Topic: You really are a TRUE bitcoiner when... - page 4. (Read 7629 times)
You are still searching for the perfect explanation under 10 seconds. Always trying different approaches.
You always think on how to help jobless people by teaching them about bitcoin.
I have an idea, what if we put it everything together and make a book and all sales from the book should go directly to the forum as a donation 
You learn all about advanced security practices, SHA-256, and brain wallets to completely eliminate counter-party risk, and then invest in a fund promising 7% returns per week 
Nobody can enter your room because there is "to much open mining equipment" laying around.
You go to convention/conference in Las Vegas to display/visit a Bitcoin booth, and not take time off to gamble or visit a Ranch-type site, instead spending all your waking hours rubbing shoulders with fellow bitcoiners. You then return home and tell your loved ones that while in Vegas you didn't cheat on her and she'll believe you knowing that it's the truth.
One more:
-I have at least 1 bitcoin related tab open in my mobile phone's browser at all times
-I have at least 1 bitcoin related tab open in my mobile phone's browser at all times
-I dream about Bitcoin.
-I've been logged in into this forum for close to 24 days.
-I've been reading this forum while being logged out for longer than I care to know =p
-I've been logged in into this forum for close to 24 days.
-I've been reading this forum while being logged out for longer than I care to know =p
You know who Bruce Wagner is.
You memorized the Genesis Block address.
You have butterflies in your belfry and bats in your lab.
The color orange no longer bothers you.
Unremorsefully is part of your vocabulary.
You viewed the After Christmas Christmas Special--TWICE!
You have the image saved on your computer of Rassah's coffee table.
You know who Pinkie Pie was.
You've been banned two times or more for posting off-topic.
You try to bribe theymos to end a ban.
You create an alt who's a bitch, crying like a baby during your ban as a way to interact with your friends.
You know the two words that follow: From the Desk of ...
You hate and love Mt Gox at the same time.
You've seen Genjix in a dress in RL.
You believe that Zhou Tong is real.
You memorized the Genesis Block address.
You have butterflies in your belfry and bats in your lab.
The color orange no longer bothers you.
Unremorsefully is part of your vocabulary.
You viewed the After Christmas Christmas Special--TWICE!
You have the image saved on your computer of Rassah's coffee table.
You know who Pinkie Pie was.
You've been banned two times or more for posting off-topic.
You try to bribe theymos to end a ban.
You create an alt who's a bitch, crying like a baby during your ban as a way to interact with your friends.
You know the two words that follow: From the Desk of ...
You hate and love Mt Gox at the same time.
You've seen Genjix in a dress in RL.
You believe that Zhou Tong is real.
You know Phinnaeus Gage has a black belt in google fu.
Wrong, son of Vibullia Alcia Agrippina.
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Red Belt or Sash: Red signifies the red-hot heat of the Sun as the knowledge learned is now passed and nurtured to the newest and purist white belt. As a red belt student acquires even more detailed knowledge. Red is a sign of danger, and the red belt is beginning to become dangerous with their knowledge and abilities but also posses the knowledge to pass the system along and keep the energy flowing.
You think silkroad is a cover-op for cleaning bitcoins.
You remove all Bitcoin related links from your computers but don't miss a stride in news and price updates.
You start an exchange.
Your phone always suggests Bitcoin for the next word.
You start an exchange.
Your phone always suggests Bitcoin for the next word.
You know who Bruce Wagner is.
You memorized the Genesis Block address.
You have butterflies in your belfry and bats in your lab.
The color orange no longer bothers you.
Unremorsefully is part of your vocabulary.
You viewed the After Christmas Christmas Special--TWICE!
You have the image saved on your computer of Rassah's coffee table.
You know who Pinkie Pie was.
You've been banned two times or more for posting off-topic.
You try to bribe theymos to end a ban.
You create an alt who's a bitch, crying like a baby during your ban as a way to interact with your friends.
You know the two words that follow: From the Desk of ...
You hate and love Mt Gox at the same time.
You've seen Genjix in a dress in RL.
You believe that Zhou Tong is real.
You memorized the Genesis Block address.
You have butterflies in your belfry and bats in your lab.
The color orange no longer bothers you.
Unremorsefully is part of your vocabulary.
You viewed the After Christmas Christmas Special--TWICE!
You have the image saved on your computer of Rassah's coffee table.
You know who Pinkie Pie was.
You've been banned two times or more for posting off-topic.
You try to bribe theymos to end a ban.
You create an alt who's a bitch, crying like a baby during your ban as a way to interact with your friends.
You know the two words that follow: From the Desk of ...
You hate and love Mt Gox at the same time.
You've seen Genjix in a dress in RL.
You believe that Zhou Tong is real.
You know Phinnaeus Gage has a black belt in google fu.
20. You loose your job because you spend all your time on bitcointalk.org
21. Your spouse divorces you because you lost your job because you spend all your time on bitcointalk.org
22. You loose you house because of either or both of the above
23. Even though you're now homeless, none of the above bothers you because you know that the thumb drive in the pocket of your only pair of pants contains a wallet file with 10 BTC in it and this will "soon" make you as wealthy as Bill Gates.
(Great thread BTW!)
21. Your spouse divorces you because you lost your job because you spend all your time on bitcointalk.org
22. You loose you house because of either or both of the above
23. Even though you're now homeless, none of the above bothers you because you know that the thumb drive in the pocket of your only pair of pants contains a wallet file with 10 BTC in it and this will "soon" make you as wealthy as Bill Gates.
(Great thread BTW!)
you joined bitcointalk.org and mine 24/7
Have about 20 bookmarks to bitcoin sites
Have about 20 bookmarks to bitcoin sites
you jump on any half-promising alt-chain in hope to become a rich early adopter
you joined bitcointalk.org and mine 24/7
Have about 20 bookmarks to bitcoin sites
Have about 20 bookmarks to bitcoin sites
You know who Bruce Wagner is.
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Fuuuuuuu..... I know every single one of those things. I think I've been spending way too much time on here
Ditto.... I need out...
You finally had enough and tell the community you're done, then post ten minutes later why you're still leaving and replying to other posters who gave you grief why you're still posting.
You know all the names of bitcoiners who've done the above.
You've done the above, but blamed it on your meds.
You know who Bruce Wagner is.
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Fuuuuuuu..... I know every single one of those things. I think I've been spending way too much time on here
Ditto.... I need out...
The most effective marketing method for us is to simply ask merchants to accept bitcoins once you buy something from them. Always ask. This will add up eventually.
It's probably true: however, I'm usually in a rush to get out of the store and such an inquiry might backfire in that regard
.A cool infografix-style flyer (kinda like the first pages of bitcoinmagazine issues #2 and #3) that explains bitcoin for dummies might be valuable.
- You get banned from other internet forums for constantly talking about bitcoin.
This has happened to me. Multiple times. Although it's more because I've advertised my own site too much, not simply because I talk about Bitcoin.
Great thread in general, most of the points in the OP apply to me and many of the newer ones as well.
The most effective marketing method for us is to simply ask merchants to accept bitcoins once you buy something from them. Always ask. This will add up eventually.
- You email random people on the net, asking if they accept bitcoin payments.
- You get banned from other internet forums for constantly talking about bitcoin.
- You meet up with strangers in McDonalds and sell them bitcoins for cash.
- You get banned from other internet forums for constantly talking about bitcoin.
- You meet up with strangers in McDonalds and sell them bitcoins for cash.
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