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"Upsetting the balance"
Topic: 6 BTC to someone who comes up with a slogan I like - page 5. (Read 6332 times)
"The Future of online presence."
"Where The Web meets Your Web."
"Your online presence is the door to success."
"Hey other providers, we have two minutes time for you, tell us everything you know."
How about:
"Get It Up FAST!!!"
"24x7 -- We Never Sleep!"
"You Can't Handle The Speed!"
"Do you want it now? How about now?"
"Around the clock and down the block we are there!"
"Get CRAZY with your ideas!"
"We have the biggest webs on the Web!"
"Bigger? Better? Faster? How about now?"
"We've got your solution...right here."
"Every Day, Every Way, Cheap to Pay!"
"Want to get it on--The Web?"
"Now Is Still The Best Time!"
"Later Is For Losers"
"Get It Up FAST!!!"
"24x7 -- We Never Sleep!"
"You Can't Handle The Speed!"
"Do you want it now? How about now?"
"Around the clock and down the block we are there!"
"Get CRAZY with your ideas!"
"We have the biggest webs on the Web!"
"Bigger? Better? Faster? How about now?"
"We've got your solution...right here."
"Every Day, Every Way, Cheap to Pay!"
"Want to get it on--The Web?"
"Now Is Still The Best Time!"
"Later Is For Losers"
"we shit on the competition."
You could go with something business-oriented like...
'Solutions for Life'
'A Revolution in Solutions'
'At Your Service'
'The Information Company'
Or, something a bit wild-themed, your mascot makes me think of like the Tasmanian devil or something...
'Solutions You'll Go Wild For'
'Deals on the Wild Side'
'Making You King of the Jungle'
'Top Of The Food Chain'
Something else I like...
'The Natural Evolution'
'Solutions for Life'
'A Revolution in Solutions'
'At Your Service'
'The Information Company'
Or, something a bit wild-themed, your mascot makes me think of like the Tasmanian devil or something...
'Solutions You'll Go Wild For'
'Deals on the Wild Side'
'Making You King of the Jungle'
'Top Of The Food Chain'
Something else I like...
'The Natural Evolution'
UPDATE: We now have a mascot.
This is an upped bounty from my previous threads:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/1-free-btc-to-someone-who-comes-up-with-a-slogan-i-like-83597
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/3-btc-to-someone-who-comes-up-with-a-slogan-i-like-83972
Current bounty includes:
6 BTC
Life time web hosting. (Linux/cPanel)
Life time domain. (.com, .net, .org, .biz or .info)
A free TizzyTazzy shirt when available.
I run a web hosting company that accepts BTC through BitPay as well as traditional currencies and am in the process of getting a complete website design remodel and a crazy/friendly mascot character to go with the name. The site link is in my signature.
I'm looking for a fresh cool crazy spontaneous slogan. Nothing generic like "Web Hosting Solutions" -- something unique and different. Don't be shy and offer as many slogans as you want.
If I like it enough to use your slogan I'll send the bounty your way! Have fun and thanks for your help.
Some tips:
Don't use TizzyTazzy or Host in the slogan itself.
The target audience is everyone in general, from personal dummies who know nothing to tech geeks to big businesses.
No technical or BTC slogans, we simply accept and support BTC, TizzyTazzy doesn't revolve around it.
On another note:
If your in the business of making animated presentation videos, feel free to shoot me a PM with specifics, work you have done, pricing, etc.
Current possible choices:
TizzyTazzy - Solutions you'll RIOT for
By: https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/liberty-payout-58854
DISCLAIMER: Some people (more like a specific someone) seems to think that I have to choose a slogan within a certain time frame or otherwise I'm a "scammer" and need to "get off my high horse". This is not a contest with a time frame, if I like a slogan and use it, the winner gets the reward. That simple. If not then no one gets anything and I may up the bounty yet again to make things fun. Why some people feel the need to harass and stalk me ruining the fun I do not know, all I know is they sure need to work on some basic social skills, why this person is a mod I have no clue.
I have tried multiple times to simply ignore this person after awhile, but recently I found a thread he dedicated to me which I found funny and was disgusted by, more so because this person is a mod on these forums.
Here are some of my threads, they aren't related to this topic yet the user (and mod) "paraipan" felt the need to stalk/harass me constantly.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/diablo-iii-gold-07-btc-per-million-83921
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/my-btc-for-your-moneypakcash-11-exchanges-84924
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/tizzytazzys-saga-continues-86316
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/web-hosting-website-builders-999-uptme-bitpay-accepted-78589
I believe there may have been 2-3 more but I don't feel like digging further.
So far reading around I have found out this person is very well known for being basically a complete troll, someone even decided to blog about him on bitcoin shit list.
http://bitcoin-shitlist.com/2012/02/16/paraipan/
On btc-otc he has some bad ratings including one that doesn't suprise me--"Resorts to violence for competitive advantage; resorts to childish namecalling and further threats when chastised for it."
Quote from: Anonymous
P.S. Yes, Paraipan is a scumbag. We kicked him out of the magazine's translator group because of his improper behavior regarding Bitcoinica as well.
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