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Topic: Zoographical list of troll types. (Read 4237 times)

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Put your trust in MATH.
April 16, 2014, 09:05:16 AM
#23
Lolz! This is hillarious!

I'd just like to add that the word troll has morphed a bit from its original meaning. Apparently, it is now acceptable to call pretty much anyone who tells a lie, attempts to mislead or do anything of discord a troll. I'm a bit more old school, trolling is the process by which a prank is orchestrated by means of luring in your victim with a "bait" to then play out your prank for desired humorous effect.
just my two trl's

Troll who digs up old threads troll?
legendary
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April 16, 2014, 07:08:58 AM
#22
Lolz! This is hillarious!

I'd just like to add that the word troll has morphed a bit from its original meaning. Apparently, it is now acceptable to call pretty much anyone who tells a lie, attempts to mislead or do anything of discord a troll. I'm a bit more old school, trolling is the process by which a prank is orchestrated by means of luring in your victim with a "bait" to then play out your prank for desired humorous effect.
just my two trl's
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
July 08, 2011, 09:56:54 PM
#21
I'm laughing out loud here, great and fairly complete analysis of the weird animals we have here in the community zoo Smiley

I can't have sex with a Bitcoin so Bitcoin is useless
A related one is "there are not enough women on the bitcoin forums so bitcoin will never be adopted!".


I thought forums were for men while Facebook is for women, and Twitter is where they meet up (meetup--I had to add both keywords so that I can be on the first page of Google) to listen to music on MySpace together.

Night all. Proof I'm getting tired: I saw this headline on Google News and clicked on it because I thought it was about... You'll understand when you see the headline: Bunions: When Do They Become Something To Worry About? (I swear to the great Bitcoin Miner in the Sky that I didn't see the word "Bunions"--I read it as Bitcoins).

Here's the link if any forum members have bunions or are planning on buying some with their Bitcoins: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/neal-m-blitz/bunion-symptoms_b_889357.html
newbie
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July 08, 2011, 09:32:33 PM
#20
I cant believe this one was overlooked!

ROI Troll
I can't spend x dollars on a video card and make x*2 dollars back in 24 hours so mining is pointless.
jr. member
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July 08, 2011, 08:39:52 PM
#19
Journo troll: writes hit piece from premade conlusion and headline to make Bitcoin look bad (not posting on this forum though)
sr. member
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Merit: 250
July 08, 2011, 08:30:13 PM
#18
You forgot the Paranoid/Conspiracy Troll
-Never believes any proof put forth, Always believes they have the correct answer no matter how wild the claim.
-Anytime a pool or market goes down for the slightest bit of time it MUST be due to a Government Agency making a move on it
legendary
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July 08, 2011, 08:24:53 PM
#17
Security Troll: (addition)

The "I knew I had a virus on my machine but my wallet got stolen, wah, wah, waaaaaah" troll. Very closely related to the "Hey guys, I lost an (unprovable amount, just points to the blockchain) and I should get donations to get it back" troll.

It amuses me that they think we can't see through their hucksterism.
sr. member
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July 08, 2011, 08:20:51 PM
#16
I was reading the comments on the weusecoins youtube video yesterday.  A lot of people were like "I have a 200 IQ, and I can tell you for certain that bitcoin will never work."
What kind of troll would that be?

The ever dangerous Arrogant/Stupid Troll Hybrid.
sr. member
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July 08, 2011, 08:19:40 PM
#15
Can I use this as a reference guide for moderating the forum? Grin Grin Grin

At the least I'm going to bookmark it and start classifying also.

Pure economics is boring. This would add a whole new sociology dynamic to the forums. We need a forum mod to rate the troll level and specificity of posts.
hero member
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July 08, 2011, 08:06:45 PM
#14
Can I use this as a reference guide for moderating the forum? Grin Grin Grin
jr. member
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July 08, 2011, 08:04:19 PM
#13
Oh, and the obligatory rick roll troll, of course.

Not to mention the bump troll, teehee.
jr. member
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July 08, 2011, 08:02:58 PM
#12
Guess how popular this is going to be Smiley You forgot:

trader troll: it's only going up up up baby! BUY BUY BUY (so I can make my cash out target)
statistics troll: technical analysis of this tea leaf pattern predicts it's going up/down/sideways/nuclear!
miner troll: another 400 gamers stopped playing Farmville, and everybody knows price follows difficulty!
early adopter troll: we are the new elite my friends, I predict BTC to go to $10,000 by next week!
hero member
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Always verify deals with me through my public key!
July 08, 2011, 05:15:56 PM
#11
The Forum has become a menagerie.


Market timing trolls:

market's up troll: Don't buy because the price is too high
market's down troll: Don't buy because it's going even lower
market's sideways troll: stagnation is prelude to a crash
market's crashing troll: don't buy because it's going to zero
market's rocketing up troll : BUBBLE!!!


That's me alright! :p
full member
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Merit: 100
July 08, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
#10
I can't have sex with a Bitcoin so Bitcoin is useless

This is actually a very easy design flaw to fix, cut a hole in your bitcoin, add a little lubricant...
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No Maps for These Territories
July 08, 2011, 05:12:21 PM
#9
I'm laughing out loud here, great and fairly complete analysis of the weird animals we have here in the community zoo Smiley

I can't have sex with a Bitcoin so Bitcoin is useless
A related one is "there are not enough women on the bitcoin forums so bitcoin will never be adopted!".
legendary
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Merit: 1006
July 08, 2011, 05:07:00 PM
#8
How about:

TROLL THAT ANNOUNCES INSIDE KNOWLEDGE (BUT CAN"T NAME SPECIFICS) OF IMPENDING DOOM THAT WILL KILL BITCOIN DEADER THAN DOORNAIL.

IN ALL CAPS.
legendary
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Merit: 1004
July 08, 2011, 04:20:07 PM
#7
I was reading the comments on the weusecoins youtube video yesterday.  A lot of people were like "I have a 200 IQ, and I can tell you for certain that bitcoin will never work."
What kind of troll would that be?

They are lying about their IQ.   Smiley
kjj
legendary
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July 08, 2011, 04:15:21 PM
#6
How about the I have 5 posts and I'm the first person to notice that all of you are wrong about design decision X troll?

Or the No one will ever accept deflation (because I got here too late to get a pile of coins when it was still easy) troll.  But this is really one type of known troll in disguise as a different type.
full member
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Shamantastic!
July 08, 2011, 04:12:25 PM
#5
You forgot Dragons and Uruk-hai, paid professionals that target Bitcoin forums during times of duress.
Dragons have superior intellect training par excellence to guide trolling masses towards legitimate threads and long-time posters with the sole aim of distracting from proper posting. Uruk-hai are infiltrators that lay dormant until the dragons attack and do pile-ons and violent responses with endless thread production and support gibberish for dragon threads.
Or I could be completely wrong. Undecided

http://slightlyoffended.blogspot.com/
full member
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July 08, 2011, 04:02:39 PM
#4
I-left-my-argument-in-my-other-pair-of-pants troll:"You are wrong.  I wont' tell you why unless you read X books and/or watch Y videos."
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