Money is a tool of men to deal and trade with one another. Women, frankly, never had any need for money. They have their own currency, and its accepted EVERYWHERE. They can use it to get whatever they want and need.
I picture this: http://giphy.com/gifs/1464ybxGAabe0 (yes i'm a noob and I'm not sure how to insert gifs)
...And yes, yes that's totally how I deal with all my transactions, although of course in real life I pull the mystical lady-currency straight outta my vagina. The clerk always asks "cash, credit or vajayjay?" and I of course always pay with pussy. That's why poor women don't exist!
Though I must disagree with the "everywhere" cause i imagine it'd be real problematic at, say, the std clinic... and when ordering online...
Don't you have a webcam for online payments?
That's what they are for aren't they?