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Topic: Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest (Read 4536 times)

legendary
Activity: 1932
Merit: 1737
"Common rogue from Russia with a bare ass."
This one is more of a riddle than a joke

Q. How do you get Bitcoins out of Bitcoin Trader?

A.Insert your own punchline
sr. member
Activity: 304
Merit: 250
Not sure, if I can attend next round, if not, at least have some good laugh. Another translation from czech attempt:

A guy takes girl back home to her parents house late in night. Theyre at the door, kissing and saying good bye and guy asks for a quick BJ. Girl does not want to, so he's begging a little longer. Suddenly doors open and younger brother says: father tells you that you should give him BJ and put your fu*ing back out of our doorbell button!
newbie
Activity: 3
Merit: 0
Q. Why do Rules for Professional Conduct for lawyers prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A. To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

full member
Activity: 165
Merit: 100
Still waiting for more jokes to be posted this week. People, look at the results of these past weeks, almost everyone who posted their jokes, WON.

I AM GIVING AWAY $20 trading share in exchange for a good joke.
sr. member
Activity: 304
Merit: 250
Code redeemed, thanks!
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 502
Here are the winners of the second week Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest:

shmoula

Sarahiko

ranlo

twister

mdude77

Great work guys, lots of nice jokes. Winners will be contacted via PM and I will send them their free shares. The next round of Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest starts NOW. I will select next 5 winners next Sunday and they each of them will also get a free BT trading share per account.

Yay! I won Smiley

Received and redeemed a valid $20 bitcoin-share code. Thx coindetective Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1806
Merit: 1090
Learning the troll avoidance button :)
Why are we always talking about the Belingham Transit Company  Wink

https://i.imgur.com/k05x5XH.jpg (To get the joke)
hero member
Activity: 772
Merit: 500
Thank you code received and applied have a good laugh everyone  Grin
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
Here are the winners of the second week Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest:

shmoula

Sarahiko

ranlo

twister

mdude77

Great work guys, lots of nice jokes. Winners will be contacted via PM and I will send them their free shares. The next round of Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest starts NOW. I will select next 5 winners next Sunday and they each of them will also get a free BT trading share per account.

Confirmed! Code already applied and worked as promised. Thanks! Smiley.
full member
Activity: 165
Merit: 100
Here are the winners of the second week Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest:

shmoula

Sarahiko

ranlo

twister

mdude77

Great work guys, lots of nice jokes. Winners will be contacted via PM and I will send them their free shares. The next round of Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest starts NOW. I will select next 5 winners next Sunday and they each of them will also get a free BT trading share per account.
legendary
Activity: 1540
Merit: 1001
Bitcoin is going to surge in September!

M
legendary
Activity: 1540
Merit: 1001
I was driving down the road one day when I saw a box laying in the middle of the road!

I pulled over, picked up the box, and took it over the side of the road.

I opened it up, and inside was another box!
And inside that, another box!
Inside that, was one more box, a pretty small box.
I opened that box, and you'd never guess what was in it!?
A toe!

So I called a tow truck of course.

M
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 502
How to fall downstairs.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8,9,10,11

 
sr. member
Activity: 406
Merit: 250
Guess this week everybody wins.
full member
Activity: 165
Merit: 100
3 more days till the end of the 2nd round of the contest. Anyone else interested to post?
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
Why wasn't the child allowed to view the new pirate movie without his parents? Because it was rated "arrgh!"
member
Activity: 94
Merit: 10
★Bitin.io★ - Instant Exchange
Coindetective provided me with a valid promo code for bitcoin trader. Thanks! Cheesy

legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
Heh, another nasty one.

So it makes sense! I translated it from Czech and been afraid that noone understand it Smiley.

Technically "paralyzer" should be "taser," but past that it was all fine, Smiley.
sr. member
Activity: 304
Merit: 250
Heh, another nasty one.

So it makes sense! I translated it from Czech and been afraid that noone understand it Smiley.
sr. member
Activity: 406
Merit: 250
I met fine girl in a park. Spark jumped between us two and we had sex right there. I love my new paralyser!!

Heh, another nasty one.
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