I'm sorry you feel this is very limited, but so far all you've provided were very limited and generic slogans and can see you are starting to take offense.
I'm trying to help you here, don't forget that. If we can come up with something and i helped, you can keep the reward. I would be more than pleased to know a new start-up was born and it accepts bitcoin too.
Anyway, this isn't a debate about my company name, why I chose it, etc...
It is, because the slogan is directly connected to it.
I offer the same services as HostGator.
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Ok. So let's take a look at their company name and see what it can reveal.
What message "HostGator" sends you ? Could be a... website hosting service fit like an alligator ? Or a home like an alligator's lair ?