Topic: 6 BTC to someone who comes up with a slogan I like - page 3. (Read 6332 times)
Instantly F.A.R. Bit
"we promise a lot of things"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"
lol +1
It's funny. He gets choosy with his slogans, but his company's name is...
"we promise a lot of things"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"
lol +1
"Subtly simple, but we're not."
"Subtly simple...or not."
"Subtly simple...or not."
"Hosting with class since the first piece of ass"
"Hosting, not boasting"
"All aboard the crazy train"
"We love you long time"
"clean and classy"
"spunk, not junk"
"ello poppet!"
"roasting toast from coast to coast" (jk)
"The best host from coast to coast"
"Hosting, not boasting"
"All aboard the crazy train"
"We love you long time"
"clean and classy"
"spunk, not junk"
"ello poppet!"
"roasting toast from coast to coast" (jk)
"The best host from coast to coast"
"we promise a lot of things"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"
"Because nobody thought of it sooner"
It's better than gravy salad!
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Trust me, these default swaps will limit the risks
"We keep you spinning with the rest of the world."
"you won't hear from us again"
It seems they already have plenty of slogans (on the about page, on the logo)
But anyway here is my suggestion:
"Once you have their service you never give it back." - it's a inverted Ferenghi rule of acquisition, it's nerdy enough to be recognized by geeks, it suggests a business model to corporations and quality to regular folks and it is catchy and unique enough to be remembered.
(You would have to live up to it though...)
Alternatively to make it more clear "Once you have our service you never give it back."
But anyway here is my suggestion:
"Once you have their service you never give it back." - it's a inverted Ferenghi rule of acquisition, it's nerdy enough to be recognized by geeks, it suggests a business model to corporations and quality to regular folks and it is catchy and unique enough to be remembered.
(You would have to live up to it though...)
Alternatively to make it more clear "Once you have our service you never give it back."
in mah serverz - hostin yer internetz
Who knows, OP hasn't contributed to the thread since starting it...kinda bad manners if you ask me.
I might not go that far, but it'd be nice to get a little feedback, so we can try to get closer to the mark.
I guess none of our ideas passed muster. Shame. 
Who knows, OP hasn't contributed to the thread since starting it...kinda bad manners if you ask me.
"we bring your ideas to light"
I guess none of our ideas passed muster. Shame.
I'll throw out a few random ideas
"FanTAZtic Solutions"
"You've got needs. We satisfy."
"We make the Net work for you" (net work =~ network)
"Relax. We got this."
"FanTAZtic Solutions"
"You've got needs. We satisfy."
"We make the Net work for you" (net work =~ network)
"Relax. We got this."
We make the internets for you.
I'll throw out a few random ideas
"FanTAZtic Solutions"
"You've got needs. We satisfy."
"We make the Net work for you" (net work =~ network)
"Relax. We got this."
"FanTAZtic Solutions"
"You've got needs. We satisfy."
"We make the Net work for you" (net work =~ network)
"Relax. We got this."
"Fan-funkin'-tastic"
"Get up or go home"
"Get up or get down"
"Where every bit gets a little bit better"
"It's about damn time!"
"Hosting on steroids"
"We ROFL at the competition"
"Get up or go home"
"Get up or get down"
"Where every bit gets a little bit better"
"It's about damn time!"
"Hosting on steroids"
"We ROFL at the competition"
How about:
"Get It Up FAST!!!"
"24x7 -- We Never Sleep!"
"You Can't Handle The Speed!"
"Do you want it now? How about now?"
"Around the clock and down the block we are there!"
"Get CRAZY with your ideas!"
"We have the biggest webs on the Web!"
"Bigger? Better? Faster? How about now?"
"We've got your solution...right here."
"Every Day, Every Way, Cheap to Pay!"
"Want to get it on--The Web?"
"Now Is Still The Best Time!"
"Later Is For Losers"
"Get It Up FAST!!!"
"24x7 -- We Never Sleep!"
"You Can't Handle The Speed!"
"Do you want it now? How about now?"
"Around the clock and down the block we are there!"
"Get CRAZY with your ideas!"
"We have the biggest webs on the Web!"
"Bigger? Better? Faster? How about now?"
"We've got your solution...right here."
"Every Day, Every Way, Cheap to Pay!"
"Want to get it on--The Web?"
"Now Is Still The Best Time!"
"Later Is For Losers"
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