Run Before You Walk Troll:
I can't fill my car with gasoline so Bitcoin is useless
I can't buy tampons at Walmart so Bitcoin is useless
I'm not able to pay rent so Bitcoin is useless
I can't have sex with a Bitcoin so Bitcoin is useless
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I was reading the comments on the weusecoins youtube video yesterday. A lot of people were like "I have a 200 IQ, and I can tell you for certain that bitcoin will never work."
What kind of troll would that be?
What kind of troll would that be?
The Forum has become a menagerie.
Market timing trolls:
market's up troll: Don't buy because the price is too high
market's down troll: Don't buy because it's going even lower
market's sideways troll: stagnation is prelude to a crash
market's crashing troll: don't buy because it's going to zero
market's rocketing up troll : BUBBLE!!!
equivocating troll:
an exchange vulnerability is the same thing as a block chain vulnerability
bitcoin is the same as eGold or Beenz
bitcoin is the same as IMF SDR
bitcoin is the same as PayPal/Dwolla/Liberty Reserve
bitcoin is the same as national fiat currency
bitcoin is the same as a pyramid/ponzi scheme
Security troll:
exchange operators never learn anything. You can never trust a site again after it's been hacked.
software never gets more secure when updated
somebody might someday build a super quantum computer capable of breaking the encryption algorithm and Bitcoin is the first place they'll strike.
Econogeek troll:
Bitcoin is doomed to fail because it violates the known principles of
-neoclassical economics
-Keynesian economics
-Marxist economics
-Monetarist economics
-Austrian economics
Popularity contest troll:
Over 6.5 BILLION people don't use Bitcoin. They must know something we don't.
Armchair lawyer troll:
There are no laws explicitly permitting the use of Bitcoin, therefor it is illegal, soon to become even more illegal.
Moralizing troll:
like everything else that can possibly be used to do bad things, Bitcoin should be banned.
Stupid troll:
I don't understand it, therefor it's too complicated and will never work
Smart troll:
It's too simple, therefor it will never work
Achilles Heel Trolls:
-it is too dependent on one dominant exchange and one group of developers
-it's too decentralized
-it's too volatile
-speculators make unearned profits when they reduce volatility
-early adopters make all the big profits
-I don't want to adopt until it's proven to work
Add to the list!
Market timing trolls:
market's up troll: Don't buy because the price is too high
market's down troll: Don't buy because it's going even lower
market's sideways troll: stagnation is prelude to a crash
market's crashing troll: don't buy because it's going to zero
market's rocketing up troll : BUBBLE!!!
equivocating troll:
an exchange vulnerability is the same thing as a block chain vulnerability
bitcoin is the same as eGold or Beenz
bitcoin is the same as IMF SDR
bitcoin is the same as PayPal/Dwolla/Liberty Reserve
bitcoin is the same as national fiat currency
bitcoin is the same as a pyramid/ponzi scheme
Security troll:
exchange operators never learn anything. You can never trust a site again after it's been hacked.
software never gets more secure when updated
somebody might someday build a super quantum computer capable of breaking the encryption algorithm and Bitcoin is the first place they'll strike.
Econogeek troll:
Bitcoin is doomed to fail because it violates the known principles of
-neoclassical economics
-Keynesian economics
-Marxist economics
-Monetarist economics
-Austrian economics
Popularity contest troll:
Over 6.5 BILLION people don't use Bitcoin. They must know something we don't.
Armchair lawyer troll:
There are no laws explicitly permitting the use of Bitcoin, therefor it is illegal, soon to become even more illegal.
Moralizing troll:
like everything else that can possibly be used to do bad things, Bitcoin should be banned.
Stupid troll:
I don't understand it, therefor it's too complicated and will never work
Smart troll:
It's too simple, therefor it will never work
Achilles Heel Trolls:
-it is too dependent on one dominant exchange and one group of developers
-it's too decentralized
-it's too volatile
-speculators make unearned profits when they reduce volatility
-early adopters make all the big profits
-I don't want to adopt until it's proven to work
Add to the list!
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