to step out the car and jump? if thats the case i might change my mind

Yes, you would need to stop driving and jump and drive again for 2 minutes. Or else if that wasn't the case it would be too easy.

The same applies, if you are in the heat of the moment reproducing with someone, you still need stop what you are doing and jump.

stop what im doing? no id work it into the rotation. girls love the jump thrust =)
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