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The overconfident lion tamer was consumed by his own pride
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n/a | deisik | September 03, 2021, 11:30:13 AM |
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That submarine is long, hard, and full of sea men
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n/a | deisik | August 29, 2021, 10:27:10 AM |
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Boomerangs are making a comeback
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n/a | deisik | August 28, 2021, 12:10:22 PM |
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I was promised dough, but all I got was some lousy green paper
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n/a | deisik | August 26, 2021, 01:01:33 PM |
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I got a new remote last week and let me tell you, this thing changes everything
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n/a | deisik | July 28, 2023, 07:13:21 AM |
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My teacher asked me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch
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n/a | deisik | August 22, 2021, 02:04:39 PM |
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Dyslexics of the world, untie!
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n/a | deisik | August 19, 2021, 12:37:34 PM |
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If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door is always open
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n/a | deisik | August 17, 2021, 01:42:17 PM |
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My neighbor keeps fighting pigeons but pigeons always win
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n/a | deisik | August 16, 2021, 09:28:58 AM |
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My girlfriend just bought herself a pet duck, and I was shocked when I saw the b…
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n/a | deisik | August 13, 2021, 03:02:43 AM |
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The main difference between a snowman and a snowoman is snowballs
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n/a | deisik | August 11, 2021, 09:45:17 AM |
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One night I stayed drunk for a whole week
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n/a | deisik | August 10, 2021, 07:13:00 AM |
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who d…
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n/a | deisik | August 07, 2021, 10:55:12 AM |
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My wife dresses to kill – and she cooks the same way
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n/a | deisik | August 06, 2021, 11:04:09 AM |
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The head nurse is the one with the dirty knees
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n/a | deisik | August 05, 2021, 06:37:30 AM |
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I'm dying to find out how I look as a brunette
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n/a | deisik | August 04, 2021, 12:31:03 PM |
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Don't wait – procrastinate NOW! If you have something to do and you put it off f…
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n/a | deisik | August 03, 2021, 11:43:53 AM |
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Don't wait – procrastinate NOW!
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n/a | deisik | August 02, 2021, 06:24:52 AM |
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Whenever I get undressed in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on!
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n/a | deisik | July 31, 2021, 08:58:20 AM |
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They say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday
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n/a | deisik | July 30, 2021, 12:22:07 PM |
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough pe…
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n/a | deisik | July 29, 2021, 05:22:25 AM |
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Relationship status: table for one but drinks for two
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n/a | deisik | July 28, 2021, 07:13:59 AM |
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The most dangerous room in the house depends on where your wife is at the moment…
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n/a | deisik | July 27, 2021, 05:10:12 AM |
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Women should not have kids after 40 because 40 is more than enough
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n/a | deisik | July 25, 2021, 03:25:53 AM |
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I’m a professional housekeeper – every time I get a divorce, I keep the house!
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n/a | deisik | July 24, 2021, 04:56:25 AM |
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I didn’t want to buy anything that was going to suck, so I bought a broom and a…
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n/a | deisik | July 22, 2021, 11:46:31 AM |
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Police say they are looking for a man, six feet, who has stolen three pairs of s…
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n/a | deisik | July 20, 2021, 03:43:11 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
I recently decided to learn sign language and asked the librarian if she had any…
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n/a | deisik | July 19, 2021, 03:24:09 PM |
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We couldn't decide to have grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we just lef…
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n/a | deisik | July 17, 2021, 08:06:22 AM |
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A buttload of faulty tampons for sale – no strings attached!
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n/a | deisik | July 15, 2021, 12:45:24 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
The Big Rip theory says the universe is going to end up in tears
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n/a | deisik | July 14, 2021, 01:24:54 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
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n/a | deisik | July 13, 2021, 12:33:23 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
My nephew got caught eating electrical cords, so my sister grounded him until he…
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n/a | deisik | July 12, 2021, 10:26:26 AM |
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Got pretty drunk last night and took a bus home. Not a big deal, but I had never…
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n/a | deisik | July 10, 2021, 03:55:04 AM |
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Blessed are those who sit on pin, for they shall rise again
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n/a | deisik | July 08, 2021, 01:12:36 PM |
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I had a great joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line
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n/a | deisik | July 05, 2021, 03:42:14 PM |
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If the heavyweight championship is undisputed, then what's all the fighting abou…
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n/a | deisik | July 04, 2021, 01:36:15 PM |
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It’s hard to look good without glasses
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n/a | deisik | July 03, 2021, 10:57:07 AM |
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I never knew I had so many faults until I got married
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n/a | deisik | July 01, 2021, 07:39:03 AM |
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Robots don't have brothers, they only have transisters
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n/a | deisik | June 28, 2021, 09:46:41 AM |
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A crypto market crash is worse than a divorce... You lose half your money and yo…
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n/a | deisik | June 24, 2021, 04:24:03 AM |
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Preemptive recursion is the way of the way
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n/a | deisik | June 21, 2021, 11:52:21 AM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
Attractive nurses never get accurate pulse readings from their patients
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n/a | deisik | June 18, 2021, 11:37:22 AM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
My girlfriend said I have no sense of direction so I packed my bags and right
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n/a | deisik | June 11, 2021, 02:03:39 PM |
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Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistakeSwimming with dolphins is exp…
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n/a | deisik | June 08, 2021, 04:49:26 AM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
Silence is golden... Duct tape is silver!
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n/a | deisik | June 04, 2021, 02:13:58 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake
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n/a | deisik | May 31, 2021, 04:54:17 AM |
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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit... Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit sa…
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n/a | deisik | May 26, 2021, 09:59:15 AM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust
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n/a | deisik | May 23, 2021, 10:51:49 AM |
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Invention of the wheel is what got society rolling On the other hand, the shovel…
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n/a | deisik | May 21, 2021, 10:22:51 AM |
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Invention of the wheel is what got society rolling
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n/a | deisik | May 20, 2021, 01:21:20 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
I was delighted when someone stole my flashlightWatching the sunrise really brig…
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n/a | deisik | May 18, 2021, 04:01:47 AM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
Man who won a lottery says it was "wife changing"
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n/a | deisik | May 15, 2021, 04:37:20 AM |
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If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut
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n/a | deisik | July 25, 2023, 10:21:33 AM |
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Illiterate? Write here for help!
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n/a | deisik | May 01, 2021, 10:28:41 AM |
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Captain asked me to fill all the holes in the ship but then slugged me when I go…
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n/a | deisik | May 11, 2021, 06:34:13 AM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
The grenade store was so quiet you could hear a pin drop
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n/a | deisik | April 27, 2021, 08:36:03 AM |
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Sometimes I snore so loudly it scares everyone in the car I’m driving
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n/a | deisik | April 23, 2021, 06:15:01 AM |
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It doesn't matter who is right in war. What matters is who is left
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n/a | deisik | April 20, 2021, 03:08:13 AM |
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I can't count how many times I failed a math test
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n/a | deisik | April 15, 2021, 07:15:09 AM |
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My uncle got vaccinated, so the only thing stopping him from seeing his nephews…
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n/a | deisik | April 09, 2021, 03:52:18 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
Pressing F5 is so refreshing!
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n/a | deisik | April 01, 2021, 08:16:31 AM |
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Buy one at the price of two and get one for free
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n/a | deisik | March 27, 2021, 10:44:23 AM |
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Be nice to folks on the way up because you’ll meet them on the way down
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n/a | deisik | March 23, 2021, 08:37:25 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
I was delighted when someone stole my flashlight
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n/a | deisik | March 17, 2021, 01:12:03 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
Pickpocketing is mostly crowdfunded
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n/a | deisik | March 10, 2021, 01:51:49 PM |
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My earliest memory is going to a party with my dad and going home with my mom
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n/a | deisik | March 06, 2021, 01:29:59 PM |
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Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon, to spend more time with his money
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n/a | deisik | March 03, 2021, 11:54:16 AM |
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A lot of meat on those alligators. I hear they are good eatingBon appétit!
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n/a | deisik | March 01, 2021, 01:10:08 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
It's not the allegations that I have a problem with - it's the allegator
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n/a | deisik | March 01, 2021, 09:43:33 AM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
Coffee really is not my cup of tea
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n/a | deisik | February 23, 2021, 12:25:56 PM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
To cut a long story short, once upon a time
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n/a | deisik | February 18, 2021, 01:39:53 PM |
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The writing on the wall was blurry, so I couldn’t read the room
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n/a | deisik | February 12, 2021, 10:31:39 AM |
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I used to think I'd never become a ninja but now I'm shuriken
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n/a | deisik | February 10, 2021, 11:18:55 AM |
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I finally fixed the hole in my sock, but now I can't get my foot into it
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n/a | deisik | February 07, 2021, 06:57:55 AM |
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Say what you like about coin collecting, but it's the only hobby where you end u…
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n/a | deisik | February 02, 2021, 08:49:48 AM |
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Pulling out is a miss conception
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n/a | deisik | January 26, 2021, 04:14:37 PM |
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The number of people older than you is steadily decreasing
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n/a | deisik | January 23, 2021, 07:06:56 AM |
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The hardest thing about learning to ride a bike is the pavement
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n/a | deisik | January 19, 2021, 11:18:39 AM |
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The tip of the iceberg was enough to sink Titanic
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n/a | deisik | January 16, 2021, 06:14:08 AM |
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A new year feels like a clean slate, but it also brings the second half of the a…
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n/a | deisik | January 13, 2021, 12:33:57 PM |
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Doctor got arrested for checking the purse of his patient
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n/a | deisik | January 11, 2021, 05:15:07 PM |
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I asked the librarian if she had a book on Schrödinger's cat. She wasn’t sure if…
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n/a | deisik | January 10, 2021, 02:18:38 PM |
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Mexico has now decided they will pay for the wall and Canada wants one too
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n/a | deisik | January 08, 2021, 01:26:21 PM |
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Milk is good, but it could be butter
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n/a | deisik | January 07, 2021, 11:24:39 AM |
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I don’t go to church much, but I drink religiously
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n/a | deisik | January 05, 2021, 09:22:43 AM |
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I'm here because I'm not all there
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n/a | deisik | December 30, 2020, 02:16:41 PM |
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I pick my clothes, but the government picks my pockets
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n/a | deisik | December 29, 2020, 01:39:13 PM |
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People are more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass women…
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n/a | deisik | December 27, 2020, 07:07:42 AM |
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My girlfriend told me her arms and legs were tired from using the broom all day.…
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n/a | deisik | December 25, 2020, 05:29:17 AM |
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The Pun & Fun Thread Off-topic
Was driving and ran into my ex yesterday, then reversed and did it again
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n/a | deisik | July 22, 2023, 07:21:33 AM |
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For everything that sucks there's something that blows
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n/a | deisik | December 23, 2020, 10:57:53 AM |
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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock
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n/a | deisik | December 21, 2020, 02:47:39 PM |
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There is no place like 127.0.0.1
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n/a | deisik | December 20, 2020, 11:08:33 AM |
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The pub is ten minutes from my house... However, my house is two hours from the…
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n/a | deisik | December 18, 2020, 12:09:21 PM |
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Shouldn't tank tops offer more protection?
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n/a | deisik | December 16, 2020, 12:01:52 PM |
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A new Hide & Seek world champion was officially declared MIA
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n/a | deisik | December 15, 2020, 06:57:35 AM |
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Boobs are in everyone's breast interest
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n/a | deisik | December 14, 2020, 10:52:24 AM |
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Tampax is rolling out a tampon with tinsel attached for the Christmas period
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n/a | deisik | December 13, 2020, 05:22:26 AM |
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Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows
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n/a | deisik | December 11, 2020, 04:39:03 AM |
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