the game is riddled with bugs. hw buttons not working on certain devices and random stuff like this
The game should be called "Gawtards in Space". Or "Crypto Gawtardity". 
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March 04, 2017, 07:26:54 AM
March 04, 2017, 06:38:03 AM
good game ,,waiting for more good games
March 04, 2017, 01:13:27 AM
This shit is hilarious. For example:
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So which is it? $1.99 or $2.59?
Also - where is the fucking "terms of service" that you want me to agree with?
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That's about as much as I got from it in the two minutes I tried it. No idea about game play because the guy with the gun doesn't move on my phone for whatever reason.
Edit: It gets better. There doesn't seem to be a way to exit from a level to game's main menu. Back button doesn't work so you have to let the clock run out or kill the app and restart.
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So which is it? $1.99 or $2.59?
Also - where is the fucking "terms of service" that you want me to agree with?
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That's about as much as I got from it in the two minutes I tried it. No idea about game play because the guy with the gun doesn't move on my phone for whatever reason.
Edit: It gets better. There doesn't seem to be a way to exit from a level to game's main menu. Back button doesn't work so you have to let the clock run out or kill the app and restart.
March 04, 2017, 01:06:50 AM
good game ,,,it is funny and difficult to get high score
remember ,,rome is not built in one day ,and the dev team is work hard for more gamesIt's been quite a few days, nearly a year now. And it's not Rome. It's a game they've been alpha-testing since forever. Certainly shouldn't have error messages like that screenshot couple posts back.
they've been alpha-testing since forever in the slack
can someone upload a youtube of 2 levels. i dont want this shit added to my game library on ios or android.
or do i wait for yahtzee from the escapist to give it a glowing review?
or do i wait for yahtzee from the escapist to give it a glowing review?
HEY TESTERS!
Wildshil - Korvas
You guys must be great at this game by now.
Show us you HIGH SCORES!
If your too shy we understand.
I have a
Colin Krumblez rated the game highly 5/5
"I absolutely love this game, excellent classic platform gameplay and the graphics are amazing! Go get them robots!"
He should promote it on his youtube channel so we can see where his love comes from.
Also you can pay him in ION. WIN-WIN-WIN
March 04, 2017, 12:54:28 AM
why on earth did they give the Christmas excuse 3 months ago?
March 04, 2017, 12:13:35 AM
can someone upload a youtube of 2 levels. i dont want this shit added to my game library on ios or android.
or do i wait for yahtzee from the escapist to give it a glowing review?
or do i wait for yahtzee from the escapist to give it a glowing review?
sadly the trailer they put out contains all the best qualities of the game. quite sad. here is the trailer with time-stamp to the action:
https://youtu.be/772gaKMKRgg?t=31
edit:
only those blue levels are in this release. whopping 10 levels. trailer published on Jun 6, 2016 and those red/green levels coudnt be incorporated?
right
March 04, 2017, 12:05:22 AM
LOL launch:
This calls for a kerbal GIF:
This calls for a kerbal GIF:
Yes I think it's not funny, after the high prices now just like a pie.
March 04, 2017, 12:03:35 AM
That's right close to my bet!
March 03, 2017, 11:56:28 PM
LOL launch:
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This calls for a kerbal GIF:
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This calls for a kerbal GIF:
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March 03, 2017, 11:48:50 PM
can someone upload a youtube of 2 levels. i dont want this shit added to my game library on ios or android.
or do i wait for yahtzee from the escapist to give it a glowing review?
or do i wait for yahtzee from the escapist to give it a glowing review?
March 03, 2017, 11:42:50 PM
good game ,,,it is funny and difficult to get high score
remember ,,rome is not built in one day ,and the dev team is work hard for more gamesIt's been quite a few days, nearly a year now. And it's not Rome. It's a game they've been alpha-testing since forever. Certainly shouldn't have error messages like that screenshot couple posts back.
March 03, 2017, 09:30:24 PM
good game ,,,it is funny and difficult to get high score
remember ,,rome is not built in one day ,and the dev team is work hard for more games March 03, 2017, 09:21:00 PM
good game ,,,it is funny and difficult to get high score
March 03, 2017, 09:09:33 PM
how many free unity assets can you spot?
il start:
hello 50% of the iaps, the lightning gun animation
https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/59471
keens had that something! these dumbos cant compete with games from the 1990. its embarrassing if you try to compare this with other platformer freemiums that are out there right now and they compare this with dark souls? gawsome
its blatantly obvious they spent maybe 0.25% of their ico to fund this
its like everyone said when this started: they are banking way too much on "crypto" and "earn" factors. failure in the making
il start:
hello 50% of the iaps, the lightning gun animation
https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/59471
I tried it as well and it made me think of my Commander Keen jumping days.
But Crypto Gravity is the distant retarded cousin that you don't like mentioning to others.
@kken01 I don't think this can even entertain most children.
Of course the ION team and cult love it
But Crypto Gravity is the distant retarded cousin that you don't like mentioning to others.
@kken01 I don't think this can even entertain most children.
Of course the ION team and cult love it
keens had that something! these dumbos cant compete with games from the 1990. its embarrassing if you try to compare this with other platformer freemiums that are out there right now and they compare this with dark souls? gawsomeits blatantly obvious they spent maybe 0.25% of their ico to fund this
its like everyone said when this started: they are banking way too much on "crypto" and "earn" factors. failure in the making
March 03, 2017, 07:10:44 PM
WildShill, where's the iOS version? I thought this game was ready for months and they were just waiting on Bittrex? If they knew they had to resubmit 3 days ago, why didn't they let everyone know? Instead they just drop the bomb at release time. Transparency goes a long way, they should try it some time. Sadly, the team and its whales seem too arrogant to care about that subject. They just want to make themselves whole from the XPY debacle.
How's the price by the way? Was reading about some dumping on Bittrex.
How's the price by the way? Was reading about some dumping on Bittrex.
March 03, 2017, 06:50:22 PM
I played Gravity for 30 seconds, then got bored. Deinstalled it.
March 03, 2017, 06:05:54 PM
tested
LOL
If there is one thing we've learned about ionomy it's that they are not acquainted with the concept of quality assurance (or release management or any of that other boring stuff that goes into making software).
they'll rebase gravity soon enough. just need a new engine where assets can be changed and a new copyright added.
March 03, 2017, 05:58:14 PM
JUst opened a scam accusation thread see how many more had there mining hash mislaid by these people
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.18054744 - Cool
Please edit and correct the format as SM has requested
All you ION shills should tell masta Huey someone is not please with the mining!
March 03, 2017, 05:40:22 PM
JUst opened a scam accusation thread see how many more had there mining hash mislaid by these people
March 03, 2017, 04:59:36 PM
tested
LOL
If there is one thing we've learned about ionomy it's that they are not acquainted with the concept of quality assurance (or release management or any of that other boring stuff that goes into making software).
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