Here's mine: Audit.
contest is over
Topic: Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest - page 4. (Read 4556 times)
Let me try.
Women goes into a bar with a duck under her arm. Bartenders says "what'll the pig have." The woman says, "that's not a pig, that's a duck!". I know says the bartender, "I was talking to the duck."
Women goes into a bar with a duck under her arm. Bartenders says "what'll the pig have." The woman says, "that's not a pig, that's a duck!". I know says the bartender, "I was talking to the duck."
Here's mine: Audit.
Hi guys,
I guess most of you have heard about Bitcoin Trader. They have been online since November 2013, they provide BTC trading and arbitrage services and a lot of people have made money by using them so far.
According to their website: “Bitcoin Trader is utilizing arbitrage situations to generate profits for our Trading Pool. Arbitrage is the practice of taking advantage of the price difference between two or more markets. For us, it means to buy Bitcoins on one market for immediate resale on another market in order to profit from the price disparity. This results in immediate, principally risk-free profit.”
Here are their results for the last 10 months:
In order to help general Bitcoin acceptance, they have sponsored several interesting events so far including:
Bitcoin 2014: http://bitcoin2014.com/
Central European Bitcoin Expo 2014: http://cebexpo.net/
Bitcoin Conference Chicago: http://btcchicago.com/
The North American Bitcoin Car Giveaway Tour 2014: http://www.bitpages.co/content/car.html
Now, there is something else interesting for you guys. I would like to start Bitcoin Trader – The Best Joke of the Week Contest. I will award 5 free Bitcoin shares, each worth $20, at the end of each of the next 10 weeks to 5 people posting the best jokes in this thread. So, 50 people in total will be able to get their free Bitcoin Trader shares. Winners will get a special coupon which they can redeem on Bitcoin Trader website in order to get their free share.
A few rules:
1) This contest is open to both existing and new Bitcoin trader clients. In case you do not have an account, you must register via the link from my signature in order to qualify. If you already have an account, you are fine, just post your jokes.
2) Only 1 share will be given per account. The system does not allow redeeming multiple coupons. So, if you have already received a free share, there is no point trying to do that again.
3) I will personally select winners at the end of each week and they will receive their codes within 24 hours. Additional points will be given to jokes related to Bitcoin/Cryptocurrencies.
Let us all have fun here and I really hope to see a lot of great jokes in this thread. Good luck!
P.S. I was hired by BT to oversee this contest. I do not work for BT and I have never been part of their team. Also, if I may ask you to focus on posting only great jokes in this thread so I can give you some free money. There are several other BT threads where you can discuss their services. Thx
I guess most of you have heard about Bitcoin Trader. They have been online since November 2013, they provide BTC trading and arbitrage services and a lot of people have made money by using them so far.
According to their website: “Bitcoin Trader is utilizing arbitrage situations to generate profits for our Trading Pool. Arbitrage is the practice of taking advantage of the price difference between two or more markets. For us, it means to buy Bitcoins on one market for immediate resale on another market in order to profit from the price disparity. This results in immediate, principally risk-free profit.”
Here are their results for the last 10 months:
In order to help general Bitcoin acceptance, they have sponsored several interesting events so far including:
Bitcoin 2014: http://bitcoin2014.com/
Central European Bitcoin Expo 2014: http://cebexpo.net/
Bitcoin Conference Chicago: http://btcchicago.com/
The North American Bitcoin Car Giveaway Tour 2014: http://www.bitpages.co/content/car.html
Now, there is something else interesting for you guys. I would like to start Bitcoin Trader – The Best Joke of the Week Contest. I will award 5 free Bitcoin shares, each worth $20, at the end of each of the next 10 weeks to 5 people posting the best jokes in this thread. So, 50 people in total will be able to get their free Bitcoin Trader shares. Winners will get a special coupon which they can redeem on Bitcoin Trader website in order to get their free share.
A few rules:
1) This contest is open to both existing and new Bitcoin trader clients. In case you do not have an account, you must register via the link from my signature in order to qualify. If you already have an account, you are fine, just post your jokes.
2) Only 1 share will be given per account. The system does not allow redeeming multiple coupons. So, if you have already received a free share, there is no point trying to do that again.
3) I will personally select winners at the end of each week and they will receive their codes within 24 hours. Additional points will be given to jokes related to Bitcoin/Cryptocurrencies.
Let us all have fun here and I really hope to see a lot of great jokes in this thread. Good luck!
P.S. I was hired by BT to oversee this contest. I do not work for BT and I have never been part of their team. Also, if I may ask you to focus on posting only great jokes in this thread so I can give you some free money. There are several other BT threads where you can discuss their services. Thx
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