2) I also know of a VM host that sells an OpenVZ machine for $6/mo. They also accept BTC as payment. Not bad.
As a footnote to #2; I've actually been able to CPU MINE enough DRK on that $6 node to make it pay for itself. Compare that to your Amazon EC2 crapola...
There seems to be an astoniching amount of ;azy assholes that want to elevate simple common sense to the level of "OMG you haz to be expertz!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!eleventyone!!!!!" Being a fucking lazy asshole doesn't justify the argument. It really takes very little effort and brain power to set up a Master Node now. If you can't manage to pull that off, you're too fucking stupid and lazy to live. There is abso-fucking-lutely no fucking excuse for fucking it. Fucking. Fuck. Fffuuuuuuuuu.....
Rather than setup a tutorial with links and a video you sit on all your expertise and spew out a couple of choice tough words.
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Fuck you, cockdrip. You've got access to all the same information and resources that I've got. I'm not here to make life better for you. YOU are here for that, so stop being a lazy, entitled fuckwit and make it happen. It's not my job to do it all for you.
Go back to your McJob before your power is shut off. Oh, wait, I paid all your bills with taxes and welfare, you don't even have a McJob...
I'm going to warn you only once.
You do not want to threaten me.