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Hydra Troll
Hydra Troll
Super solid dev
Hydra Troll
Looks like Hydra have infiltrated Spread
Bitcoingeorgerm here.... I apologize that I haven't been onlinee as much. I have had to keep my use of technology secret from my tribe. If they knew that I was using technology, I would surely take the L. They don't even know that I have a computer. I must keep the followin g truncated
Been trapped here for a while now. Somehow I was knocked unconscious and when I woke up I was in a giant anarcho primitivist tribe. the past few months have been trying on my soul.... If any of the members of the tribe found out that I was here typing on my computer, I would surely be stoned, pickled, and fed to the commune......Usually tribes feed people to the dogs, but primitivists think dogs are technology.
Regardless of how the anprims would deal with me, development may be slow from here on out due to this sole, yet very large issue. Please send any penicillin you may have. I have a nasty toe infection and if it doesn't go away I don't know if I'll ever be able to finish the half - address vanity generator.
Stay tuned.
Greetings,
Quick update. I would like to begin by saying I am completely safe. I know you were all very concerned after I sent the above note. I want to officially thank everyone who sent me nice PMs expressing the desire to aid me in my prior situation. An unusually fortunate situation arose and I am now completely safe and more than pleased.
How did I arrive to this point, you ask? Please, please. Take a seat.
As a philanderer, I could not help but leave my makeshift hovel and confront the an-prims head on! I could not live without any hope of ever touching a woman's flesh again. So I set out that same night and snuck through the forest in hopes of wooing a tribeswoman.
Luck would have it that upon crossing a river I stumbled across the fairest woman I have ever seen. She had short hair, beautiful dark brown eyes, perceptive ears. Irritatingly, though, I could barely make out her features. Weary I was, I mustered the strength to crawl closer. Careful not to rustle any branches or sticks and even more careful not to slip and fall on the slippery river stones, I closed the distance between myself and the fairest creature I had ever seen. Close enough, I proceeded to squat, behind a fern bush and using both my hands to part the leaves ever so slightly I was finally able to feast my eyes upon the carnal display. I blinked, for her beauty was blinding. In disbelief with what I saw, I rubbed my eyes with my now dirty, grubby hands.
What appeared after three more times ensuring I had my eyes open, took my breath away. Bathing in the frothy, effervescent river was nothing less than a large human sized hamster. Perfectly groomed whiskers and rusty fur punctuated with milky white spots provided beautiful contrast to the otherwise green environment.
As sailors in mythology can hardly resist sirens, I couldn't resist this hamster.
To ensure brevity and get to the more important update about the half address vanity generator, I will only say that there was immediate chemistry between me and this large human sized hamster.
She led me back to their camp and made me her king. So long story short, I am now amongst a strange hamster race not anything near what I said earlier. Sometimes when you're making things up reality just comes out of no where and hits you lolol! But let me tell you all... it is heaven on earth! Lmao!
Since you have all been so patient, I will now share with you my work on this coin of ours. I frenetically promised a half wallet vanity generator address before I knew that I would not actually adhere to my word. So I would like to inform you that I will be spending the next days working on a quarter address vanity generator, a far more achievable feat. I do not anticipate it being superseded by the other dev claiming to be able to release a triple vanity gen, so I will work at my own pace.
Stay tuned.
