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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other
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n/a | deisik | December 09, 2020, 03:09:00 AM |
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I tried looking at life through the eyes of a child, but then the child wanted h…
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n/a | deisik | December 07, 2020, 01:06:16 PM |
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing and b…
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n/a | deisik | December 06, 2020, 06:57:53 AM |
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Just moved to Iraq and started a wrecker service, it's called camel tow
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n/a | deisik | December 04, 2020, 02:33:18 PM |
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For a limited time only, Walmart is giving away free stuff to anyone who can out…
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n/a | deisik | December 03, 2020, 11:06:45 AM |
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How do you make holy water? You take water and boil the hell out of it!
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n/a | deisik | December 02, 2020, 05:53:31 AM |
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There's a "lie" in believe
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n/a | deisik | November 26, 2020, 04:36:09 PM |
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An alarm clock going off is a time bomb
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n/a | deisik | November 25, 2020, 04:02:10 PM |
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Don’t get bitter, just get better
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n/a | deisik | November 24, 2020, 03:17:04 PM |
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Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid
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n/a | deisik | November 23, 2020, 01:07:28 PM |
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Keep calm and come first
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n/a | deisik | November 20, 2020, 02:13:57 PM |
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
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n/a | deisik | November 16, 2020, 03:23:34 PM |
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Best assassins make a killing
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n/a | deisik | November 15, 2020, 04:21:11 PM |
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Communism will never work - it has too many red flags
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n/a | deisik | November 13, 2020, 04:45:43 PM |
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic
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n/a | deisik | November 18, 2020, 04:57:06 PM |
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Say what you like about waitresses, but they bring a lot to the table
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n/a | deisik | November 12, 2020, 12:41:50 PM |
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Biden says Melania can stay in the House
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n/a | deisik | November 10, 2020, 02:38:28 PM |
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Donald Trump got the full 2020 experience... Covid & unemployment
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n/a | deisik | November 09, 2020, 01:09:09 PM |
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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are miss…
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n/a | deisik | November 08, 2020, 11:41:28 AM |
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America seems to be suffering from electile dysfunctionOn the other hand, who co…
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n/a | deisik | November 07, 2020, 04:31:33 PM |
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America seems to be suffering from electile dysfunction
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n/a | deisik | November 06, 2020, 11:52:33 AM |
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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit fucking finding me
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n/a | deisik | November 04, 2020, 01:54:47 PM |
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Fishing is a jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end of…
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n/a | deisik | November 03, 2020, 06:39:55 AM |
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A foolish man complains about a hole in his pocket, a wise man uses it to scratc…
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n/a | deisik | November 01, 2020, 10:17:43 AM |
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My desire to stay well informed is at odds with my desire to stay sane
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n/a | deisik | October 27, 2020, 03:46:08 PM |
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Anger management courses are all the rage now
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n/a | deisik | October 24, 2020, 03:39:45 PM |
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Sitting down goes against everything I stand for
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n/a | deisik | October 23, 2020, 12:15:33 PM |
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I'm not very good at push-ups or pull-ups, but when it comes to fuck-ups...
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n/a | deisik | October 30, 2020, 02:11:02 PM |
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I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes... It's only a draft at the mo…
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n/a | deisik | October 19, 2020, 03:05:28 PM |
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We used to have empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings... Now we have…
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n/a | deisik | October 18, 2020, 02:58:25 PM |
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Police were called to a daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest
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n/a | deisik | October 17, 2020, 05:19:23 AM |
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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run
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n/a | deisik | October 10, 2020, 02:17:30 PM |
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I dropped my phone in the bath. It's syncing now
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n/a | deisik | October 07, 2020, 04:38:43 PM |
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...You asked
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n/a | deisik | October 09, 2020, 12:58:18 PM |
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Everyone hates lazy people even though they haven't done anything
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n/a | deisik | October 06, 2020, 04:09:36 PM |
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Old relationships are a lot like algebra... You look at your x and wonder y
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n/a | deisik | October 05, 2020, 10:30:00 AM |
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Finally!!! Some POSITIVE news from the White House
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n/a | deisik | October 03, 2020, 03:53:56 PM |
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Tequila won't fix your life, but it's worth a shot
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n/a | deisik | October 01, 2020, 02:44:41 PM |
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I have a pet tree... It's like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter
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n/a | deisik | September 25, 2020, 06:08:27 AM |
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if you don't like how I drive, get off the sidewalk
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n/a | deisik | July 17, 2023, 05:44:59 AM |
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I tried cooking with wine for the first time yesterday... After 5 glasses I forg…
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n/a | deisik | September 26, 2020, 07:49:33 AM |
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I come from a family of magicians, and I have two half sisters
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n/a | deisik | September 23, 2020, 03:01:15 PM |
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My dog ate two Bibles last week... Holy shit
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n/a | deisik | September 22, 2020, 03:23:45 PM |
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My mailman has fallen into a coma... Letters pray
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n/a | deisik | September 20, 2020, 05:15:07 PM |
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I hosted a party for people who struggle to reach orgasm but nobody came
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n/a | deisik | September 17, 2020, 03:31:32 PM |
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I bought my girlfriend her first sex toy today – a bottle of aspirin
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n/a | deisik | July 16, 2023, 10:34:42 AM |
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Give me the keys and I will drive you crazy
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n/a | deisik | September 16, 2020, 01:54:13 PM |
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The only running I do is out of patience, fucks and money
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n/a | deisik | September 15, 2020, 02:53:49 PM |
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One of the two girls at work cast a spell on me, and I don't know which one is w…
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n/a | deisik | September 11, 2020, 09:42:57 AM |
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I hope the pubs open soon. I need to cut down on my drinking
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n/a | deisik | September 09, 2020, 02:58:32 PM |
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If your Tesla gets stolen, is it called an Edison now?
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n/a | deisik | September 08, 2020, 10:49:50 AM |
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Nostalgia is like grammar. We find the present tense and the past perfect Nostal…
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n/a | deisik | September 05, 2020, 09:17:34 AM |
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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor
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n/a | deisik | August 30, 2020, 01:32:51 PM |
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough
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n/a | deisik | August 28, 2020, 06:48:55 AM |
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– What does a house wear?– An address!!!
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n/a | deisik | August 16, 2020, 09:42:51 AM |
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A friend of mine fell into the pond while we were fishing, but I didn't let him…
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n/a | deisik | August 26, 2020, 04:34:07 PM |
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Nostalgia is like grammar. We find the present tense and the past perfect
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n/a | deisik | August 25, 2020, 10:27:34 AM |
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My girlfriend bought herself a smart car... It won't let her in
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n/a | deisik | August 22, 2020, 05:46:31 PM |
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Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyon…
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n/a | deisik | August 08, 2020, 05:34:50 AM |
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Because there are unexpected number of children waiting for himLet's hope they a…
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n/a | deisik | August 20, 2020, 04:32:54 PM |
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– Why is the CEO of Apple so rich?– Because he bears the fruit of success!
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n/a | deisik | August 18, 2020, 01:16:43 PM |
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There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
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n/a | deisik | August 14, 2020, 06:16:19 AM |
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I kissed her lips, she closed her legs, I broke my glasses
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n/a | deisik | August 13, 2020, 10:06:18 AM |
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My grandma at 85 years still doesn't use glasses. She drinks straight from the b…
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n/a | deisik | August 11, 2020, 06:44:33 AM |
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And do you know what I also hate? People answering their own questions!
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n/a | deisik | August 11, 2020, 04:43:32 AM |
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You can't expect a President who has slept with porn stars to care about infecti…
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n/a | deisik | August 05, 2020, 12:12:43 PM |
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I'm not saying that my girlfriend is stupid, but she thinks Iran is a new treadm…
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n/a | deisik | August 03, 2020, 02:56:31 PM |
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Here's champagne to our real friends, and real pain to our sham friends!
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n/a | deisik | August 01, 2020, 05:18:11 AM |
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When I was a child, I had trouble memorizing multiplication tables. Times were d…
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n/a | deisik | July 29, 2020, 09:17:22 AM |
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If you had to make a choice between World Peace or all of Bill Gates money, Ferr…
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n/a | deisik | July 28, 2020, 05:05:56 PM |
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When I was a child, I had trouble memorizing multiplication tables. Times were d…
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n/a | deisik | July 23, 2020, 03:42:53 PM |
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People learn from history... Which is why you should always delete it
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n/a | deisik | July 22, 2020, 03:20:38 PM |
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I bought a boat half price... It was on sail
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n/a | deisik | July 22, 2020, 04:10:03 AM |
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I had to take a second job working in the bakery. I knead dough
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n/a | deisik | July 20, 2020, 03:48:31 PM |
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When I was older, I used to love playing around with time machines
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n/a | deisik | July 19, 2020, 04:02:56 PM |
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It must suck to be a good vacuum cleaner
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n/a | deisik | July 16, 2020, 03:17:33 PM |
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Life is full of complications, even when you're born, there's a string attached
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n/a | deisik | July 13, 2020, 11:58:09 AM |
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Dear Autocorrect! No one uses the word "ducking", absolutely no one
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n/a | deisik | July 11, 2020, 01:57:41 PM |
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My great grandfather was on Titanic, and as far as I know, he still is
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n/a | deisik | July 10, 2020, 01:03:15 PM |
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I always knock on my refrigerator door before opening, just in case there's a sa…
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n/a | deisik | July 09, 2020, 03:05:25 PM |
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A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round
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n/a | deisik | July 08, 2020, 09:47:58 AM |
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Becoming a vegetarian was a big missed steak
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n/a | deisik | July 07, 2020, 09:02:11 AM |
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Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall... On the condition he gets…
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n/a | deisik | July 04, 2020, 05:02:38 AM |
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With great power comes great electricity bill I couldn't afford to pay my electr…
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n/a | deisik | July 02, 2020, 07:29:12 AM |
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There's a rumor about butter but I won't spread it
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n/a | deisik | June 29, 2020, 12:21:47 PM |
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God made the world, China made the rest
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n/a | deisik | June 28, 2020, 01:03:22 PM |
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With great power comes great electricity bill
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n/a | deisik | June 25, 2020, 10:27:49 AM |
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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weakd…
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n/a | deisik | June 23, 2020, 03:50:19 PM |
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I for one like Roman numerals
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n/a | deisik | June 20, 2020, 07:14:03 AM |
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I’m as single as a dollar, and I’m not looking for change
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n/a | deisik | June 18, 2020, 01:30:56 PM |
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My heart says yes, but my mom says no
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n/a | deisik | June 16, 2020, 12:07:31 PM |
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You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now
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n/a | deisik | June 15, 2020, 03:00:56 PM |
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The three unwritten rules of life
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n/a | deisik | June 13, 2020, 09:59:39 AM |
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The die is cast!
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n/a | deisik | June 04, 2020, 01:53:38 PM |
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The plural of spouse is spice
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n/a | deisik | June 02, 2020, 04:56:43 PM |
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Got an ice cream for my girlfriend. Best trade I ever made
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n/a | deisik | May 31, 2020, 01:01:09 PM |
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If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it
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n/a | deisik | May 29, 2020, 04:08:17 PM |
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A fiary
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n/a | deisik | May 27, 2020, 01:14:02 PM |
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Going viral ain't what it used to be
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n/a | deisik | May 26, 2020, 01:17:27 PM |
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I came into some money the other day, but the cash register was really sticky af…
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n/a | deisik | May 25, 2020, 03:23:54 PM |
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