http://hardforum.com/search.php?searchid=29257855&pp=20BFL's Customers: Sends moneys to BFL for building their product.
BFL: Buys laptops used to burn-in their customer's miners.
IRS Facing Books: Laptops broke and tossed in the garbage, thus WRITE-OFF CITY!
BFL Non-IRS-Facing books: Have Josh Zerlan sell the laptops on one of the forums he participates in.
BFL: Laptops sell, and BFL keeps the moneys that nobody's the wiser except a person "so isolated" nobody listens to him.
BFL's Customers: Where's our refunds?
BFL: Dudes, we told you that we have to sell shit first, and that your refunds are still months away.
Josh: In conclusion, your Honor, I'm a truthteller and Bruno is a liar, thus when you put all those lies he penned on a forum full of monumental assholes together, it's a foregone conclusion that he had plans to kidnap my wife after jacking off behind the house while looking in our master bathroom window when my wife comes out of the shower.
Judge: Can a person see in or out of the glass that the widow of the master bathroom is made out of?
Josh: No.
Judge: Does steam cover the window like it does in most people's bathroom during a shower?
Josh: Yes.
Judge: Are there curtains on the windows?
Josh: Yes.
Judge: Does your wife draw the curtains shut prior to derobing?
Josh: Yes.
Judge: Is that a tree in front of the window?
Josh: Yes.
Judge: So, how could Bruno possibly see your wife naked coming out of the shower?
Josh: Bruno would climb the tree donning a pair of Oculus Rift to witness the event.
Judge: Do you own a dog?
Josh: A couple.
Judge: Do they bark when they hear noises outside?
Josh: Yes, but then it'll be too late,
she'd already been incensed.