Well I just realised realised that "Instant"X actually takes around twelve million times longer to execute a transaction than the processor bus on my 2009 -would'nt-pull-you-outta-bed MacBook pro.
The MacBook's processor bus is obviously centralized, yet you are shocked and delighted to discover its instant transactions!
Aren't you the (infamous laughingstock) guy who said there's no crypto in crypto currency, and more recently spouted this "complete nonsense?"
Duffield has not broken Zooko's Triangle with This One Weird Trick. The rumors you spread to the contrary are a form of fraud.
Stop trying to defraud potential greater idiots. Your attempts to bamboozle them with dubious, impossible claims of "Instant+Secure+Decentralized" don't fool anyone with a background in computer science.