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Topic: Zombies apocalypse is coming . (Read 4000 times)

legendary
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April 26, 2015, 08:03:34 AM
#72
I'll get close an M60 and some grenades if i see any zombie, will be like those of the decade of the 80th as the World War Z? Grin.
hero member
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April 24, 2015, 01:45:19 PM
#71
Somehow, Arnold Schwarzenegger Fighting Zombies In Maggie Is Underwhelming

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as Wade, a father on the hunt for his missing daughter who went missing during the zombie apocalypse. He finds Maggie (Little Miss Sunshine's Abigail Breslin) amidst the declining civilization, only to learn that she’s been bitten.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Somehow-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Fighting-Zombies-Maggie-Underwhelming-71064.html

[[[Yawn.]]]



sr. member
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April 24, 2015, 02:06:34 AM
#70
I think this topic doesn't receive the attention it should.

The danger is real, the danger is here! Don't get caught with your pants down!
legendary
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April 06, 2015, 11:48:06 PM
#69
Eh.  Doesn't happen all that often, and reasonably easily contained at least the last couple of times. Nothing you all need to worry about.
legendary
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April 06, 2015, 06:18:12 AM
#68
Well, if the zombies are coming, then they'll need to grab supplies. Where? From the monstore! If you think there's no such thing, then you've lost your brains! Tongue

Edit: Well we also need to grab supplies too. It's a no brainer!
legendary
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April 06, 2015, 02:39:09 AM
#67


So how many guys are ready ?



That depends if zombies take bitcoin? perhaps they eat brain wallets?.... im here all week.
hero member
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April 04, 2015, 10:13:47 PM
#66
People should start enrolling to zombie training course Smiley
Build your own bunker and buy lots of food.
newbie
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April 04, 2015, 07:56:45 PM
#65
Zombies Can't File Tax Court Petitions

Even people who believe that some people have risen from the dead (We are having a holiday about that this week), tend not to believe that it happens all that often.  This probably accounts for Professor Adam Chodrow’s alarm that our legal and tax systems are ill-prepared for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.  Somebody dies, rises as a zombie and does stuff and then there is a cure found.  Is the stuff they did as a zombie, you know, stuff they did?... et cetera

http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterjreilly/2015/04/01/zombies-cant-file-tax-court-petitions/


Is a zombie's death certificate still valid if they have risen from the dead?
hero member
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April 03, 2015, 04:25:19 AM
#64
I am ready Grin
sr. member
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April 03, 2015, 03:11:13 AM
#63
Haha way to ruin his dreams of a zombie apocalypse Cheesy
The dead meat point is important, they would eat eachother after all they are made of meat so after the first day there would be like 1% of the zombies left able to move and they would be taken out quickly.

I think you need to brush up on your zombie knowledge. Zombies only eat non-infected/alive meat and thus don't eat each other. They are dead, remember?

Be informed, be prepared, be a survivor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

(Hilarious book I highly suggest it!)

 Grin
hero member
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April 02, 2015, 10:36:43 PM
#62
Zombies Can't File Tax Court Petitions

Even people who believe that some people have risen from the dead (We are having a holiday about that this week), tend not to believe that it happens all that often.  This probably accounts for Professor Adam Chodrow’s alarm that our legal and tax systems are ill-prepared for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.  Somebody dies, rises as a zombie and does stuff and then there is a cure found.  Is the stuff they did as a zombie, you know, stuff they did?... et cetera

http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterjreilly/2015/04/01/zombies-cant-file-tax-court-petitions/
sr. member
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April 02, 2015, 07:09:43 PM
#61
When it comes to Zombie apocalyspe, you need to make sacrifices.  Cheesy
newbie
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April 01, 2015, 02:27:39 PM
#60
We have all seen the walking dead. The zombie apocalypse will be exciting at first when the zombies are the problem, but then it gets boring when the only big problems are people screwing each other over a hundred times.
sr. member
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March 28, 2015, 03:18:15 PM
#59
It's already here.  It's called lower and lower wages for longer and longer work hours.  Sleepy drivers killing more than ever.  We see and interact with zombies every day.

it's worst, they sold their souls, for fame, profits, sex, leisure... what ever you want. No One forced them, the so called "evil" didn't trick them. They have themselves sold themselves to nothing. there are 2 slaves, one is the superviser of the others, the first one call himself ceo the second employee... remember you don't ctrl+p, ie your purchasing power can be crushed at will... and so make you poor (and if your daughter is of interest for one of the master of ctrl+p), cry. or serve the country like the idiots of the usmiic do.

Once again, a very good elaboration and I wholeheartedly agree.  Money like sleep is a scarce resource wish I could ctrl+p some ZZZZzzZZZZzZzzzzzzZZZZzzzz's whenever I wanted... it would be almost as good as ctrl+P the treasury!

Its psychopathic swindle, while governments claim to be protecting workers from exploitation they are in fact embracing them only to bury a knife of dependency into their backs, thus crippling them to being their slaves.

Instead of a free market deterring our value of contribution to society it is aggregated and imposed on us.

Claiming to have society’s best interests by implementing and raising min wages, while printing money; is giving with one hand while taking away with the other.

Furthermore because it done by imposing the allocation of resources due to political forces rather then a free market, it is doomed to fail.

So they limit the min wage, they impose the hours and wages YAY! then they destroy the currency and you have to take on another job (if you can find one) and you work longer and harder to try maintain your standard of living. So what did we gain? Nothing they just get to pretend they saving us, those that get squeezed out become their cripples.
hero member
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March 28, 2015, 03:05:03 PM
#58
Haha way to ruin his dreams of a zombie apocalypse Cheesy
The dead meat point is important, they would eat eachother after all they are made of meat so after the first day there would be like 1% of the zombies left able to move and they would be taken out quickly.
hero member
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https://youtu.be/PZm8TTLR2NU
hero member
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March 28, 2015, 01:41:19 PM
#56
Yeah I'd say the chances for this happening is around 0.0001% - more likely they spray some agent orange similar on us.

But a funny side note is that terminator kinda was right, the technology is enslaving us and AI is getting stronger I would find a research on that more interesting Smiley
full member
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March 28, 2015, 01:17:27 PM
#55
Zombies will block off all access points into the country and have failsafes for apocalypse situations. Sure they do.
hero member
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March 27, 2015, 03:48:22 PM
#54
that would have been a good reason for all the countries to unite Tongue
sr. member
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March 03, 2015, 09:15:33 PM
#53


Sounds like isis maniacs are good candidates for being the zombies right now.




Zombies are more well mannered and reasonable than these barbaric nutjobs.

They just stroll along minding their own unless you cross them, them isis though chop you up and feed it to you for just believing in a fairy tale that they do not  Huh
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