We should get a mascot
excellent idea haha what did you have in mind ?
Yeah, you could have a pair of puckered assholes on a leash. Call them "Thixskull" and "SadGlass".
On second thought, the best thing that Thixskull Rich could do for Dopecoin right now is to fuck off and bury himself in a hole somewhere before he drags Dopecoin down a few more satoshis.
I cringe every time I see a new post anywhere by Thixskull Rich. His ad copy looks like it's written either by autistic 5 year old or a 15 year old speed freak. And it's painfully obvious that Rich simply sees any Dopecoin publicity primarily as a vehicle for him to market his shit. Anyone who hasn't heard about Dopecoin that runs across one of Thixskull's promos is going to think that it's a joke. At best, just some punk kid trying to sell his home-made pipes and crap.
When I came up with the idea for the Miss Dopecoin contest (and yeah Rich, it was my idea; see the skype screenshot below to refresh your soggy memory, you lying little douche), I envisioned a stoner chick contest with some class and style. An idea that, with a little forethought and planning, would have garnered far more recognition and critical acclaim than it ever will now that Rich has got his greasy little mitts all over it.
I never mentioned anything to the contrary in our skype conference when I saw Rich boast, on numerous occasions, claiming that Miss Dopecoin "is probably one of my (his) most ingenious ideas ever!" No need to make waves within the team, I thought. I came up with the idea for Team Dope to take the idea and run with it. Let's see what the youngbloods on the team can do with it, I thought.
So what happens? Thixskull Rich took it and ran with it alright. He shot his load in his shorts when he saw another opportunity to plug his shit glassware, and then with ZERO forethought or planning, took a great idea and tossed it in a toilet thread at fucking Reddit, downgrading it to the level of a cheap internet joke and a temporary novelty; a teenager's fap-fest. Great. Might as well have just held the Miss Dopecoin contest on 4chan.
Nice work Rich, you brainless twat.
All that being said, it should come as no surprise that I am completely removing and distancing myself from any interest or involvement with the Miss Dopecoin contest, which includes my offer to split the cost of the Dopecoin prizes with Dopey (sorry Dopey; I still love ya, man). If anyone should have to cough up the Dopecoins for this contest's prizes, it should be Thixskull and SadGlass. They're the ones using the contest to market their crap. Those clowns are out of their fucking minds if they think I'm handing over a bunch of my dope to help them market their shit. Fuck that. I don't work with kids, amateurs, or liars.
Thixskull Rich is all about Camp Dopecoin making "peace" with Camp Pootcoin? Just another place for him to market his shitware. So yeah Rich, why don't you waddle your illiterate ass over to the sissies at Camp Pootcoin. You can flog your crap to the hippie kids and yuppie fucks over there. Play yourself some hacky sack. They deserve you. Dopecoin doesn't need you. A Rich known by any other name is just another Dick.
The REAL "Dope Show" is getting ready to hit the stage - that's all anyone needs to know at this point in time.
And it doesn't involve Thixskull Rich, his shitty ad copy, or his crappy glass.