Topic: 💰Write a spoof review of traditional money to win Bitcoin with Cloudbet! 💰 - page 2. (Read 21022 times)

Thanks. Really happy with my runner up place in this contest. There was some world class attempts which cracked me up real good. Hope there will be more initiatives like this one which encourage members to write funny content.

You even prettied up my entry so double thanks.

Afternoon all!

It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for - announcing the winners of our Review Fiat competition!

Both the quality and quantity of entries we received was much higher than expected, so picking our winners took a little bit longer than we initially planned!

After a few hours of arguments ‘passionate discussions’ the team have finally settled on a grand prize winner, along with 4 runners up who didn’t quite make the cut:


Grand Prize Winner - Wins 0.043 BTC!

Kriptopsina





Runners Up - Win 0.017 BTC each!

Trofo




BUSHbuddy




LoyceV




@Athreekv





Special mentions - Win Physical Bitcoins!

Wendigo
taikuri13
CryptoSmith1
NeuroticFish
@GhanmiChokri
@MoneyBallSrts
niceboy999
lonte77
@bitcoinskrill
@ran17ron


Huge congratulations to all our winners, and thanks to everyone who took part!


We’ll be in touch with the winners directly via DM to arrange prize delivery, and will start sending out all the prizes tomorrow morning.

For a full breakdown of the competition, and our thoughts on the winning entries, head over to the Cloudbet blog!

Don’t forget the raffle!

Don’t worry if your entry hasn’t been chosen - there’s still a chance to win bitcoin with our raffle!

We’ve collected all the entries from BitcoinTalk and Twitter into one spreadsheet, and allocated everyone a raffle ticket based on the time of their first entry:

0 - @TylerCSGO
1 - @ragebotanime23
2 - @GamblingManFa6
3 - @Benjami80273289    
4 - @THERELEAST13    
5 - @LeCapper    
6 - @Uf209    
7 - Wendigo   
8 - @mvision_   
9 - @computer2560    
10 - crzy   
11 - Dreamchaser21   
12 - @ran17ron    
13 - CryptoSmith1   
14 - Trofo   
15 - @Athreekv    
16 - toastfacekillah   
17 - @bibm_official    
18 - iphro   
19 - @bitcoinskrill    
20 - Crypto_Sassy   
21 - @Tony56874138   
22 - Kriptopsina   
23 - Johnyz   
24 - taikuri13   
25 - BUSHbuddy   
26 - @bitcoinskrill    
27 - rannarvasa   
28 - bakasabo   
29 - @TopTwitchFails    
30 - richminded   
31 - NeuroticFish   
32 - @crypto_piet    
33 - @GhanmiChokri    
34 - @IlyasovaTarik    
35 - @sekabowers    
36 - niceboy999   
37 - @MoneyBallSrts   
38 - LoyceV   
39 - chamyto   
40 - roosbit   
41 - @Mehm789    
42 - lonte77   
43 - @JohnGodly2    

The draw will take place at 10:00AM UTC tomorrow morning, so check back then to see if you are the lucky recipient of 0.029 BTC!

Have a great night, and congratulations again to our winners!  

Ronnie @ Cloudbet

Entries are now closed for our #ReviewFiat competition!

We'll now begin the difficult process of picking our favourites from all your awesome reviews.

We should be announcing the winners in a few hours time, along with the raffle tickets for tomorrow's prize draw.

While you wait, don't forget to log in to your Cloudbet account to see what's behind door number 4 on your advent calendar!

Good luck!

Ronnie @ Cloudbet

This belongs here too:

my 3rd entry :

my second entry :

https://i.imgur.com/HKw3EE2.jpg

 

(Second entry)

Does #fiat have expiration date?!



I have some EURO from last time I went abroad and I've read somewhere that mine it's old and will not be accepted after some time.
When I acquired them I was not told about their expiration date. Now I kinda feel scammed...

My entry :
https://i.imgur.com/2fPLskB.jpg

Here's my 4th entry...cheers!

https://imgur.com/QeoyZXU

Here is my 3rd entry! Cheers!

https://imgur.com/kT8OezS

Product: Wire transfer

Stars: 1

Review: Being a time traveler from the 1600s era, I find Wire transfers very disappointing to use as this method is

nowhere near perfect to use as money transfers are not instant like I expected.. if anything this should be categorized as false advertisement!

 For this reason, I give this product 1 ⭐ because I hate it and the zero ⭐ isn't an option. Don't fall for the low fees its a trap!

Product: BPI Credit Card
Stars: 1

Style: Credit card
Kind: plastic

Review:

I went to the bank hoping to get a credit card. I don't recommend it to anyone because of too many requirements! Doesn't cater to homeless person because it requires you to have an address!
It also forces you to get a job even if you don't like working! plus the bank establishment guard also pushed me away for not having a proper attire.

Their discrimination is uncalled for, customer service also don't want to talk to me and was advised to stay away 500 yards from the area, Bad experience!

Welcome to all the new entrants from over the weekend!

As usual Bitcointalk is coming up with stronger entries than via twitter, but there's a few on there that might give some of you a run for your (crypto) money!  

The deadline for entries will close tomorrow at 10:00AM UTC, so any lurkers out there will need to be quick!

We are currently logging all entrants into a spreadsheet, and we'll publish the raffle numbers along with the winners announcement tomorrow afternoon.

Good luck everyone! 

Product: EURO
Stars: ***** (1 star)

Impression

Review
Former name: ECU (European Currency Unit)
Current name: EURO
Future: uncertain
Age: barely legal (not even 18 years old)
Replaced: centuries old national currencies with a rich (and violent) history
Inflation: €30 billion per month is being created as we speak (source)
Mining: centralized at the private institution ECB
Independent miners, allegedly called counterfeiters, mine a few dozen million euros per year
Denominations:
*coins: 0.01, 0.02, 0.05, 0.10, 0.20, 0.50, 1 and 2 euro. The smallest two are not very popular.
*banknotes: 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 200 and 500 euro. The largest three are barely used, the 500 euro banknote is unicorn rare. It's only used by drug traffickers, bankers, car sellers and other criminals.
Rich list: lead by Amancio Ortega, see Forbes for the full list
Privacy: pseudonymous
Digital equivalent: no privacy
Popularity: all-time low

Visual impression of 2 days worth of inflation

My 2nd Entry:     My Local Fiat Currency is PKR(pakistani rupee)

https://prnt.sc/lq1ilr

our local currency pkr is constantly losing their value from past 20 years inflation growth going high poverty increases unemloyment increases talented young generation leaving country because they offered good salary and accomodation abroad.for example 8 years ago if we buy something with 10 pkr today we don't even buy with 100 pkr.The main reason Centeralized system is most corrupt and unfair sytem few people regulate the whole system.

Stars:0.8(very unsatisfied)

Money: From Barter system to Digital Money(Bitcoin):

Barter:At first stage of evolution there is exchange of good with other goods for example if were looking to buy wheat for selling a goat you had to find who want to buy your goat against wheat.That was barter system.

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The first known currency was created by King Alyattes in Lydia, now part of Turkey, in 600BC. The first coin ever minted features a roaring lion.Coins then evolved into bank notes around 1661 AD. The first credit card was introduced in 1946.
Money is controlled by Central bank of Government.They control supply and Demand of Money They Control inflation and Deflation.They rise/fall interest rate whenever they see economy is growing towards hyper inflation or deflation.

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Next Generation of Money is Digital currency Like BITCOIN the world's first decentralised crytocurrency.The screenshot below shows how money has developed from these early roots through to Apple's instant iPhone payments and Bitcoin.

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Romanian New Leu (RON)
1 Star (or even 0, if allowed)



From the day I've signed my contract I am losing money. I am paid in RON and it's an inflationary coin, so I get less and less value.

It has a lot of properties of a scam project. The ones working with it (still) call this coin "LEU", but LEU doesn't exist since 2005, when RON was born, 1 RON = 1000 LEU.
The sub-unit is called "bani" (money. I mean, come on!), but in fact it's just worthless metal.

So the official currency is RON. Big companies acknowledged it's a scam, so they don't charge in RON, no, if you want to pay for your phone bill or buy a car, the price is in EURO and you pay in RON at a random conversion rate.

Of course all the sane people abroad will refuse you if you want to pay with RON.

Still one of the worse things about RON is that while it's LEU predecessor which was made of paper, this one is made of plastic, so you can't even use it to wipe your butt.

MY 13 ENTRY

My 12 entry

11TH ENTRY