Topic: 6 BTC to someone who comes up with a slogan I like - page 4. (Read 6332 times)
For the record, I'm totally adding "That's what she said" to the end of every single one of these slogans. Hilarious!
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I'm no marketing expert, but here are my two cents.
It all depends on the angle that you're really going for. From what I can tell, you have very reasonable prices (which are always nice). However, as with anything else, often people find out that cheap products are often of lower quality (you get what you pay for). Basically, I would try to communicate that (1) you know what you're doing technically and (2) you will provide reliable and helpful customer service, all while (3) having good prices. Now, you could go for some stiff and old-fashioned bit phrases, like:
"Expert Quality", "Solid Service", or "Unmatched Value"
but I suppose you want something a little less generic sounding. I'll just throw out a few right now, but I'll keep thinking about it tonight...
"Mo money, No problems", "Headache-Free Guarantee", "We've got your back, you can keep the arm and leg", "Results you can trust, prices you will love"
It all depends on the angle that you're really going for. From what I can tell, you have very reasonable prices (which are always nice). However, as with anything else, often people find out that cheap products are often of lower quality (you get what you pay for). Basically, I would try to communicate that (1) you know what you're doing technically and (2) you will provide reliable and helpful customer service, all while (3) having good prices. Now, you could go for some stiff and old-fashioned bit phrases, like:
"Expert Quality", "Solid Service", or "Unmatched Value"
but I suppose you want something a little less generic sounding. I'll just throw out a few right now, but I'll keep thinking about it tonight...
"Mo money, No problems", "Headache-Free Guarantee", "We've got your back, you can keep the arm and leg", "Results you can trust, prices you will love"
"In other words pure awesome"
"In other words pure awesomeness"
"Pure awesome(ness)"
"You be ballin the web in no time"
"The domain of awesome"
"Hot service cool prices"
"Awesome solutions for awesome people"
"Solutions almost as awesome as you"
"Where you own the web"
"If you can read this you have great eyes"
"Your web your way"
"With us the web will be your bitch"
"Make the web your bitch"
"The web will be your bitch"
"Solutions to make the web your bitch"
Could keep going, so if none of these quite work, but you generally like the direction, PM me or something.
"In other words pure awesomeness"
"Pure awesome(ness)"
"You be ballin the web in no time"
"The domain of awesome"
"Hot service cool prices"
"Awesome solutions for awesome people"
"Solutions almost as awesome as you"
"Where you own the web"
"If you can read this you have great eyes"
"Your web your way"
"With us the web will be your bitch"
"Make the web your bitch"
"The web will be your bitch"
"Solutions to make the web your bitch"
Could keep going, so if none of these quite work, but you generally like the direction, PM me or something.
You could boil these down to 3 words:
"awesome web bitch."
"Experience excellence."
"Let us spin you up."
"A whirlwind of web." (whirlwind of quality/ of service/ of xyz )
"Your web unleashed."
"Wild performance, tame price."
"Spin up your solution."
"Quick, Quirky, Quality"
"Let us spin you up."
"A whirlwind of web." (whirlwind of quality/ of service/ of xyz )
"Your web unleashed."
"Wild performance, tame price."
"Spin up your solution."
"Quick, Quirky, Quality"
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"Lose the panic button."
"Forget the panic button."
"Go trolling, we got this."
"We got this."
"Fubar no more."
"The host with a happy ending."
"Forget the panic button."
"Go trolling, we got this."
"We got this."
"Fubar no more."
"The host with a happy ending."
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Also, your mascot needs a name.
I was going for "TizzyTazzy" being the name of the character.
Also, your mascot needs a name.
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Marketable Character Personality Concept + Slogan
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Benefits:
- Presents character personality similar to Tazmanian Devil which compliments TizzyTazzy trademark
- Simple
- Easy to remember
- Covers major selling points
- Unique branding
- Clean trademark
Originality:
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Requested Fee:
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The Host with the Most
All your hosting needs are belong to us.
We service your (web) services
Enthusiastic about uptime
Don't be in a Tizzy, just keep us busy
"We'll make you com"
or .com if you prefer
or .com if you prefer
"In other words pure awesome"
"In other words pure awesomeness"
"Pure awesome(ness)"
"You be ballin the web in no time"
"The domain of awesome"
"Hot service cool prices"
"Awesome solutions for awesome people"
"Solutions almost as awesome as you"
"Where you own the web"
"If you can read this you have great eyes"
"Your web your way"
"With us the web will be your bitch"
"Make the web your bitch"
"The web will be your bitch"
"Solutions to make the web your bitch"
Could keep going, so if none of these quite work, but you generally like the direction, PM me or something.
"In other words pure awesomeness"
"Pure awesome(ness)"
"You be ballin the web in no time"
"The domain of awesome"
"Hot service cool prices"
"Awesome solutions for awesome people"
"Solutions almost as awesome as you"
"Where you own the web"
"If you can read this you have great eyes"
"Your web your way"
"With us the web will be your bitch"
"Make the web your bitch"
"The web will be your bitch"
"Solutions to make the web your bitch"
Could keep going, so if none of these quite work, but you generally like the direction, PM me or something.
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