Jan 26th 2013, Crazy rhymes were thrown down by the Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, who was unable to attend a party meeting in the city of Izmir on Sunday in person. Instead he had a towering hologram of late beloved musical talent Tupac Shakur beamed into the party chambers.
As the Tupac hologram came into full view, the crowd roared as the likeness began to address the audience who began chanting “Thug Life”.
“We are going to elections in the shadow of attacks prepared by treasonous networks/It is time to fight back. I urge all my mayoral candidates to not waste any of their time/get on my level/Not doing it is a crime” Sick bars from Erdogan.
It is not clear how Turkish officials acquired the musical tech which was used during day 3 of the 2012 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival. Erdogan who is currently involved in a broad corruption scandal that has seen him purge dozens of high-ranking police officials and jurists plans to give more speeches in this manner. We asked one of the purged how he was making out in all this. “All these governments are full of crazies right now” he said tending to his mining equipment. “Fortunately for me I made some good investments with cryptocurrencies which are immune to all this hubbub.”
Erdogan revealed intentions to make his next political appearance as the late Wu-Tang superstar “ODB”. “Just as Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to mess with, neither am I” he said before throwing up gang signs.
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