Jerry Seinfeld to Police Officer: my bike was stolen!
Police: ok, I'll take a report.
Seinfeld: I'm never going to see my bike again, am I?
Police: No, no your not.
Seinfeld: So why are you making a report?
Police: It makes people feel good, like they've done something. I don't really turn in these reports, it's too much work for nothing.
Just forget about your bitcoins. You're never going to see them again and the police won't do anything, even if they knew what Bitcoin is and knew how to trace them.
Police: ok, I'll take a report.
Seinfeld: I'm never going to see my bike again, am I?
Police: No, no your not.
Seinfeld: So why are you making a report?
Police: It makes people feel good, like they've done something. I don't really turn in these reports, it's too much work for nothing.
Just forget about your bitcoins. You're never going to see them again and the police won't do anything, even if they knew what Bitcoin is and knew how to trace them.
and what about Bitfinex? forget it too?
let it run the same business as nothing happened? Oh, have they reopened already? LOL
Bitfinex is gone. They will not reopen.
If they reopened and anyone was stupid enough to give them money then they deserve to lose it. I call that, "paying the dumbass tax". That's the tax you have to pay because you're a dumbass. The owners of Bitfinex must know their business is over. Then again, people paid the dumbass tax to ButterFuck Labs for mining equipment over a year after it was well known that they were thieves.
You would think that, and then you read about guys buying more ETH, or sending HashOcean additional monies. It's like children playing here, you can never trust the 'common sense' response to an issue. Lost money? Throw more money at it.
Dumbass tax is brilliant, and I will be using this phrase liberally in the altcoin section from now on. It pretty much sums up this entire sphere, lol. Thank you sir
You get a cookie.
