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myrkul
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You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 11:02:10 PM
#31
Quote from: nimda on April 07, 2013, 10:52:56 PM
Quote from: ElectricMucus on April 07, 2013, 08:26:12 PM
BITCOINSM

You have 2 cows
You milk them as long as you can and make babybel cheese bits.
Eventually you plan on retiring on the Bits.
BITCOINISM

You have 2 cows.
Proudhon assures you that you will soon have only 1 cow.
Now you have 20 cows.
Now you have 200 cows.
Now you have 2000 cows.
Proudon assures you that your 2000 cows will implode any day now....
nimda
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Merit: 1000
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Re: You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 10:52:56 PM
#30
Quote from: ElectricMucus on April 07, 2013, 08:26:12 PM
BITCOINSM

You have 2 cows
You milk them as long as you can and make babybel cheese bits.
Eventually you plan on retiring on the Bits.
BITCOINISM

You have 2 cows.
Proudhon assures you that you will soon have only 1 cow.
Now you have 20 cows.
Now you have 200 cows.
Now you have 2000 cows.
ThunderSheep
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Activity: 88
Merit: 10
The sheep who walks through walls.
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 09:00:36 PM
#29
Quote from: Jobe7 on April 06, 2013, 06:01:23 AM
Quote from: myrkul on April 05, 2013, 10:37:43 PM
Quote from: Elwar on April 05, 2013, 10:23:21 PM
Bitcoin:
You have two cows that create milk at 60kmL/day.
You mine the milk and hoard it while talking up how great milk is.
The price of milk skyrockets and you stockpile more and more.
On paper you are the richest farmer in your village.


To be continued...

 Grin


60 kmL?
mine milk?
 Undecided

I worry for his cows  Grin

On the farm I grew up on, we just called it 60L of milk.  I too, worry for his cows.
ElectricMucus
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Re: You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 08:26:12 PM
#28
BITCOINSM

You have 2 cows
You milk them as long as you can and make babybel cheese bits.
Eventually you plan on retiring on the Bits.
Littleshop
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Activity: 1386
Merit: 1003
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 08:21:04 PM
#27
Quote from: myrkul on April 07, 2013, 10:39:05 AM
Quote from: Ekaros on April 07, 2013, 10:16:34 AM
Quote from: BluesBrother on April 07, 2013, 12:05:36 AM
Switch Vegan for PETA  Cool
Huh
Profit!!

PETA
You have two cows
You rally your troops to free cows
You free cows.
You kill the cows
You tell how much good you do for animals.
PETA
You have two cows
You let the cows go free, they die of mastitis.
You tell how much good you do for animals.

PETA *
You have two cows
You kill them
You cook them
You eat them

* = People Eating Tasty Animals. 
myrkul
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Merit: 500
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Re: You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 10:39:05 AM
#26
Quote from: Ekaros on April 07, 2013, 10:16:34 AM
Quote from: BluesBrother on April 07, 2013, 12:05:36 AM
Switch Vegan for PETA  Cool
Huh
Profit!!

PETA
You have two cows
You rally your troops to free cows
You free cows.
You kill the cows
You tell how much good you do for animals.
PETA
You have two cows
You let the cows go free, they die of mastitis.
You tell how much good you do for animals.
Ekaros
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Merit: 500
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 10:16:34 AM
#25
Quote from: BluesBrother on April 07, 2013, 12:05:36 AM
Switch Vegan for PETA  Cool
Huh
Profit!!

PETA
You have two cows
You rally your troops to free cows
You free cows.
You kill the cows
You tell how much good you do for animals.
BluesBrother
newbie
Activity: 28
Merit: 0
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 12:05:36 AM
#24
Switch Vegan for PETA  Cool
Huh
Profit!!
Mike Christ
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Activity: 1078
Merit: 1003
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 12:03:31 AM
#23
Quote from: BluesBrother on April 07, 2013, 12:02:20 AM
Enviromentalist
You have two cows
You kill one to limit methane production
You milk the other one for self-use and go work on your novel.

This is hilarious.  We need one for PETA.
BluesBrother
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Activity: 28
Merit: 0
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 07, 2013, 12:02:20 AM
#22

Awesome!
Some of them are new to me.

Let's not stop the tradition:

Enviromentalist
You have two cows
You kill one to limit methane production
You milk the other one for self-use and go work on your novel.


Vegan:
You have two cows
You release both and switch to soy-milk.

Enviromentalist vegan:
You have two cows.
You kill yourself.







 Shocked



[Spoiler](...Please note that you can limit your cows methane production by giving it natural food instead!)[/Spoiler]
Franktank
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Activity: 560
Merit: 500
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 06, 2013, 10:19:04 AM
#21
Anarchism:
The two cows refuse to be owned by you or anyone.
Jobe7
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Merit: 100
Now they are thinking what to do with me
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 06, 2013, 06:01:23 AM
#20
Quote from: myrkul on April 05, 2013, 10:37:43 PM
Quote from: Elwar on April 05, 2013, 10:23:21 PM
Bitcoin:
You have two cows that create milk at 60kmL/day.
You mine the milk and hoard it while talking up how great milk is.
The price of milk skyrockets and you stockpile more and more.
On paper you are the richest farmer in your village.


To be continued...

 Grin


60 kmL?
mine milk?
 Undecided

I worry for his cows  Grin
myrkul
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Activity: 532
Merit: 500
FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 05, 2013, 10:37:43 PM
#19
Quote from: Elwar on April 05, 2013, 10:23:21 PM
Bitcoin:
You have two cows that create milk at 60kmL/day.
You mine the milk and hoard it while talking up how great milk is.
The price of milk skyrockets and you stockpile more and more.
On paper you are the richest farmer in your village.


To be continued...

 Grin


60 kmL?
mine milk?
 Undecided
Elwar
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Activity: 3598
Merit: 2386
Viva Ut Vivas
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 05, 2013, 10:23:21 PM
#18
Bitcoin:
You have two cows that create milk at 60kmL/day.
You mine the milk and hoard it while talking up how great milk is.
The price of milk skyrockets and you stockpile more and more.
On paper you are the richest farmer in your village.


To be continued...

 Grin
veteranBtc
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Activity: 126
Merit: 100
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 04, 2013, 06:00:59 AM
#17
Quote from: kokjo on March 31, 2013, 04:18:43 PM
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you


AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

These are the best!  Grin Grin
Littleshop
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Activity: 1386
Merit: 1003
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 03, 2013, 06:25:40 PM
#16
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.
They are Radioactive but nobody cares.
Stunna
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Merit: 1278
Primedice.com, Stake.com
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 03, 2013, 11:55:08 AM
#15
hahaha, my favorite is Greece.
Britainacoin
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Activity: 256
Merit: 100
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 03, 2013, 08:07:16 AM
#14
Quote from: kokjo on March 31, 2013, 04:18:43 PM
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

But it was just democracy-tipped cruise missiles the US fired at the Iraqi population, wasnt it?

It surely can't be the case that the US would indiscriminately bomb a bustling capital city. Any videos of Baghdad being bombarded are clearly just propaganda.  Tongue
laura2010
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Re: You have 2 cows.
April 02, 2013, 08:52:35 AM
#13
Hahah yeah that's true, especially in italy  Roll Eyes
zif33rs
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Merit: 100
Re: You have 2 cows.
April 01, 2013, 04:56:40 PM
#12
Thanks for the laugh kokjo...good stuff.
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