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Topic: $1000 loan so I can challenge Randi - $500,000 return - page 5. (Read 7613 times)
you homeless yet dank ? and if so.. when does your mobile phone get shut off
best of luck with life and umm everything
best of luck with life and umm everything
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You talking about "With the power of soul, anything is possible" - Jimi Hendrix
Yeah, he was talking about anything, not some things.
Anything includes levitating and whatnot, doesn't it? Contradicting yourself, again. Yeah, he was talking about anything, not some things.
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I'm doing something for myself and I'm doing something for the world.
What are you all doing? Besides making money? Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?
Dank Bank failed. Dankcoin failed. What happened brah? Those charades were designed to make you money. They failed, so you have to keep coming up with more charades to try&scam more money.What are you all doing? Besides making money? Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?
I'm currently studying to become a productive member of the society. That's about 708346789234672479086x more than you've ever done&will ever do.
You aren't doing anything to make this world a better place. You can not do anything to make this world a better place. Your existence is about as significant as the shit that I took this morning.
You keep talking about this music festival, which will never happen, just like your hookah lounge.
This metaphysical mumbo jumbo means absolutely nothing to no one, but you. You alone. The only thing you're trying to do, is to scam people for more money. Anyone can see through your bullshit.
You are just a delusional kid, who can't take any responsibility of his actions. Truth hurts, that's why you keep playing these mind games. You can not admit to yourself that you've been failing with everything you've been doing for the past two years.
I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.
How? And valuing society does not equate to valuing the world. Society is completely destructive to our home. We've consumed over half of earth's forests (our source of air, may I remind you) in the last 100 years. How old is earth again?
Get a job planting trees then.
He'said too important for that, he has a world to save. Starting out small and doable is for pussies.
I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.
How? And valuing society does not equate to valuing the world. Society is completely destructive to our home. We've consumed over half of earth's forests (our source of air, may I remind you) in the last 100 years. How old is earth again?
Get a job planting trees then.
Honestly, It sounds like you should start a religion or a commune or something. I don't know if you are old enough to know about flower power but it sounds like its right up your alley.
This is what drugs do to you. It skews your thinking. Stop the drugs for 6 months, then come back.
This is what drugs do to you. It skews your thinking. Stop the drugs for 6 months, then come back.
I'm doing something for myself and I'm doing something for the world.
What are you all doing? Besides making money? Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?
What are you all doing? Besides making money? Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?
I'm not sure how bumming money for drugs from complete strangers and doing nothing productive benefits the planet. Would you care to expand on that?
I still want proof that you can do all these amazing things.
You would make us all eat our words if you could just get it on tape.
You would make us all eat our words if you could just get it on tape.
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I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.
How? And valuing society does not equate to valuing the world. Society is completely destructive to our home. We've consumed over half of earth's forests (our source of air, may I remind you) in the last 100 years. How old is earth again?
how? by producing a good or service that others would pay for...same thing you could be doing now by writing that book.
I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.
How? And valuing society does not equate to valuing the world. Society is completely destructive to our home. We've consumed over half of earth's forests (our source of air, may I remind you) in the last 100 years. How old is earth again?
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I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.
In regards to this, nevermind the application is completely ridiculous. No drug use. As if drugs somehow lower the validity of something happening.
Well they certainly don't raise your chances either, no matter what you say. Thanks for constantly making occasional users&all drugs look bad, though. Not cool man.Quote
This whole challenge is just a big screaming "I can't and don't want to accept anything than what I previously knew"
Just like your threads. Wanna guess why the offer still stands?Quote
They require you to have been on TV or have some big article on you for it to actually count.
The real psychics don't stoop their selves to such a level.
"Real psychics"=con artists who take advantage of people who are retarded enough to believe this kind of bullshit.The real psychics don't stoop their selves to such a level.
Besides you have an article of yourself. Your mugshot&arrest story.
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Well, anyways, if anyone wants to give me $1000, I will levitate for you and teach you how to do anything with your mind.
Maybe you'l levitate too, dunno.
What's that Jimi quote again? Are you saying you, and/or him are full of shit? I know one of you is.Maybe you'l levitate too, dunno.
In other words, you can't do shit, you're afraid to apply and now you're just begging for more money.
What article?
You talking about "With the power of soul, anything is possible" - Jimi Hendrix
Yeah, he was talking about anything, not some things.
I'm doing something for myself and I'm doing something for the world.
What are you all doing? Besides making money? Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?
So what are the spiritual supplies? I'm guessing a vial of LSD, a pound of Cannabis, an entire Mescaline filled cactus, a buddha statue, incense sticks, and a few psychedelic CDs.
You're making me drool... but seriously, it doesn't count as flying if you're only flying in your trip Dank 
you do mean imagination, as hallucinations are a medical disorder
http://i.imgur.com/3fDd1gX.gif
This(according to dank) is what happens when you try to kill dank.
Courtesy of Nitrous Monkey
This(according to dank) is what happens when you try to kill dank.
Courtesy of Nitrous Monkey
At this time, for me to fully levitate my body one of the two needs to happen: I take an extraordinary dose of psychedelics, or, someone will try to kill me which will propel me to levitate from the energy of their hate.
For anyone that tries to kill me is only proving my reality correct. Neo is born.
The former will happen. The prior, well that's up to you.
For anyone that tries to kill me is only proving my reality correct. Neo is born.
The former will happen. The prior, well that's up to you.
Are you saying that you are omnipotent? Hell, if I took enough acid I too would be able to levitate and I weigh 250 pounds. (well, I would think i was being levitated)
So, in your eye, if someone tries to kill you, you will be levitate above them? Ok, now this has gone from being funny to down right idiotic.. Also, why the 42 days? is it a 420 MJ reference? I think you should stop the drugs and come back to reality, maybe then someone will loan you the money..
I want to take on Randi's challenge. I have defied the laws of physics before, multiple times, I believe I can do it again.
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html
I have experienced conscious levitation on two instances, I have seen with my eyes closed on two instances. I have remote viewed on one instance. I have held back pieces of clouds from moving and got my friends to do the same.
I have seen a multidimensional (physical) shapeshifter. My friend has levitated once. And I have seen a lamp jump off a table with no one around it.
The $1000 will go towards spiritual tools to assist me during the preliminary run and the final test. I will be fasting for 42 days so I'm sure my state of mind will be suitable. I will either levitate or see with my eyes closed.
Powers truly should not be used to earn money. But because of the potential it has to make a difference in other's lives, I feel the positives outweigh the negative aspects. The money will not be used to appease personal egotistical and materialistic desires, but rather to help change lives of others.
In fact, I do not think I want $500,000 even, so I would say let me have the first $10,000 payment, then you can have the rest of the $990,000.
Anybody want to test their faith?
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html
I have experienced conscious levitation on two instances, I have seen with my eyes closed on two instances. I have remote viewed on one instance. I have held back pieces of clouds from moving and got my friends to do the same.
I have seen a multidimensional (physical) shapeshifter. My friend has levitated once. And I have seen a lamp jump off a table with no one around it.
The $1000 will go towards spiritual tools to assist me during the preliminary run and the final test. I will be fasting for 42 days so I'm sure my state of mind will be suitable. I will either levitate or see with my eyes closed.
Powers truly should not be used to earn money. But because of the potential it has to make a difference in other's lives, I feel the positives outweigh the negative aspects. The money will not be used to appease personal egotistical and materialistic desires, but rather to help change lives of others.
In fact, I do not think I want $500,000 even, so I would say let me have the first $10,000 payment, then you can have the rest of the $990,000.
Anybody want to test their faith?
Its called being under the influence of drugs. Many people that are on LSD and other similar drugs. The drugs told your brain that something moved.. In fact, I think you are on drugs right now... If you were to have these powers, you wouldnt be broke. If you indeed have these abilities, go to a night club, show them and in a few months youll have a lucrative vegas gig...
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I didn't realize Chris angel had such good abs. I'm jealous.
Dank has to apply for the challenge, user Nitrous Monkey over@the shroomery was kind enough to make a couple of promo-pics for him:
http://i.imgur.com/WykU0L7.png
http://i.imgur.com/xLonBOb.png
http://i.imgur.com/WykU0L7.png
http://i.imgur.com/xLonBOb.png
Weren't you about to go homeless Dank? 
In regards to this, nevermind the application is completely ridiculous. No drug use. As if drugs somehow lower the validity of something happening.
Well they certainly don't raise your chances either, no matter what you say. Thanks for constantly making occasional users&all drugs look bad, though. Not cool man.Quote
This whole challenge is just a big screaming "I can't and don't want to accept anything than what I previously knew"
Just like your threads. Wanna guess why the offer still stands?Quote
They require you to have been on TV or have some big article on you for it to actually count.
The real psychics don't stoop their selves to such a level.
"Real psychics"=con artists who take advantage of people who are retarded enough to believe this kind of bullshit.The real psychics don't stoop their selves to such a level.
Besides you have an article of yourself. Your mugshot&arrest story.
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Well, anyways, if anyone wants to give me $1000, I will levitate for you and teach you how to do anything with your mind.
Maybe you'l levitate too, dunno.
What's that Jimi quote again? Are you saying you, and/or him are full of shit? I know one of you is.Maybe you'l levitate too, dunno.
In other words, you can't do shit, you're afraid to apply and now you're just begging for more money.
Ok, just send me the address.
I'm sure you're good for it.
I'm sure you're good for it.
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