Topic: [WTS] A guy's soul (he sold it to me for a protein bar) - page 4. (Read 3117 times)

Unfortunately I'm out of practice with my Voodoo. Definitely a Voodoo expert should escrow here.

Haha... I could send him the certificate for inspection, but I am afraid it will be very difficult to verify the authenticity of the soul itself unless EcuaMobi is a trained Voodoo practitioner.

use EcuaMobi as the escrow and I'll pay you as soon as he confirms that the merchandise is real.  

I'd be willing to use escrow . If you don't have a preferred escrow, I know a guy who does escrow through email for free... just PM me and I'll send you his email. But seriously, you're not going to get ripped off... I'll transfer the soul to you with my voodoo practitioner skills and email you the certificate... or post it privately on imgur and PM you the link.

Because there's no blockchain for souls the soul itself should be held by the escrow.

Escrow?

Background: A guy we met at the park one time was playing football with me and my friends and he was really hungry. I was giving out protein bars to my friends but I barely knew this guy and only had enough protein bars for my cronies. He was desperate and begged me for it. I eventually agreed to give him my protein bar if he sold me his soul. To make it official, we shook left hands (I'm a trained voodoo practitioner so I can guarantee that this is legit.) I was going to sacrifice it to either Hades or one of the other pagan gods to give me good luck on my college tests but now I am needing some crypto and it is Good Friday so the voodoo practitioners are probably wanting to buy it.

What you get: The soul of the guy, for whatever use you want to put it to (sacrificing to the devil for better luck in your life endeavors like tests at college or getting your preferred presidential candidate elected etc., taking your place if you think you're going to go to hell, making your voodoo curses more powerful, starting your own ghost army once the guy is dead, or anything else you want it for!) You also will get an original MS-PAINT certificate made by me (a trained voodoo practitioner) with a pentagram, some other cool demonic designs and the REAL NAME of the guy for you to invoke in your ritual or curse or whatever. I will put a special voodoo incantation on the certificate so that it will be official.

The price: As this is a legit soul we are talking about here, I set the price at $6.66 worth of BTC, LTC, or DOGE. If you would like to make a donation to my local devil-worshiping congregation you can include that in the fee.