Topic: You really are a TRUE bitcoiner when... - page 2. (Read 7629 times)
...after months pasted of being zhou tonged, you no longer feel the arrow in the knee.
when you're nowhere near a computer but suddenly feel a disturbance in the Gox 
I have had this happen to me multiple times lol
Just updated the original thread.
You take codeine to spend less time away from your charts on the toilet.
You read some ECB analysis document as if it were your favorite mystery novel
You read Discipline by Paco Ahlgren at an average pace of one page a day.
Uh? It took me 2 days.
Now my contribution to this thread: You buy Discipline by Paco Ahlgren using an Amazon gift card you bought on bitcointalk with bitcoins :-)
You think that 1 BTC = USD 50,000 is a pessimistic scenario.
...you're able to put a together a team--one French banker (not named Baker), a photographer, an ex-felon, a foundation guy, a pastel artist living with an urban chicken farmer/photographer, a data center guy who operates a mining pool who happens to live and work near the epicenter of the endeavor, and a Walmart greeter doing assembly, possibly soon operating a piece of equipment purchased off eBay--to produce, in house, the next generation Bitcoin mining equipment, amassing $9M USD in pre-orders, to date, as their noble contribution to the Bitcoin community.
That's the epitome of being a TRUE bitcoiner.
Unless you count those who've pre-ordered said product from the team consisting of one French banker (not named Baker)...
That's the epitome of being a TRUE bitcoiner.
Unless you count those who've pre-ordered said product from the team consisting of one French banker (not named Baker)...
nice one too
Every time you log on your PC to do REAL work you spend some valuable and inexistant spare time to check, the forum, and order books.
Instead of buying a new car, you buy bitcoins and/or mining equipment.
+1 You bought bitcoins in an exchange while driving.
Shit shit shit, I did it!!!!
You read some ECB analysis document as if it were your favorite mystery novel
You read Discipline by Paco Ahlgren at an average pace of one page a day.
You read some ECB analysis document as if it were your favorite mystery novel
...you're able to put a together a team--one French banker (not named Baker), a photographer, an ex-felon, a foundation guy, a pastel artist living with an urban chicken farmer/photographer, a data center guy who operates a mining pool who happens to live and work near the epicenter of the endeavor, and a Walmart greeter doing assembly, possibly soon operating a piece of equipment purchased off eBay--to produce, in house, the next generation Bitcoin mining equipment, amassing $9M USD in pre-orders, to date, as their noble contribution to the Bitcoin community.
You forgot about the part where they never deliver and run off with everyone's cash. Because bitcoin.
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when you're nowhere near a computer but suddenly feel a disturbance in the Gox
Nice..."may Satoshi be with you" my friend...
...you're able to put together a Dream Team--one French banker (not named Baker), a photographer, an ex-felon, a foundation guy, a pastel artist living with an urban chicken farmer/photographer, a data center guy who operates a mining pool who happens to live and work near the epicenter of the endeavor, and a Walmart greeter doing assembly, possibly soon operating a piece of equipment purchased off eBay--to produce, in house, the next generation Bitcoin mining equipment, amassing $9M $10M USD in pre-orders, to date, as their noble contribution to the Bitcoin community, (EDIT-->) causing Pirate to lose sleep due to not thinking of this first, thus only profiting <1/18th <1/20th of said potential loot before migrating to Mexico along with the monarchs for a well-deserved permanent holiday en un rancho de cabra.
That's the epitome of being a TRUE bitcoiner.
Unless you count those who've pre-ordered said product from the Dream Team consisting of one French banker (not named Baker)...
That's the epitome of being a TRUE bitcoiner.
Unless you count those who've pre-ordered said product from the Dream Team consisting of one French banker (not named Baker)...
That when something like this: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/msi-motherboard-sets-fire-pictures-inside-121147
happens it's no big deal
happens it's no big deal
You bought bitcoins in an exchange while driving.
Help me build up this list... (for speculators and global bitcoiners)
...If u seriously planned which Maybach model u would buy for 20 BTC in a couple of years.
I think Im going with the Landaulet..
if no girl can sleep at your place because it's to noisy and hot there
if you need to use earplugs (orpax) to get a decent night of sleep (i actually have to to this!
)
if you need to use earplugs (orpax) to get a decent night of sleep (i actually have to to this!
)What's a girl?
Seriously though, invest in good quality coolers like Shaman for GPUs, and you won't hear a thing. Of course, once you're filthy rich from all that mining, you'll have a hard time keeping all the girls out, so it may be a good idea to get the noise levels back up.
Back on topic: you know you're a true Bitcoiner when you learn Verilog just so you could develop FPGA miners.
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You've memorized all of Atlas's alts...
what does "alts" mean? thanks.
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